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Clips from American Dad! - The Vacation Goo (S03E03)

"- Yes to you and yes to the game. - How did you get us into those vats?"
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"Well, remember how every year I cook our annual pre-vacation pancakes?"
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"Now eat up."
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"... strip you down, put you in the goo..."
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"So in Mexico when I went hang-gliding..."
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"...and you told me you loved me...? - Neither of those things ever happened."
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"I wanted you to have good memories..."
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"...but my idea of a vacation is a vacation away from you people."
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"Stan, we are going on a real vacation and this family is going to bond."
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"- We could go skiing. - Or, here's an alternate pitch."
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"Stay here, watch the Duke game..."
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"Just hear me out. I order boneless wings from KFC."
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"- But... - Hang on to that thought."
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"- None of you are here."
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"We stay home, and for the rest of our lives together..."
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"...every time you doze off, I slam a book on your testicles."
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"Did someone say skiing?"
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"I'm so nervous. This is my first soap opera audition."
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"- Good luck. - Oh! Oh, you did it again."
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"...but I can assure you, I return a confident, sexy woman..."
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"...who can shoe a horse and please her man."
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"Yes! We have found our Miss Fiona."
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"My dream has come true. You humble me. I am humbled."
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"Excuse me."
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"Go home, bitches. Show's over. I nailed it."
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"What a day. Perfect powder, the slopes were empty."
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"- Stan! - I didn't do this. Where's Steve?"
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"I just wouldn't want one of them marrying my daughter."
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"How could you put us in the goo?"
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"Dad had the right idea. I need time away from you people too."
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"Okay, enough of this. Clearly, the men in this house can't be trusted."
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"- You undressed me? - Oh, no. Toshi did."
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"- It's so hot, Brock. - Oh, you'll get used to it, Miss Fiona."
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"Will I? I'm pregnant. Pregnant!"
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"- Cut. - What the hell, Jerry?"
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"An illiterate Irishman's Polish monkey?"
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"If you quit, I'll see to it you never work in this town again."
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"Let me explain something to you about show business, Jerry."
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"It's a business. And I am the greatest actor of all time."
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"- What's your name? - Parker."
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"We should've just paid the guy to put this together."
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"Hayley!"
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"What? We planned to go to Italy, so I sent you to Italy."
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"You're missing the point. All I wanted was to have dinner once in a while..."
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"...and spend some real time together."
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"But you know what? I'm done. Done."
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"And you know why? Because you are an ass family."
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"I don't know why it has to... l..."
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"Hey Mr. S, you wanna help strap me into this thing?"
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"Francine, you were right. We've been horrible."
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"- But we're gonna make it up to you. - We booked a cruise."
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"No, we're not. Honey, look."
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"Ma'am, don't get any of that goo on you. It'll rot out your womb."
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"Oh, my God. We are going on a real vacation."
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"The only goo you're gonna see is goo-od times."
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"- No. - That's right."
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"- Smiths win. - Yes!"
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"I'm gonna go sign us up for face-painting class."
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"Steve, you're gonna be a rabbit. Hayley, you're gonna be a squirrel."
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"- I can't take this cruise any more. - I'll tell you something. I am at my limit."
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"Here is the line and here's face-painting, okay?"
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"Yeah, yeah, try and paint my face."
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"- Fine. - Come on, Hayley, let's go to the bar."
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"Hi, I'm Becky, cruise activities director."
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"I'm Steve. I have five friends on MySpace..."
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"...and I'm awaiting approval from a sixth."
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"...little brother kind of way, right?"
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"No, in an I've-taken-a-lot-of-boys'-virginity..."
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"- What a day for our family. - Family."
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"You guys sure are having a good time."
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"Of course we are. That's what families do. They have good times. To family!"
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"Hi, Steve. Wanna introduce me to your family?"
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"Family!"
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"Your son is 14, going on me."
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"Okay, something's not right here."
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"You're all too happy, you keep yelling "family.""
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"Family!"
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"Francine, I swear on the lives of our future grandchildren..."
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"...that only Steve will be able to give us, this is real."
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"... proudly presents some poor soul on the downswing of their career..."
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"Ma'am, I talked to the chef."
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"Oh, this has goo written all over it."
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"Honey, no. You saw them take those machines away. I promise, this is real."
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"I'm sorry, sir. She thinks she's in the goo. Francine, come back."
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"Mom, get down from there."
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"I'll see you all in the living room in a minute."
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"I'm in the goo."
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"You know, while I was out there, I made a promise to God."
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"I said if he saved me, I'd dedicate my life to him."
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"Obviously, I'm not gonna do that. I'm starved. Did you bring any food?"
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"Didn't need to. The ship's got plenty of food."
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"Oh, so you told the ship to come back for us?"
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"Yeah, that would've been the call."
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"I'm sure Roger will get them to come back."
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"- How dare you treat a lady like this? - We caught you stealing silverware."
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"I did nothing of the kind."
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"But in fairness, you ran out of the mango shrimp salad..."
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"...two brunches in a row."
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"I just can't catch a break."
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"And I don't have any money to get home."
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"You know, I'm an actress. And I'm amazing."
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"Oh, Equus."
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"We haven't eaten in four days."
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"This isn't my fault. I just wanted us to spend some time together."
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"No, it's just a picture I took with some grapes."
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"Look."
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"A house. We're saved."
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"- They're gonna hunt us. - What?"
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"That doesn't sound right."
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"My husband seems to think that..."
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"Yep."
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"Okay, then."
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"Look, that cloud looks like one of those old-fashioned phones."
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"That's a good addition. It does look like the cord."
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"- Good contribution. - It's real! It's real! Get out of my way!"
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"Mr. Smith, you light a fire and I'll catch rainwater with one of these plant leaves."
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"- She's gone. - No!"
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"- We're trapped. - I'll get us out."
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"I'm too weak from hunger."
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"I used my last bit of energy giving Steve that charley horse."
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