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Clips from Married with Children - The Computer Show (S03E03)

"on a hot day."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"on what will someday be your chest."
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"Bud, go long."
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"Hmm, let's see..."
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"who should I make the lucky recipient"
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"of what's behind bikini number one?"
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"Lifeguard! Help! Help!"
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"What's wrong?"
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"an empty spot behind a rock."
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"Would you join me?"
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"WOMAN: Help! Help!"
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"If they can't swim, why do they come to the beach?"
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"I know that hand."
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"Al? Al Bundy?"
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"Marilyn Beamis?"
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"Hey, it's been a lot of years."
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"It sure has."
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"You still look great, Al."
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"No, I barely eat."
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"What you been up to?"
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"Well, I got married, got divorced,"
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"had a couple of kids."
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"Uh, kids, listen, be careful there."
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"Don't get any sand in the beer."
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"You know,"
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"I think a lot about you, Al."
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"Remember those nights at the drive-in?"
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"to save that dollar?"
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"And then it'd be right from the trunk..."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Yeah, those were the good old days."
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"Al..."
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"would you do me a small favor?"
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"Would you make love to me right here, right now?"
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"Well, uh, see, uh, I'm married."
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"Well, I don't care."
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"Yeah, but she's, uh, right here."
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"[CHUCKLES] Well, I don't care."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"you always were one that would go that extra mile,"
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"I don't want this to get out,"
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"but, see, I really kind of like my family."
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"I'd say the same thing to my wife if she asked for sex."
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"the one man for me."
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"Gary?"
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"You work out a lot?"
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"Come on, kids."
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"That's a real gold chain he's wearing."
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"Oh, I hate the beach."
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"Beach-blanket bingo over here, babycakes."
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"How was your swim?"
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"But invigorating."
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"Steve, you know,"
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"I just couldn't take my eyes off you"
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"as you emerged from the water."
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"your blond-- Uh..."
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"dark hair framing your powerful shoulders."
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"You move with the easy grace of a jungle cat."
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"[PURRS]"
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"Well, you know, my parents toyed with the idea"
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"of naming me Tiger,"
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"but then the yellow went away, and they went with Steve."
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"Oh, God, it's a beautiful day, isn't it?"
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"Oh, yes. And a perfect spot."
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"Mother Nature, this one's for you."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"[SNIFFLING]"
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"My bucket's broken."
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"Thanks."
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"You're my boyfriend."
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"Great."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"Bud, uh, Bon Jovi."
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"and I think you just got lucky."
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"Really? I'd do anything to be in a rock video."
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"Boyfriend?"
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"He's mine."
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"[GASPS]"
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"How dare you?!"
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"I love you, boyfriend."
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"Want to play?"
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"Not for you, tramp!"
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"You are one of the most interesting guys"
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"I have ever met."
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"So tell me more about your life's work."
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"Well, my quest for the perfect tan"
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"started when I was only 12."
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"I came from a poor family who, uh,"
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"couldn't afford a tan."
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"Wow. You've overcome so much."
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"I love you."
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"Look, I gotta go over and talk to this girl."
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"Don't worry, she's my sister."
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"Can I come with you, boyfriend?"
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"Do I have a choice?"
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"No."
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"Hey, Kel, want to go for a Slurpee?"
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"Got one."
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"So, Chris, wanna take me for a ride in your Vette?"
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"I don't really feel like it."
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"Hey, Chris, want to take me for a ride in your 'Vette?"
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"Sure!"
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"Gee...alone, Kel?"
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"Yeah."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"What, Steve? What?"
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"I smacked into today."
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"and yet he thought we were as poor as he was."
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"He was willing to take 100 bucks."
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"Did you see the fluids"
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"gushing out of the bottom of his car?"
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"A hundred bucks!"
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"I kill me."
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"Excuse me."
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"Is this your Mercedes?"
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"Oh, Steve, I'd recognize it anywhere."
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"By the way, uh,"
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"the guy with the sledgehammer said your note--"
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""Gone to the beach. Ha ha, loser"--"
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