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Clips from Dr. Ken - D.K. And the Dishwasher (S01E01)

"And that's why nobody should talk about anything to anybody."
Dr. Ken
"and let you all know"
Dr. Ken
"that I will be getting back together"
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"Like the one in her front yard"
Dr. Ken
"that I drove through in a rage last month."
Dr. Ken
"for your unspoken congratulations."
Dr. Ken
"You get to skip that awkward conversation after all."
Dr. Ken
"meant absolutely nothing to him."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I am so relieved!"
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"- Damona... - Ohh."
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"I feel I owe you an explanation."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no. You don't owe me a thing"
Dr. Ken
"Ah, already in the mail."
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"Book rate... should arrive in 8 to 10 business days."
Dr. Ken
"Well, helping me to put things into perspective."
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"and that hollow experience that we stumbled upon together,"
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"the depth of what I have with Tiffany."
Dr. Ken
"Glad I could help."
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"What is this?"
Dr. Ken
"That's the tracking number for your brassiere."
Dr. Ken
"Guess which baller"
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"hit a fancy appliance store on his way home from work"
Dr. Ken
"and walked out with a floor model."
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"Holla!"
Dr. Ken
"Actually, you don't have to holler."
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"The baller was me."
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"Yeah, it's just got a tiny scratch on the door."
Dr. Ken
"You really have to look for it, though."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, the point is,"
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"Your dad bought us a dishwasher this afternoon, yo."
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"European, new. In box."
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"Oh, no dings."
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"Turns out they were just dirty."
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"No bigs, you know."
Dr. Ken
"According to this,"
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"you paid an extra $200 for me to install it."
Dr. Ken
"Well, that... that's obviously a typo."
Dr. Ken
"so I..."
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"You can turn it on from your car."
Dr. Ken
"Wait, wait. It's on?"
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"Yeah, it's super quiet."
Dr. Ken
"It's like our dishes are being licked clean by angels."
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"That thing's cherry."
Dr. Ken
"Fine. You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"and go back to appliance world, okay, pal?"
Dr. Ken
"You can't return floor models,"
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"No, it's gonna get all dinged up."
Dr. Ken
"Don't worry, Dad."
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"A few more won't make a difference."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and "Maytag" is spelled wrong."
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"Hey. Um..."
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"I kind of think we should talk about what happened between us."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, it's been on my mind, too."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry I mailed your bra book rate."
Dr. Ken
"Wait. Are we talking about my bra?"
Dr. Ken
"No, we're talking about my behavior,"
Dr. Ken
"which was unacceptable."
Dr. Ken
"I've been burned before."
Dr. Ken
"and sometimes the difference is only like a day."
Dr. Ken
"- Don't even get me st... - Okay, okay, okay!"
Dr. Ken
"Will you stop it with the postal rates?!"
Dr. Ken
"You are acting like nothing happened between us."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sexy."
Dr. Ken
"Men don't sleep with me"
Dr. Ken
"They come back wanting more."
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"Well, I'm sorry if your feelings were hurt..."
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"I don't get my feelings hurt."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, what's going on?"
Dr. Ken
"I thought you were afraid of climbing ladders."
Dr. Ken
"I thought I was, too, but grandpa said I wasn't."
Dr. Ken
"You're not."
Dr. Ken
"See? I'm not!"
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"I told you that you weren't."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, but Grandpa's more believable."
Dr. Ken
"And look! He even gave me my own tool belt."
Dr. Ken
"Time to make him a man."
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"Somebody's got to do it."
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"I know it's time to make him a man."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh, yes."
Dr. Ken
"Let's see you start it from the car now."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, great technique."
Dr. Ken
"You just keep glaring at them until they're so uncomfortable,"
Dr. Ken
"they cave."
Dr. Ken
"It worked on your mother. Proposal took 17 minutes."
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"Huh? I just got a text from the dishwasher."
Dr. Ken
"That they're the best in the world?"
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"They raise the value of your home?"
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"Well, it doesn't."
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"So much for the value of our home."
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"I'm gonna text its friends, see if they know anything."
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"That's not how it works, honey."
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"It's ringing."
Dr. Ken
"Well, your father pulled the entire dishwasher"
Dr. Ken
"out from the wall,"
Dr. Ken
"and he's re-checking every wire and hose."
Dr. Ken
"Or maybe the dishwasher is Moby Dick?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"What's going on with you?"
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"- Nothing. - Really?"
Dr. Ken
"I was the one who was so against your father's visit,"
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"but everything he's done since he got here has upset you."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, look, an issue. I'll be upstairs."
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"Oh. Where'd you find that?"
Dr. Ken
"I went looking for a wrench, and I found lies!"
Dr. Ken
"What's wrong with you?!"
Dr. Ken
"all you've done is fix everything!"
Dr. Ken
"So? What's wrong with that?"
Dr. Ken
"to take care of things on my own."
Dr. Ken
"Aha! So you're not gonna deny it."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, I had to learn how to fix things"
Dr. Ken
"Because I have money?"
Dr. Ken
"No. Because you fix people."
Dr. Ken
"or bathtub or roof tiles"
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"or ceiling fan or..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, can we get back to how I'm better than you?"
Dr. Ken
"I didn't mean to make you feel bad."
Dr. Ken
"But you're a very important, busy man."
Dr. Ken
"I'm trying to do what I could to help you."
Dr. Ken
"I'm proud of you, son."
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