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Clips from American Dad! - The Vacation Goo (S03E03)

"- Worth it. - We are gonna die in here."
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"Mom, there's no way out and there's nothing in this cave we can eat."
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"Actually, there is one thing."
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"...and it sure as hell is not gonna be the last. Now who's with me?"
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"Francine, you've clearly gone insane. I'm not even gonna entertain that idea."
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"You wanna play 20 questions until we die?"
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"I'm thinking of a person."
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"- Ronald Reagan. - Damn."
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"Is this a nickel? Someone threw a nickel."
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"But instead, I've hit rock bottom."
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"What am I doing here?"
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"...I'll be home, okay?"
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"...far away from this place and my indiscriminate boner."
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"I did it. I can finally cry on cue."
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"I truly am the greatest actor of all time."
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"- There's no shame in that. - Hayley!"
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"I've eaten macrobiotic burritos. I can eat this."
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"Stan, we either do this as a family or not at all."
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"No! Don't you get it? She's a human being."
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"Becky Arangino. She's from Seattle. She's 5-foot-4. She's..."
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"Ready."
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"- It's paint. - Awesome!"
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"- We're not dead. - Of course not."
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"No one dies here at Jimmy Buffet's Most Dangerous Game Family Retreat."
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"- To the goo. - To the goo!"
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"No, that's cool. That's cool."
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"- I'm just trying to do something nice... - Damn it, I still can't cry on cue."
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"Didn't get Whisperer. Casting director's a whore, she hates me."
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"Well, if you truly are a medium, then you'll let me talk to my dead wife."
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"I can't, Jeff. I'm having stupid dinner with my stupid family."
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"Yeah, we always have the best time on vacation."
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"Then they showed Arachnophobia."
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"Hoyas. Hoyas."
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"Oh, my God, I didn't see you there."
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"Sorry, I need this outlet to plug in the "Tempest" machine I got on eBay."
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"Hayley, come on. You and I are gonna plan a real trip."
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"- We leave in an hour. - You're just gonna put me in the goo."
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"I'm returning the goo chambers to the CIA."
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"Remember, the winning family gets 100 cruise points, no cash value."
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"Oh, yeah? Well if it's real, then I probably shouldn't do this."
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"You seem to be in distress."
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"Steve's hiding food."
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"And you guys can check out my ass as I walk away. I think you'll be pleased."
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"- Yeah, hi. We landed on your beach. - They better have food up there."
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"Okay, here's the deal."
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"We should all spend the night here and rest."
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"I thought for sure I'd shoot myself in my study."
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"- Good Lord, Francine. - Oh, my God, Mom! That's disgusting."
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"Of course it is. But I'm not gonna stand by and watch my family perish."
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"Here, take this money. Go. Go, start a new life for yourself..."
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"Oh, thank you. Thank you, sir. Bless you. Bless you."
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"And you know what? It was nice."
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"Not now, Roger. Dinner's ready."
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"Darling, I swear, put a bell around your neck or something."
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"- Indeed. - Steve!"
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"Oh, Francine, thank God you're okay."
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"So who's the real thief here? Both. Both of us."
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"Maybe I'll just stop in here for a little drink."
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"Family hug."
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"Everyone ran off last week before I could explain the point of Sunday-night dinner."
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"And I'd be right. I just..."
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"Roger's playing Olivia Newton-John on our cruise ship?"
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"Stan!"
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"The guy said we had a 20-minute start."
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"What? Oh, my God. This can't be happening."
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"We ate a person. We did."
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"I take a long bath and then... Wait for it."
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"Man, it took us two days to find you. You must be starving."
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"Then I gingerly carry your bodies downstairs..."
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"Lunch was late today."
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"... and program the greatest family vacation ever."
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"I want those valueless cruise points."
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"Stop it. No one is gonna die."
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"There's an old German saying, "Don't blame the fish.""
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"You make absolutely no impression at all."
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"- I miss the goo. - I know this is torture."
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"- So let's turn it up a notch. - Okay."
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"I need you to make the crying more convincing."
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"How's it feel? Not so good?"
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"Xanadu"
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"No! What are we gonna do for pictures of food now?"
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"Roger?"
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"This place is amazing. I love you all so much."
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"Can 't cry on cue"
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"There's no cream in the soup, like you asked."
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"Steve has a charley horse."
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"Oh, thank God I'm out of that jam."
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"You see, Stan? Our family's drifting apart."
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"No, Roger. Why are we in these things?"
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"Yes. I did."
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"Steve, you stay here and cool off with a charley horse."
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"...kind of way."
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"Becky!"
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"Actually, this is the bottom."
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"Never before have I been so moved."
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