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Clips from Seinfeld - The Couch (S06E06)

"...on abortion?"
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"Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice."
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"How do you know?"
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"Because he..."
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"Well..."
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"He's just so good-looking."
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"Well, you should probably ask."
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"...could be trouble."
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"This is out. Someone has it."
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"Out? Oh, no, I've-"
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"Well, I could put it on reserve for you if you'd like."
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"Maybe we could call them and ask them to return it."
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"Sorry, we can't do that."
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"Well, maybe they're done with it. I could go pick it up."
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"I don't think so. It doesn't work that way."
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"Yes?"
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"Excuse me, are you Joe Temple?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes, you don't know me."
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"My name is George Costanza."
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"Did you happen to rent Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
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"- Hey. - What's happening?"
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"Well, you know, Poppie's over at my place."
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"You got a regular Manhattan Project going on over there."
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"Anyway, he's about to leave. He wants the duck money."
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"That's fine."
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"If you just give me my duck money, I'll be on my way."
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"Okay, I'll get it."
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"Why don't you sit down, Poppie, you're still recuperating."
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"Are you tired, Poppie?"
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"...wanna make their own pizza?"
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"Kramer, did I ever tell you about my mother?"
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"- My mother- - Here you go."
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"Anyway, I'm sorry again about the..."
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"- The... - The what?"
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"The..."
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"- The- The... - Okay, Poppie. So long, huh?"
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"I'll see you tonight."
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"Kramer, what is this?"
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"- What is what? - This puddle on my sofa!"
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"I don't know."
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"Is it...?"
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"Could it...?"
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"Could he have...?"
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"It is!"
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"Poppie peed on my sofa!"
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"- Are you sure? - Well, what is it, then?"
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"My new sofa! Poppie peed on my new sofa!"
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"I don't care if it comes out. I can't sit on that anymore."
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"- You're making too much of it. - Yeah, you're right."
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"Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa..."
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"...instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be."
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"Right."
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"Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple."
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"Well, I was gonna watch it with my daughter."
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"Yeah, she was a delicate flower."
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"Why didn't you just read the book?"
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"Well, as I say, the pinkeye made my vision quite blurry."
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"Remy."
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"This is George."
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"Would you mind if he watched Breakfast at Tiffany's with us?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- I missed you. - Oh, I missed you."
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"I don't remember the last time I felt this way."
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"Me either."
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"- I think about you all the time. - You do?"
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"- Do you think about me? - Oh, yeah, all the time."
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"All the time."
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"...recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine."
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"- What friend? - Oh, just this woman."
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"She got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother..."
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"...and decided to have an abortion."
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"You know, someday..."
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"...we're gonna get enough people on the Supreme Court to change that law."
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"So anything to nosh?"
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"What did you want?"
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"Popcorn?"
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"Popcorn? Where do you think you are?"
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"A lot of people keep popcorn in the house."
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"Well, we don't."
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"You might wanna try it."
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"Makes the movie more enjoyable, that's all."
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"- Here's some nuts. - Oh, nuts! Excellent!"
Seinfeld
"You know what I love? How there's two nuts named after people:"
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"Can we watch the movie now, Daddy?"
Seinfeld
"Hey, let's turn off the lights, get some real movie atmosphere."
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"The lights are fine."
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"See? Everybody can do this. Yeah."
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"No, no. Use your wrist. It's all in the wrist."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Not too high!"
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"Very good. That's very good."
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"All right, put a little sauce on here."
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"- Now some cheese. - Not too much."
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"And cucumbers."
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"Hey, wait a second. What is that?"
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"You can't put cucumbers on a pizza."
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"Why not? I like cucumbers."
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"That's not a pizza. It will taste terrible."
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"But that's the idea. Make your own pie."
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"Yes, but we cannot give the people the right..."
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"Now, on this issue, there can be no debate."
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"Because it's a pizza."
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"It's not a pizza till it comes out of the oven."
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"It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough."
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"- No, it isn't! - Yes, it is!"
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"- I'm home. - Hey, honey."
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"Hello."
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"- Breakfast at Tiffany's? - Yeah."
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"I just came back from Angela's. It's not looking very good for Duncan."
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"The doctor thinks it's just a matter of time."
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"Joe. Could you...?"
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"Poor guy. I hate to see him suffer like this."
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"- Yeah. - You know, I'm sorry."
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"...but we're right in the middle of this thing."
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"Who are you?"
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"This is George Costanza."
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"It's just very hard to follow, with all the talking."
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"I'll pause it, okay?"
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"Any more grape juice?"
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