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Clips from Dr. Ken - D.K. And the Dishwasher (S01E01)

"Oh, no, no, no, no."
Dr. Ken
"Please don't send us anything from Korea."
Dr. Ken
"Because we still have three pounds of roasted silkworm"
Dr. Ken
"Whew!"
Dr. Ken
"For the next two weeks, she's Korea's problem."
Dr. Ken
"Well, she's a picnic next to your father."
Dr. Ken
"and you thought you saw him smile."
Dr. Ken
"Look, my sister saw it, too, so I'm not lying."
Dr. Ken
"At our wedding, he told my cousin Janice"
Dr. Ken
"Was he wrong?"
Dr. Ken
"Dad? What are you doing here?"
Dr. Ken
"Is that Mom's suitcase? Did she forget it?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, why'd you leave Lisa's party last night?"
Dr. Ken
"Now my head hurts,"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, couple of things. Um..."
Dr. Ken
"there is alcohol in nine sangrias..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, so what happened?"
Dr. Ken
"Shh! Don't say it so loud!"
Dr. Ken
"What?! You and Pat?!"
Dr. Ken
"to come in late wearing quiet footwear."
Dr. Ken
"Child, please."
Dr. Ken
"Choo! Choo!"
Dr. Ken
"and I could tell"
Dr. Ken
"Really? I don't have any."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, okay. You just..."
Dr. Ken
"It turns out having a retired engineer around the house"
Dr. Ken
"And to think, you're the one who wanted him out in the street"
Dr. Ken
"- Why? - 'Cause it didn't make ice."
Dr. Ken
"Well, sounds like Dad got ahold of my to-do list."
Dr. Ken
"Mm, ooh, good one."
Dr. Ken
"and hang those curtains in our old house?"
Dr. Ken
"Whoo! Whoo!"
Dr. Ken
"Whoo!"
Dr. Ken
"Why is there picture of me and your mother in here?"
Dr. Ken
"We gave you as gift!"
Dr. Ken
"Why can't I watch a movie on a school night?!"
Dr. Ken
"You know what I mean!"
Dr. Ken
"This dishwasher so loud."
Dr. Ken
"We're used to it."
Dr. Ken
"You need new one."
Dr. Ken
"When will you be home?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know, 11:00?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Dad. We got this. Her curfew's 11:00."
Dr. Ken
"It didn't. He never came in."
Dr. Ken
"Listen up, people."
Dr. Ken
"I have an announcement to make"
Dr. Ken
"Oh. Please."
Dr. Ken
"Back to work, people."
Dr. Ken
"with my ex-wife, Tiffany."
Dr. Ken
"Well, hey, lucky you."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, it looks like that night with you"
Dr. Ken
"You must be so relieved."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, less than nothing."
Dr. Ken
"Like, nothing."
Dr. Ken
"except maybe, at some point, my bra."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, sure. We had fun."
Dr. Ken
"Raw, animalistic... boundary-pushing fun."
Dr. Ken
"But it was empty."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, it was devoid of any real romance or feeling."
Dr. Ken
"But if it wasn't for you"
Dr. Ken
"I might never have appreciated"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and I wanted you to have this."
Dr. Ken
"A floor model dishwasher?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm pretty good at taking care of my nest, yo."
Dr. Ken
"And Grandpa installed it himself."
Dr. Ken
"I was gonna install this one myself."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, thank you, delivery guy/memory expert."
Dr. Ken
"It has smart washing technology!"
Dr. Ken
"And WiFi."
Dr. Ken
"Which Mom just let me do."
Dr. Ken
"Beautifully put. I'd keep that one."
Dr. Ken
"Take your stupid dishwasher and your clipboard of lies"
Dr. Ken
"so I'll just leave it in your driveway."
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"Please."
Dr. Ken
"Damona..."
Dr. Ken
"But I realized there was something behind it."
Dr. Ken
"Oh. Mm-kay."
Dr. Ken
"It's just..."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, priority mail costs twice as much,"
Dr. Ken
"Are you serious right now?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, and express mail, well, that's a total sham."
Dr. Ken
"Your boat smells like cheese!"
Dr. Ken
"I helped Grandpa replace the broken shingles"
Dr. Ken
"I have a reminder on my phone."
Dr. Ken
"Somebody's got to do it."
Dr. Ken
"You can turn it on from the car."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, Grandpa just sold the driveway dishwasher"
Dr. Ken
"for a hundred bucks more than you paid for it."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, please stop."
Dr. Ken
"Well, you know what they say about European appliances."
Dr. Ken
"They combine elegance and efficiency?"
Dr. Ken
"Boy, what is it with him and that thing?"
Dr. Ken
"He's like the Moby Dick of dishwashers."
Dr. Ken
"Not a huge Michael Crichton guy."
Dr. Ken
"You broke dishwasher on purpose?"
Dr. Ken
"What's wrong with you?"
Dr. Ken
"Look, ever since you got here,"
Dr. Ken
"You made me look bad in front of my family!"
Dr. Ken
"It's like you think I'm not man enough"
Dr. Ken
"It's like I'm soft."
Dr. Ken
"You're so soft, if I ever fall out of building,"
Dr. Ken
"I hope I land on you."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Kind of doubling down."
Dr. Ken
"because we had no money."
Dr. Ken
"Much better than fixing dishwasher"
Dr. Ken
"Should we... hug?"
Dr. Ken
"We hugged at Thanksgiving."
Dr. Ken
"So what do you think? Super glue or duct tape?"
Dr. Ken
"the vacuum's blowing out, not in, so..."
Dr. Ken
"I'll look at it."
Dr. Ken
"Ah... dishwasher, vacuum."
Dr. Ken
"I've been thinking a lot"
Dr. Ken
"- But you said - I know I..."
Dr. Ken
"That was just because I didn't think you cared."
Dr. Ken
"But what you showed me today is that you do."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I was, you know, just being emotional,"
Dr. Ken
"'cause you know how I get about postal rates."
Dr. Ken
"Meaning, the gangplank is extended."
Dr. Ken
"No, no. Ah, totally, totally."
Dr. Ken
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