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Clips from Black-Ish (2014) - Family (S01E01)

"Gracias."
Black-Ish (2014)
"whether it's a credit-card application, the birth of rock 'n' roll,"
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"or civilization itself."
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"But as hard as it's been to get credit for those things,"
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"- Babe? - Yeah."
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"Babe, are you not seeing what I'm seeing?"
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"- This guy is stupid. Watch. - What..."
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"I've cooked dinner, corrected homework."
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"I'm making the lunches for tomorrow,"
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"- (LAUGHING) I'm sorry. - Did I say something funny?"
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"What? I help out!"
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"And be careful with the frosting."
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"That would be great. I could really use a break."
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"(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)"
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"- (LADIES GASP) - BOY: That's great! I love store-bought!"
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"Who wants some cupcakes?"
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"would get me treated like a rock star,"
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"While I was killing it at school,"
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"Apples with applesauce? Chips in the fridge?"
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"I need you to move my heart/lung consult."
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"DRE: Give me a minute to get things together."
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"Candace, you're better than this."
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""You made everybody's day.""
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"They were tasty."
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"The whole class made Dad "thank you" cards."
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"- I am Cupcake Man. - Right."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"(BOTH LAUGH)"
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"When a woman says that, she's not happy."
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"I was looking forward to what kind of props I was gonna get today."
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"And what?"
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"Hey, come here."
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"Hey, Jack's dad. What did you bring today?"
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"- Oh. - Okay!"
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"That cupcake glory didn't last long, did it?"
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"I remember my first high."
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"Just, I'm gonna... Thanks."
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"so I was wondering..."
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"Like that? Yeah."
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"(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)"
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"of Harriet Tubman's one-room cabin."
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"that's not exactly how it went down."
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"Oh! (GROANS)"
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"You should leave!"
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"I calmly let the authorities at school know"
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"- Dre! - Kitchen, babe!"
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"Her code name was "Moses.""
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"You have become the crazy mom. You realize that, right?"
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"Okay, let's not change the subject, okay?"
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"I'm being abused for working hard,"
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"and you're being all crazy with it,"
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"And you didn't even get that far into the week."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Do that. Lose what little dignity you have left."
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"Crazy can get you out."
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"Go."
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"- Babe, babe. - Hmm?"
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"You gonna sneak me in the underground railroad?"
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"- Done! - All right."
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"I'll wash the glasses."
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"Sí. Sí, sí, sí."
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"DRE: To put it mildly,"
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"it's even harder to get credit from your wife."
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"Look. I loaded the dishwasher."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Everything is exactly where it's supposed to be."
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"You killed it, Dre."
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"They didn't believe in you, but you did it."
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"Silence the haters."
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"- Cheese! - (SHUTTER CLICKS)"
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"Look at my babies."
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"Yeah, Dre, you killed it."
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"Look, I'm just trying to do my part."
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"You know, being a modern husband,"
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"I can bring home the bacon and wash out the pan."
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"Are you trying to get credit for simply loading the dishwasher?"
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"Mmm-hmm. Sure sounds like it."
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"DRE: I should've stopped right there."
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"It was like watching myself in a horror movie at the Magic Johnson theater."
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"Don't go in there, fool! There's an argument in there!"
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"I've seen this one before, man. He goes in there."
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"I'm not trying to get credit."
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"I'm just not not trying to get credit."
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"(AUDIENCE SCREAM)"
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"Told you he was stupid."
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"No argument here."
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"- Licorice? - Oh, thanks."
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"(SCREAMING CONTINUES)"
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"Damn."
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"So, let me get this straight."
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"I talked a first-year resident"
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"and you are trying to get credit for..."
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"Oh, look at this."
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"Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh!"
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"Handles out."
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"- Oh, boy. Okay. - All right?"
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"I'm just trying to do my part around here, baby."
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"I'm not gonna always be able to step up like this."
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""Step up"?"
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"- Mmm! Mmm! - (NEWSPAPER RUSTLES)"
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"- Pops! - Yo!"
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"Your paper is killing me, man."
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"Well, how else will you know that I was here to witness you"
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"unravel the fabric of your marriage, son?"
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"Okay, look, I'm just saying, now that I'm SVP,"
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"I'm gonna probably have to dial it back some."
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"You know, do a little less."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Um, well, you said "less.""
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"But, baby, that's physically impossible."
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"Listen, we both have huge jobs,"
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"but when I come home from mine,"
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"from, you know, saving lives and whatnot,"
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"I start a whole other second huge job."
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"When you come home, you play video games."
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"Babe, that is ridiculous!"
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"(MUSIC PLAYS, DINGING)"
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"That's the sound it makes when I get a work e-mail."
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"MALE VOICE: (THROUGH PHONE) You have lost this round."
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"Playing time: 4 hours, 13 minutes."
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