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Clips from Haters Back Off! - Staring in a Musicall (S01E01)

"Well, we could do Annie."
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"Yes, Annie..."
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"Because now that you've gone through puberty,"
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"you are perfect for Annie."
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"Oh, thank you. [chuckles]"
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"- I have blossomed nicely, haven't I? - Yes."
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"- So, we'll do it? We'll do Annie? - Okay, that's fine."
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"Come here. Just..."
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"Okay, thank you. Yeah."
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"Oh, hey, I found a picture of that Frida Kahlo painting"
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"we were talking about the other night."
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"- Huh? - When Keith was over."
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"Look. Isn't her work incredible?"
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"I mean, do you see how she's using imagery at the bottom?"
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"Yeah, images are good."
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"Emily, I'm just so excited."
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"I'm making these programs"
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"because Miranda and I are gonna do a living room play."
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"I mean, won't it be nice to just sort of have, like,"
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"a change of pace around here?"
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"What makes you say that, Mom?"
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"Was it when Uncle Jim and Patrick dangled half-naked at a gay club?"
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"Or when Miranda killed a man, and then ruined his funeral?"
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"Will you please support me?"
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"I gave up a Rascal scooter for this."
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"Gosh."
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"Well, that was a great discussion on art."
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"All right, everyone, get ready!"
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"'Cause here comes the incredible, the amazing Annie!"
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"- How was that? - Uh, it was okay."
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""The incredible, the amazing Annie!""
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"The incredible, the amazing Annie! How was that?"
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"Sorry, I had to work, Miranda."
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"But I'm home now and we can do the play."
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"[chuckles] What is... what is all this?"
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"It's the lines for Annie auditions."
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"your living room play fits perfectly in"
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"Yep, and we're gonna amp up the production value"
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"Yeah, and we're gonna videotape it and send it to Broadway."
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"I put an ad on Craigslist."
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"Actors will be pouring in here any minute now."
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"No. No, that's not right,"
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"because Miranda always plays all the parts."
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"I mean, Miranda, do you want him to give your parts to other people?"
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"Oh... I didn't think about that."
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"Uncle Jim, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to replace me?"
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"Don't put words in her mouth."
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"Okay, you know what, sweetie? It's okay."
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"You and I have done this a hundred times, right?"
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"And we are just gonna go back to the way things were"
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"and we're gonna cancel all these auditions."
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"- [Miranda] Okay. - [Jim stammers] Cancel auditions?"
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"Give me the jump rope! Give me the jump rope!"
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"Every director must hold auditions. Those are union rules."
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"Exactly. Do you think I'm gonna direct a non-union backyard play?"
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"- No way. - Ew."
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"Wait, you're directing? I thought I was directing."
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"- You? Let me get this straight. - What?"
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"You thought you were directing?"
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"I... I did. I thought I was directing."
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"- You directing, Mom? - You? You directing?"
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"You can barely make a sammich."
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"[Jim laughing] You think... It's... Bethany."
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"How you see yourself when you look in the mirror, Bethany."
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"Oh, can you imagine..."
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"She looks in the mirror and sees a director."
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"- That's what she... No, you know what? - That is so funny."
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"I'll tell you what you'd be good at. Being a producer."
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"Okay, but I'm gonna be involved in casting, right?"
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"We'll see about that. [laughing]"
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"Directing."
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"Well, well, well. This team does not need me."
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"So, have fun."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh, respect this!"
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"- I put these up here for a reason! - Don't cut the line!"
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"Oh! Emily!"
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"- How are you even related? - I don't know."
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"[girl] Emily?"
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"Kleigh, um, what are you doing here?"
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"Same thing you are, I guess."
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"Was that Craigslist ad insane or what? I had to come check it out."
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"I think we should go study for that bio exam."
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"Okay, um, excuse me. [chuckles]"
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"Hi, nice to meet you. I just want to let you know"
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"that the lead role is off-limits."
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"No worries. I'm more of an orphan number three type."
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"Yeah, I was gonna say."
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"Well, I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Emily."
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"I just... I recognize you from your videos where you say you're an only child and..."
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"[gasps] Oh, I get it."
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"'Cause I don't have a sister."
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"- That's right. - Excuse me, ma'am!"
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"I don't have a sister. [chuckles]"
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"No sister for me. Only child, for sure."
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"- Huh? - [Jim] Okay, everyone,"
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"time for the auditions, which will be held in my bedroom."
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"Here's my headshot. So..."
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"- [Miranda clears throat] - Hi, sweetie!"
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"You'll have to excuse my producer. She's new to the process."
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"I can tell."
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"I'll be auditioning for the lead role of Annie."
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"♪ Oh, I'm a beautiful little girl ♪"
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"♪ My name is Annie A-A-N-N-I-E ♪"
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"♪ A-A-N-N-I-E Oh, Annie, oh, Annie ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Annie That's me ♪"
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"You got the part. You got all of the parts."
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"- Well, she still has her monologue. - Yeah, Mom."
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"Everyone knows you have to do a monologue, so stop talking."
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"I'm glad you didn't move."
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"And... action."
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"What's she doing? What's going on there?"
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"[sighs] Scene."
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"[humming]"
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"Ring, ring, ring, ring."
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"[gasps] Hello?"
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"How could you say something like that to me?"
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"[scoffs] No way, José."
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"- She's driving. Where's she driving to? - She's driving somewhere."
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"Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring!"
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"Hello? [groans] Not you again."
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