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Clips from Arrested Development - S.O.B.s (S03E03)

"- or the OC Disorder. - Don't call it that."
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"I think ultimately it's because he's afraid to express himself."
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"Actually, he was afraid his Aunt Lindsay was going to burn the house down."
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"Hi. How are you?"
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"Cream soda."
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"Maybe he does need this school. Did you see this letter?"
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"You know, it's done wonders for Maeby."
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"- "Maeby is an exceptional young lady." - Exceptional."
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""We are sure that she is destined for great things.""
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"- Great things. - "And we wish her luck in all her"..."
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"It says "over." I'd probably have to crack this open to be sure..."
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"What boarding school would lose track of its students?"
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"in her secret life as a film executive."
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"There goes that nonrefundable tuition."
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"It is the one rule they do have there."
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"She should be punished for this."
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"Tobias, if I can become a more traditional mother, then maybe you could start being more of..."
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"Nontraditional mother. Yes, you're right."
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"After all, I am her father."
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"The cars are still off, and I rewashed all the clothes."
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"And that's when Michael decided..."
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"that perhaps Maeby's tuition didn't have to go to waste after all."
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"Meanwhile, Lucille went to work..."
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"- soliciting for the Bluth fund-raiser. - We have plenty of money."
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"Don't get me wrong. But we can't use our personal assets to defend the company."
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"Just then, Gob arrived and decided to have a laugh."
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"Your drink, madam."
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"- Can I get you anything... - Get that one out of here."
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"As you please."
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"- Can you drop these off at two? - Why not?"
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"- So he kept it up. - We're all out of the halibut."
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"- Hey, new guy. You wanna seat table four? - Oh, yeah."
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"Back at the penthouse, however, lunch was long overdue."
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"I don't suppose she left anything for me to eat."
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"No, just a soup and a half sandwich and a whole sandwich for me."
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"- Ah. - Hello. Hey."
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"So what's going on with the fund-raiser?"
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"Well, uh, I don't think the Home Builder's Organization is gonna be supporting us."
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"Yeah, the HBO is not gonna want us. What do we do now?"
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"Well, I think it's showtime. I think we have to have a show during dinner."
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"Hey, we could have some celebrities in."
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"I don't wanna round up a bunch of famous people..."
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"- What's that got to do with us? - Nothing. You're gonna write a speech about me..."
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"so they can see how wonderful I am."
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"I think we got a better chance at Nicole Kidman."
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"- Oh? Huh? - Actually, I may have an in with Andy Richter."
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"Well, do you think you can get him? I'm kidding. Of course not him."
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"His brother does teach George Michael at Openings."
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"George Michael is going to that New Age feel-gooderie?"
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"I don't think that's a good idea. They're gonna poison him against you."
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"Remember what happened when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school?"
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"All of a sudden I was the-the bad guy to her."
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"- Are you married? - Damn school."
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"I said to the teacher... I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you.""
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"George Sr. did more than just say it."
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"He sent the man a basket of poison muffins."
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"It's called a "cuppuccino," and wait till you see what it costs."
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"You can say what you want about the Milford Academy."
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"The kids who came out of there, prepared for life."
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"Does anyone know how to eat one of these?"
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"You know, George Michael's gonna be fine, okay?"
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"I just want him to know how to express himself."
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"He was actually having trouble expressing himself."
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"My name is George Michael Bluth."
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"My mom died."
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"And I-I guess that's it."
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"Hardly. See, if it were me, I would say..."
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""I'm Donnie Richter. I have a brother named Andy. He's an attention hog."
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"He can't seem to really attract a real audience, but I love the fat SOB anyway.""
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"I thought you looked like Andy Richter. You guys are identical twins?"
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"Identical quintuplets, actually."
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"There was Andy the show-off, Donnie the sensitive one..."
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"Chareth the flirt, Rocky the risk-taker and Andy's stunt double..."
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"although composite photography tells us he'd look something like this."
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"Here's what I want you to do. I want you to go home tonight..."
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"Something critical. Bring it in tomorrow and read it for the group."
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"- Um, will this go toward my grade? - Oh, we don't have grades here."
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"A student either learns and gets an "L," or they fluctuate in their learning."
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"- And what do we get for that? - An "F.""
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"- Maeby, meanwhile..."
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"- was about to have a learning experience. - Well."
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"That's right. I can read."
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"Okay, first of all, Variety got it wrong, all right?"
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"Poof, Miramax is gone. We're still on the hook."
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"Don't tell me where you've been. It'll just make me worry more. But guess what."
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"There's a new daddy in town."
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"A discipline daddy."
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"Oh, it's, uh... It's a parenting tape."
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"But you don't have a job."
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"All right. Here. Tell you what we're gonna do."
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"We are going to stuff each one of these gift bags with..."
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"a head shot, some glitter and a decorative hand soap."
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"And we're gonna send 'em to every casting director in town."
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"- And don't forget the funny notes. - "I know where you live. Ha, ha"?"
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"- Casting directors hate this. - They really do."
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"The glitter queen struck again."
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"And back at the country club, something unusual had happened."
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"Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale. Unless, did you expect me to follow you to your car?"
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"- They're your tips. - Tips."
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"And Gob realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life."
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"Lindsay, meanwhile, was being a mother..."
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"- when someone showed up who needed one. - Hey, sister."
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"- How'd you get here? - I walked."
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"I tried hitchhiking, but it's hard to do without a thumb."
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"- I'm so hungry. - Would you like to try some of this?"
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"So watery, and yet there's a smack of ham to it."
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"It's hot ham water."
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"- Yeah. - Upstairs, George Michael was struggling with his assignment."
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"- Can you think of anything critical to say about my dad? - Are you serious?"
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"And he's given me a hundred more to do for homework."
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"It's, like, "I don't do my homework. George Michael does my homework.""
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"It might help if you expressed yourself."
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"It also gave him an opportunity to smell her neck."
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"And the next day, Michael drove to Openings..."
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"in the hopes of recruiting Donnie's brother for the fund-raiser..."
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"when he noticed his son expressing himself rather well."
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"He pretends he's the great father all of a sudden and acts like he's all worried about me."
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"But it turns out he just does it so I can help him with his joke of a career."
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"No wonder Mom wanted out so bad."
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God."
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