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Clips from Seinfeld - The Couch (S06E06)

"So who is this guy?"
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"- He's in some book club. - And what's he doing here?"
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"Cheating on his test."
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"Okay, come on, let's go."
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"Come on, you took my seat."
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"It's not your seat."
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"- I was sitting there. Come on. - You didn't save it."
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"I had the arm. Joe."
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"What's the difference?"
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"It's my couch."
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"All right, come on. Come on, scootch over."
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"- Wait, it's my seat! - Stop being like a 2-year-old."
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"You got grape juice all over our couch."
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"You ruined our couch!"
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"Joe."
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"- Oh, my God. - You see?"
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"So are you gonna get a new couch?"
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"Well, I guess I have no choice."
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"- What, do you want your old couch? - I was hoping you'd offer."
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"- Yeah? - It's the movers."
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"- Okay. - Who's that?"
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"- Your boyfriend. He's taking it out. - No, he's not my boyfriend."
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"Take a guess."
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"Oh, really."
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"Hey, Carl, I also need you to go to Elaine's..."
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"- Could you? - Sure."
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"George is taking it."
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"Did you tell him it was peed on?"
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"He said he doesn't care. He'll just turn the cushion over."
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"- I'm sorry you feel that way, Elaine. - Yeah, me too."
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"- It's just too bad. - Yeah, it is."
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"Well, I better get this couch back to Jerry's."
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"- Can I offer you anything to drink? - Yeah, sure."
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"- All I've got is grape juice. - Throw it."
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"She didn't want the constraints of any relationship."
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"That's why she got rid of the cat."
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"The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence."
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"Well, not really."
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"After all, she did get together with George Peppard."
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"I mean, Fred."
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"What are you doing with your old couch?"
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"Sorry about the gift. I didn't know about your condition."
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"- What puddle? - That puddle!"
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"- ...and bring my old couch back. - Today?"
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"Well, what are you doing with this couch?"
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"I'd like to rent Breakfast at Tiffany's."
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"Anyway, we're going into business together."
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"- They owe me for those ducks. - Yeah."
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