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Clips from American Dad! - The Vacation Goo (S03E03)

"Oh, I didn't tell you? I'm gonna become the greatest actor of all time."
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"I'm gonna go work on it."
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"And when your father gets home, we'll do just that."
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"Stan, get inside right now and have dinner with your family."
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"Some say you're a medium."
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"Why can't I cry?"
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"...we can visit your Aunt Mary's grave."
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"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bac-ey."
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"Let me get this straight."
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"All of our vacations, the only thing that ever brought this family together..."
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"Can't wait."
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"Why do this?"
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"That's terrible."
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"Or... Just hear me out."
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"Betty Bea Getty McClanahan, we're ready for you."
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"Yes, Mr. Sureshow, I may have left Sunrise Valley a girl..."
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"Don't get me wrong, I like the Berenstain Bears."
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"You think I can't cry? I can cry."
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"I cried when I read this dreck. Who wrote it?"
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"- I did. - I quit."
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""Attach stabilizing-rod B to ankle-constraint A"?"
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"I can't believe you put us in the goo."
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"If someone asked me who lived in this house, I'd say the Asses."
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"It was a stretch, but I made it work, didn't I?"
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"And I'm gonna be a panda."
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"Come at me with a brush, see what happens."
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"But we owe it to your mother to pretend to have a great time as a family."
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"- You're cute. - Oh, in a harmless..."
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"- Family! - Francine, guess what tonight is."
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"Sunday. We're about to finally have..."
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"...that special Sunday-night dinner you wanted."
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"- Why didn't you do it that time? - I thought we were done with it."
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"Hey, everyone, this is Becky. She works on the boat."
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"And now a thin girl is crazy for Steve?"
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"I don't buy it. You put me in the goo again."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen, Fantastic Cruises Dinner Theater..."
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"... doing a tribute to Olivia Newton-John."
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"Now I am here in Xanadu"
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"Xanadu"
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"You're not in the goo. And you have the room key."
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"Becky, thanks for getting us this lifeboat."
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"I mean, lifeboobs. Wait. No, no, I was right."
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"Okay, okay, I took your silverware."
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"Really? My cousin runs a small performance space."
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"- Perhaps he could use you. - Oh, the theater."
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"That's where I cut my teeth. Trotting the boards with Phil."
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"Seymour Hoffman."
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"Damn it, why couldn't you jump off the boat after dinner?"
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"- Give it to me. - Share it, you have to share it."
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"I'm gonna check out the situation."
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"If they have any chocolate sauce, I'll let you lick it off me."
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"On, no thanks. My mom doesn't like me to eat chocolate."
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"But maybe some nice carob paste or some hummus."
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"Then they're gonna hunt us like animals."
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"Yeah, now that I said it out loud, it does sound a little strange."
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"I'm gonna go see what's going on."
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"Hi, I'm Francine."
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"...you were gonna hunt us down like animals."
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"Yeah, and that string of clouds next to it looks like the cord."
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"- I'm exhausted. - I'm starving."
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"I can't believe starving to death is how I'm going out."
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"This is our first real vacation we've taken together..."
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"Cold."
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"Eddy, what's become of me?"
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"I was gonna be the greatest actor of all time."
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"I miss my house, I miss my family. I just wanna go home."
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"I just wanna close my eyes and, when I open them..."
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"Gonna be a long trip home."
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"Okay, that's it. Let's do it. Let's eat her."
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"- Steve! - Stan, he's choosing life."
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"A human being with a name."
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"...an organ donor."
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"Okay, I'll say it. I'll say what we're all thinking."
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"But I'll say another thing. It's Sunday night and we finally had a family dinner."
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"Yeah. Red team wins."
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"Hey, weren't there five of you?"
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"Well, nothing bonds a family like a dark, horrible secret."
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"So where do you guys wanna go next year?"
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"- Francine, the meal looks delicious. - Thank you, Klaus."
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"I'm starting a new family tradition of Sunday-night dinners."
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"Wait, only four place settings?"
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"I'm supposed to hang with my chick anyway."
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"She's been bugging me to spend more time with her, and she doesn't exist."
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"Franny, I need you to run lines with me."
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"- I'm going for a part on Ghost Whisperer. - What?"
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"Okay, let's do this."
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"Some say you're a ghost whisperer."
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"If you truly are a ghost whisperer, then you'll let me talk to my dead wife."
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"Oh, Franny, it's so awful the way they treat you."
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"What, no dinner? You're a terrible wife and mother."
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"Which is to reconnect as a family."
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"Hi, I'll take a roast beef to go and a medium Mr. Pibb, no ice. Fantastic."
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"If that's your attitude, I don't know why you people even have a drive-through."
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"But I'm up for Medium. The writing's more complex on this one."
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"- Roger, not now. - Dream-killer."
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"Stan, the family is trying to bond..."
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"...and we would appreciate your help. Right, kids?"
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"All right, Francine. Just relax. I know exactly what we need."
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"It's time for a Smith family vacation."
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"Dad, can we go to Graceland?"
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"If you wanna pay respects to a fat man who died on the toilet..."
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"Family hug."
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"You were right, Stan. This vacation is exactly what we needed."
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"Hello."
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"Roger, what's going on?"
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"I woke you up because I need to borrow your blue dress."
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"I've decided to go out for parts as a woman."
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"It came to me out of nowhere when I was watching Tootsie last night on AMC."
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"Not what I would call an American movie "classic.""
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"Oh, the goo. Yeah."
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"Every year, Stan checks out..."
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"...these artificial-memory chambers from the CIA..."
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"...plops you suckers in and then programs a great vacay."
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"This year's Maui. Sweet. Did you get me one of those "hang loose" T-shirts?"
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"- See? Because you didn't really go. - But if we're in here, where's Stan?"
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"Come on, Georgetown."
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"- Hoyas. Hoyas. Hoyas. - Hoyas. Hoyas. Hoyas."
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"There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide."
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"...have been a big, fat, fake lie?"
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"Yes!"
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