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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Neighbors with Attitude (S03E03)

"Doing our taxes is the best way to spend the holiday."
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"Say "loophole.""
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"Let's just make sure no stray 1099 forms were mailed late"
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"S03E13 Neighbors With Attitude"
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"in your mailbox?"
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"What could this mean, Officer Bryson?"
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"My sister Cordette told me about it."
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"Legend has it, it's where everyone makes out."
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"There are dark, unsupervised slut pockets"
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"After giraffes and elephants and monkeys."
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"Sorry it took so long to get to you,"
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"Fantastic."
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"We'll put it on the agenda for next week's HOA meeting."
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""Mommy brain"?"
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"to disrespect people."
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""J. Huang."
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"I'm gonna pre-spray my clothes, so..."
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"that I myself am a Scout."
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"I thought you weren't nervous about the dance."
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"I've never kissed a girl."
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"No way. I know exactly what's going on here."
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"because you're not a team player."
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"That cantaloupe is supposed to last all week."
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"Jessica, if you want to be a part of the Neighborhood Watch,"
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"Don't worry. I'll help you."
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"I love that."
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"You heard the guys... This is my best shot"
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"So what do you do if someone disagrees with your idea?"
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"Okay. Just pretend I'm the HOA."
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"Would I have suggested it if I hadn't already done the math?"
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"I also think we should set up an anonymous tip line."
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"mentally."
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"And that is why surveillance cameras,"
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"Let's definitely do that."
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"I work two jobs, and I can't always be there"
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"I don't prefer to be touched."
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"What's important is that Ann and Peter"
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"So, that's it for the HOA."
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"She worked really hard on these ideas."
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"I'm gonna stop at 7-Eleven for a Chipwich."
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"Put on your new sandals and walk to an ATM!"
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"the star that you paid to name after her."
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"and I'm gonna kiss her."
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"Hey, Trent."
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"No way any of you are coming into our dance."
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"And here's the thing about flat management structure..."
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"Something horrible happened."
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"Ann's son, Peter, is missing."
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"we have to see their failures."
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"I thought you learned how to be a team player."
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"you got to do your own thing."
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"Feels dramatic, but sure."
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"I stole the lawn frog."
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"I thought that if something went missing,"
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"You got a child kidnapped?"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Well, I went to the doctor last week,"
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"eating your sneaky sandwich?"
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"He asked me where he could get a new house key,"
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"So he couldn't find his key"
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"He's 10."
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"Huh."
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"What are you doing, Trent?!"
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"I wouldn't look so good fixing them."
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"Peter thinks he can buy a key to his house at the mall."
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"And how about Marvin?"
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"I really wanted it to be special."
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"Well, hey, there, big door answerer."
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"You obviously know what you're doing."
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"It's not in my underwear drawer, where I left it."
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"_"
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"Can you believe it's almost Valentine's Day already?"
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"We spent it getting down and dirty on the kitchen table."
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"I can't wait to do that with you again this year."
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"so we can get started."
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"What is it?"
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"Whatever it is, it scares me."
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"Go get the children."
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"So, let me get this straight..."
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"Is it a warning? A threat?"
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"The flag was up. They wanted us to find it."
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"Who's "they"?"
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"We don't know! That's your job!"
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"No one does their job."
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"No one just does a good job anymore."
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"I just got a promotion, actually."
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"Anyway, mailbox sandwiches really aren't a police matter."
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"That's more of a Neighborhood Watch thing."
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"But our neighborhood doesn't have one of those."
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"That sounds interesting, though."
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"Watching your neighbors... That's very Jessica."
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"That's very Jessica."
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"Thank you, Officer Bryson."
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"Corporal Bryson."
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"Okay, sirs, since I've become a bit of a perv this year,"
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"I think it's only fitting that I bring up"
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"this Friday's big dance for discussion."
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"Wait, what dance?"
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"Get your head out of the clouds, Dave!"
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"I swear to God."
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"The Robin Scouts do it as a fundraiser"
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"in the East Orlando school district."
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"I hope the Robin Scouts run a better dance"
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"than an organization."
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"You guys are losers!"
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"No one likes you! They like the cookies!"
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"How do you make decisions?!"
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"at getting our first kiss before we start high school?"
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"Dave's awake, everyone."
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"Everyone, Dave's awake."
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"I remember my first kiss, back in '93."
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"I've never seen you kiss Alison."
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"Oh, yeah. She and I haven't kissed yet."
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"We're taking it slow,"
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"but I'm sure I'll lay a few on her at the dance."
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"The only light is a disco ball and one floor lamp."
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"all over that Jewish Community Center."
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"lawn frog decoration you gave us."
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"Humans are low on the list."
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"Okay, thank you, Peter."
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