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Clips from Married with Children - The Computer Show (S03E03)

"we were gonna get the kids vaccinated, but..."
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"something always came up."
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"Not today."
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"Today is gonna be Bundy Family Fun Day."
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"We are going to be the four family."
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"Only question is where are we gonna go?"
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"And your house looks lovely."
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"Anyhow,"
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"Steve and I are going to the beach."
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"It's a little tradition we have."
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"we always go to the beach"
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"to shake hands with Mr. Summer."
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"Yes, our little summer tradition"
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"For you, every day can be summer."
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"But I digress."
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"We really didn't come over"
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"What, grab one of your wife's legs"
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"and make a wish?"
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"If you have chicken legs, call me Colonel Sanders."
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"I know, baby, you do chicken right."
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"Guys, I'll tell you,"
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"if I had eaten something in the last 48 hours,"
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"I'd be showing you another little tradition I have."
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"What do you want?"
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"had a little fender bender with a rather large gentleman."
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"So I did what any thinking adult would do,"
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"I threw myself on the ground and screamed, "Whiplash.""
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"Unfortunately, he and his carload of children"
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"did the same thing."
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"You know, Steve, if I hadn't seen you do it before,"
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"I really would have believed"
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"your spine had snapped like a twig."
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"I had those kids going, didn't I?"
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"Anyhow..."
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"I forgot my insurance card,"
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"and I was wondering if I could tape it to your door."
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"Why our door?"
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"and to prove it, I gave them your address."
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"Thanks, guys."
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"Let's beach it, babe."
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"You know, Peg, Steve just gave me a great idea."
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"We're gonna have Bundy Day at the beach."
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"[SNIFFING]"
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"[SNIFFS]"
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"It's money."
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"But I don't recognize the denomination."
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"Well, then it means that it's more than five."
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"Honey, that's a 10-spot."
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"A $100 bill!"
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"Gee,"
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"He didn't trust us enough to tell us"
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"there was money in that envelope."
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"Kids, now, I don't want you to think"
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"that everyone is as dishonest as Steve."
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"So to show you that honesty is the only way,"
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"and leave a note for that guy,"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"What a day!"
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"We're gonna have Bundy Day at the beach."
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"We're gonna get a nice picture"
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"like that eight family,"
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"Yeah, food! Yeah! Yay!"
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"What, you're hungry too?"
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"Yeah! Oh, Dad!"
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"Dad, look what we did!"
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"Well, if you connect your zits, you might."
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"Well, either that or "Mississippi.""
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"Come here, Kel."
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"Yep. I hear the ocean."
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"Well, I'm buffed and ready."
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"I'm gonna go find me a babe."
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"You couldn't find a woman in a gynecologist's office."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"You're on."
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"It's a sucker bet, Kel."
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"Because unlike the dances at school,"
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"Okay, everybody,"
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"Kids!"
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"Damn!"
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"I could've taken that picture"
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"Honey, take a picture of me"
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"so you can remember me when I was beautiful."
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"Shut up and take the picture."
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"Did you get it?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Ahhh..."
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"WOMAN: Hey!"
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"You're in my sun."
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"I'm trying to get an all-over tan."
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"Well, you're asking a lot of the sun."
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"[SOBS] Oh!"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Okay, honey, let's get comfortable."
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"All right."
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"Foot powder."
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"Yep."
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"[SPRAY HISSES]"
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"Deodorant."
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"[SPRAY HISSES]"
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"Zinc oxide."
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"Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"Bug spray."
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"Here's a little something for you to read."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"would you mind putting some oil on my back?"
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"Well, I-I'd be honored."
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"Hey, Al..."
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"Look at this."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"I'm sorry, he can't right now."
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"He's blind."
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"Really?"
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"Wait till I tell my friends I made a blind man drool."
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"You okay, honey?"
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"let's make out."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"Excuse me there, girls."
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"So, babes,"
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"it's nice to meet some cool chicks"
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