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Clips from Arrested Development - S.O.B.s (S03E03)

"Gob, meanwhile, was several days in to being an accidental waiter."
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"And he discovered that a little flirting helped bring in the tips."
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"Oh, Gob. You could charm the black off a telegram boy."
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"Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies."
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"His name is Andy something."
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"I think he's Ed McMahon's kid. A song and dance man."
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"Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fund-raiser..."
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"Lucille, meanwhile, was there soliciting for the fund-raiser..."
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"- but still hadn't noticed him. - We'll have the lobster tail."
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"- Until this happened. - And maybe later you can..."
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"save a little piece of tail for me."
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"Come on!"
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"I hope that isn't the sort of humor Andy McMahon will be doing."
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"Lobster, Mom?"
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"- And Michael went to confront Donnie. - Hey!"
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"Nice haircut and thanks for turning my son against me."
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"Oh, oh. No, no. I-I'm Andy."
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"Oh, hey. How would you feel about coming to a fund-raiser at our house?"
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"- How much does it pay? - It's just a free dinner, but..."
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"- I'll be there. - Great."
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"You should know about bad-mouthing family members."
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"I heard what you had my son say out there."
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"He chose what to say."
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"- Maybe we should include him in this. - No need."
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"You're the one that poisoned him against me. How would you like that done to you?"
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"Are you threatening to poison me?"
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"I'm just expressing myself, man."
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"- What did I tell you? - How dare that Donnie Richter."
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"Yeah, you gotta take care of that guy, or I will."
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"- Yeah, yeah. Let me. - This is not your business. No."
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"I'm just gonna pull him out of that school."
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"You're damn right, you are. We can't have this happen. Not now."
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"This family has got to stick together."
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"I don't want Gob coming to this dinner."
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"Is he following people to their cars again?"
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"- He is? Well, that's great. - No, it's not great."
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"Am I the only one that thinks this family..."
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"is finally starting to become sympathetic and relatable?"
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"That's what people wanna see, you know. Lindsay's taking care of the house."
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"Oh, I forgot about that."
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"Tell the "housewife" she's not coming either."
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"She glued my thumb back on."
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"Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me, or is she looking hotter too?"
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"We're veering away from relatability again."
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"Now what we do is we paint our lips Joan Crawford red..."
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"pop on a little blue eyeliner and then plant a lipstick kiss on every one of 'em."
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"- Why the blue eyeliner? - Well, she felt that her eyes were too close together."
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"Hello? Uh, yeah, uh..."
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"Uh, let me put my, uh... our, uh, assistant on the phone with you."
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"Thank you, yes. I better get changed."
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"No, that's great. Yeah, he's really into discipline."
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"And George Michael was about to get some discipline too."
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"You are no longer going to that school."
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"I don't wanna get into a big discussion about it. It's just not right for you."
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"Is this because I cheated off Maeby? I've never done that before. I swear."
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"I couldn't think of anything about you, so I asked her to write it about her dad."
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"- You cheated? - Yeah, it was stupid of me."
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"Now Donnie's met you. He's never gonna believe you were up for a part in Wicked."
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"You do what you have to. You think I want to give that speech about Dad at the fund-raiser?"
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"Sometimes you say you hate your dad to get a good grade or you like him to make some money."
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"- No... - I don't wanna have a whole discussion about it."
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"Donnie. Well, I guess I owe you an apology."
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"No."
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"- It's Andy again, isn't it? - Rocky. Andy's the pig."
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"- Well, you're not exactly... - I'm his stunt double."
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"You think I like this? I disgust myself."
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"Let go of my dad. You're gonna hurt him."
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"Oh, no. I'm only making it look like that. He's totally in charge of the situation."
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"So what is the problem?"
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"Somebody sent my brother Donnie a basket of poison muffins."
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"And what ever happened to the Muffin Man? Remember him?"
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"I always pictured a giant six-foot muffin..."
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"trying to eat me while I was eatin' him."
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"It's kind of a fantasy I go to a lot now."
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"And he says you threatened to poison him."
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"I was upset."
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"I'd just heard that my son thought I was a horrible father. But, no, I didn't poison him."
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"Well, if I find out you did..."
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"Oh, uh, Andy wants to know, at this dinner..."
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"- you want him to sing or anything? - A song would be fantastic."
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"You saw? I thought you didn't know what I said about you."
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"Well, that wasn't exactly the truth."
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"But don't worry. I know you don't have anything bad to say about me."
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"No. You know what? I think Donnie was right. I just wasn't digging deep enough."
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"I think I might've meant what I said. You never listen to me."
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"You didn't ask me if I wanted to go to this school. You didn't ask about what I said."
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"You threatened my teacher. You don't respect me."
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"How can I respect you, man?"
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"It was a complex situation..."
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"without an easy solution."
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"- Hello? - The caterers didn't show up. I used the club."
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"I've got 50 people coming in three hours and nothing to feed them, no one to serve it."
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"We have to make a good impression, or we're finished."
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"Now that's a clear-cut situation with the promise of comedy."
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"Tell your friends."
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"The Save Our Bluths party was starting to heat up."
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"What is going on? They're getting restless."
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"This is what you're making? Poached salmonella?"
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"What kind of sauce is that?"
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"Oh. Well, that should go with chicken."
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"- Yeah. - Fantastic."
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"And some powerful players showed up."
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"George, Bill Kincade from Fostco Industries."
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"- Sort of. - Hope you don't mind. I sent one of those stupid surrogates."
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"- You got busted too? - No, I had a prior engagement."
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"- I'm at the Fire and Ice Ball. - Coming through. Chicken in chicken sauce."
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"Maybe you could sing while they're bringing out dinners."
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"Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett."
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"Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett."
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"We can't show Emmett without blurring him."
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"Yeah, he's singing at the Fire and Ice Ball tonight."
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"Andy Richter is singing at the Fire and Ice Ball?"
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"You know, I should send Andy a little basket of poison muffins too."
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"Muffins?"
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"Oh, my God. Dad? You're the Muffin Man?"
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"You poisoned 25 teachers during the '70s?"
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"Can I have your attention? My son would like to say..."
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"just a couple of words about me."
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"And that's when Michael noticed his own son."
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