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Clips from Louie (2010) - Poker / Divorce (S01E01)

"Come over here."
Louie (2010)
"What's that?"
Louie (2010)
"It was my dad's at the hospital."
Louie (2010)
"He had a car accident. He died."
Louie (2010)
"Some creepy shit, right?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean, you're holding that."
Louie (2010)
"My dead dad wore that."
Louie (2010)
"You wanna keep it?"
Louie (2010)
"Hey. Hey, what's up?"
Louie (2010)
"Come on. It's only peppermint schnapps."
Louie (2010)
"No."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, so I'll see you later."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, okay."
Louie (2010)
"What are you, stupid? What?"
Louie (2010)
"Do you like me?"
Louie (2010)
"Do you like me, like, as a girl?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Okay, so whip it out."
Louie (2010)
"What? Come on, whip it out."
Louie (2010)
"Tammy."
Louie (2010)
"My God, you showed up."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, hi."
Louie (2010)
"Hey. Well, come in."
Louie (2010)
"You still wanna come in, right?"
Louie (2010)
"So, uh, do you remember me much?"
Louie (2010)
"No. To be honest, no."
Louie (2010)
"But you remembered me."
Louie (2010)
"Obviously, you looked me up."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Yeah, I guess so."
Louie (2010)
"So, what do you remember?"
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"Just, uh, nothing. I-- We had a moment."
Louie (2010)
"You and me had like a moment..."
Louie (2010)
"...and it kind of stuck with me."
Louie (2010)
"Really? What?"
Louie (2010)
"Nothing, just, uh--"
Louie (2010)
"Whip it out."
Louie (2010)
"Something you said to me that--"
Louie (2010)
"Come on, whip it out."
Louie (2010)
"You know, when you're kids-- Like, we were kids, so--"
Louie (2010)
"We ain't kids no more, huh?"
Louie (2010)
"I used to be a pretty hot little shit back then, wasn't I?"
Louie (2010)
"Yep. Not anymore."
Louie (2010)
"Well, don't say that. No, that's all right. Nobody stays like that."
Louie (2010)
"I'm 42. I got three kids, husband."
Louie (2010)
"And here I am."
Louie (2010)
"What about you?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, I got married and I got two girls."
Louie (2010)
"Nice. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"And I'm divorced now."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, that's why you're Facebooking. Playing Could Have Been."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I guess so."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Well-- Yeah. Thanks for stopping by."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"It was good to see you. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"What did I say to you? What?"
Louie (2010)
"You said I said something that stuck out. What did I say?"
Louie (2010)
"Well, you told me to--"
Louie (2010)
"Really? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Wow."
Louie (2010)
"Did you?"
Louie (2010)
"No."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't have the guts. Hm. Well...."
Louie (2010)
"So whip it out."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, whip it out."
Louie (2010)
"Just whip it out."
Louie (2010)
"If nobody ever told me not to **** animals...."
Louie (2010)
"If no one--"
Louie (2010)
"If no one ever said, "You should not have sex with animals"..."
Louie (2010)
"...I would totally have sex with animals all of the time."
Louie (2010)
"...is because I'm not supposed to and somebody told it to me."
Louie (2010)
"Why not?"
Louie (2010)
"You know, I wouldn't, for one reason. Because I think it would be rape."
Louie (2010)
"I don't think it's morally wrong, I really don't..."
Louie (2010)
"If you can get an animal horny, go ahead, man."
Louie (2010)
"Go ahead and **** it."
Louie (2010)
"If you can--"
Louie (2010)
"If you can finger a monkey and the monkey is like, "Ooh. Ah.""
Louie (2010)
"You earned it."
Louie (2010)
"I really think if there was-- If I was alone on the Earth..."
Louie (2010)
"...if I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans..."
Louie (2010)
"...I would have sex with a monkey in, like, two minutes."
Louie (2010)
"Two minutes. That's really not long enough..."
Louie (2010)
"...to be sure you're alone on the Earth even."
Louie (2010)
"I walk outside, it's-- There's not much traffic."
Louie (2010)
"I'm gonna have sex with a monkey right now."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no, there's a person.""
Louie (2010)
"Is it bad to brush your teeth after you suck a dick?"
Louie (2010)
"Because it causes blood..."
Louie (2010)
"...and you could catch AIDS. Is it better to not?"
Louie (2010)
"What are you doing that you gotta ask that?"
Louie (2010)
"It might be funny, but I think about that all the time."
Louie (2010)
"Is there cock meat over your mirror in the bathroom after you floss?"
Louie (2010)
"No, I have a good imagination."
Louie (2010)
"I can visualize it. I don't need the meat to be actually be on the mirror."
Louie (2010)
"I thought you meant cock meat because you're flossing--"
Louie (2010)
"That's what I meant. That's what I mean."
Louie (2010)
"You guys are obsessed."
Louie (2010)
"Rick, does it offend you when I say that?"
Louie (2010)
"Frigging creepy, right?"
Louie (2010)
"It just kind of-- It just--"
Louie (2010)
"You said, "Whip it out.""
Louie (2010)
"The only reason I don't have sex with animals..."
Louie (2010)
"Why you're bringing it up? The pulp from your teeth--"
Louie (2010)
"Break.""
Louie (2010)
"Dude."
Louie (2010)