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Clips from F is for Family - This Is Not Good (S02E02)

"but I'm leaving and I'm not paying."
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"I feel dirty!"
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"Oh, this old chocolate bar tastes like shit, but it is so good!"
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"it'd be hard as a rock."
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"Bob, you can have the whole box of stales, but I got to finish my route."
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"Oh, God."
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"Aw, Christ. It's Dunbarton."
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"against that kind of crazy! Please! Drive!"
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"Okay! Okay! Hang onto something!"
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"Almost enough time to calmly prepare for my life to change forever."
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"Is this what you're looking for?"
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"You like that? Am I doing it right?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome."
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"Pogo, if you hate working with Scoop so much, why don't you quit?"
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"I can't. My marriage wouldn't survive."
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"Dolores nursed me through five heart attacks and three "tub stucks,""
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"but this one might break her."
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"- Get a job with another airline. - Doing what?"
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"My only skills are sitting behind a desk and pissing in a coffee can."
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"You're the one who knows how to run a baggage department."
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"What about Rosie?"
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"Frank, I've got a proposition for you."
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"Help me get rid of Scoop and I'll make Dunbarton hire you back."
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"And Dunbarton is a businessman."
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"But if you stepped in to run things the right way, even just for a day,"
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"instead of that idiot, he'd see the light and bring you back."
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"And I'm not under the thumb of a miserable prick like Dunbarton"
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"who humiliated me in front of my family!"
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"So, thanks for the offer, but my answer is no. Fuck no."
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"but he can assemble us a prototype on the sly."
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"We need a real prototype, something made out of actual plastic."
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"with a rusty washing machine."
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"- Okay, I'm in. - Great."
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"Now, we have to move fast."
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"Nikos can only do it tonight, and it's gonna cost us."
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"You need to get me your half by the end of the day."
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"but that's a whole lot of money."
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"and a Polaroid of your cooter."
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"I'll get the money!"
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"And now I still have the money. That felt so good!"
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"I have a full belly and $11."
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"And Christ, I have to take a piss."
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"This is Jimmy's old fort!"
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"You can't pee on it. He'll haunt us."
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"Forever."
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"I have a bashful bladder."
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"Oh, this is exhilarating!"
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"I'm making my feelings go away!"
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"That's not the stales, you maniac! You're eating my inventory!"
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"I have to pay Smokey for all those freshies!"
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"Too bad, traitor!"
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"Now I'm the one holding the key, Frank!"
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"God damn it! Open this door! I got to get home to my daughter!"
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"Murphy residence. This is Maureen."
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"- I'm nine. - Put your father on the phone."
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"My father can't come to the phone right now. He's in the shower."
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"Maureen, it's Mommy."
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"Where the hell is Daddy?!"
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"He didn't come home by noon?"
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"No! I'm all alone here! And he's supposed to take me to Honeybee Scouts"
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"and I called your office and a mean man named Gene answered"
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"and he said he'd like to talk to my mother."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Honey, I'm sorry your dad's not there."
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"I'd like to know where he is right now too."
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"Can you take me to Honeybee Scouts?"
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"No, sweetie, I can't. Can you walk over?"
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"I have a giant poster!"
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"Daddy and I will make it up to you."
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"Fine!"
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"I hate this family!"
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"Jesus, Frank. Where are you?"
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"Excuse me, hon."
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"This gentleman would like to call his wife while I service him."
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"Hello, Maureen! Are you being publicly shamed?"
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"Every day of my life."
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"My dad said he'd take me to Honeybees, but he didn't show up."
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"Well, I can give you a ride to your youth meeting."
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"I'm not supposed to take rides from strangers."
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"So, my dad missed that too?"
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"- Where are we going? - It's on Eisenhower Street."
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"God damn it, Pogo! Open this door!"
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"- Say you'll help me with Scoop! - No!"
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"You un-loyal, ungrateful, fucking miserable piece of..."
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"Buddy!"
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"A Puerto Rican kidnapped me and forced me to eat candy."
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"it's two o'clock."
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"Hi there, Mr. Merlin's Monocle."
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"Right on time. I like that."
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"Yeah."
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"Please don't let me wake up."
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"I get it."
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"You have beautiful hair."
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"Thank you. I grew it myself."
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"It's happening. It's really happening."
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"Ravish me, oh, lord!"
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"Ah! You chipped my tooth!"
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"My nose is bleeding!"
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"Get out, you fucking freak!"
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"Will you tell everybody we fucked?"
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"Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! So stupid!"
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"- You fucking dildo! - Yo, Murph!"
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"Oh, man, Haircut Girl fucked the shirt off of you."
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"I mean, I've done it already, like, you know,"
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"a lot, but just tell me how it felt."
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"Yeah, he's got to go because after you do it, you get really cold."
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"Oh, you fucking motherless whore!"
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"Oh, fucking Kevin! Shit! Shit!"
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"Shit!"
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"Shit! Shit! Shit!"
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"God damn it!"
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"The computers of tomorrow will be capable of performing"
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"10,000 computations in five minutes."
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"That's like fitting half a book in a box the size of this room!"
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"This was supposed to be for the history badge."
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"All you're doing is talking about the future."
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"Maureen is boring And we're all snoring!"
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"Okay, you want to hear some real history?"
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"I was wondering why he's here."
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"Mr. Holtenwasser, tell them the story you told me in the car."
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