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Clips from F is for Family - This Is Not Good (S02E02)

"Come on, it's almost 7:00. Hurry it up."
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"- Since when do you read? - Since when do you care?"
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"Since I'm your father and I'll put you through that fucking wall!"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"and apparently I'm the only one around here who cares."
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"They're off?"
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"Oh, man, I was actually gonna go for once."
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"Why the hell don't they have school?"
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"What's next? They're gonna make us use chopsticks to eat soup?"
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"All these extra shifts you're working"
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"Ride over there on your bike! It'll toughen you up!"
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"Christ, how many kids do we have?!"
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"Back in the old days, the good Lord had the decency"
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"something to help out!"
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"He'll be back to take you."
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"You're cranky, you're not sleeping."
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"I don't know. This is not good."
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"And I need you now more than ever,"
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"and you can get your own truck. On the west side!"
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"Thanks, Smokey."
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"You take Freddy's truck today."
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"I felt the same way the first time I restocked the machines at the jail."
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"This is like Christmas Eve for my dick."
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"six hours?!"
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"Jacques. Today, you and me are gonna make history."
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"Here I go."
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"No!"
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"Back off, Bob. Just trying to do my job."
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"I don't want any trouble."
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"Why did you leave me, Frank?!"
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"You could've just given her the goddamn pen!"
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"But you signed my death warrant with it!"
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"My blood pressure is spiking!"
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"Oh, God."
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"God, relax, Bob, relax."
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"Easy for you to say, you're out of here."
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"I'm stuck with that."
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"He calls it "suitcase pasghetti!""
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"We used to be friends, right?"
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"Look, I better get going."
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"I got a truck full of candy and cigarettes waiting on me."
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"Don't worry, Vivian, I'll never pitch another stupid product again."
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"- Sue... - And I tossed my sketches in the trash!"
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"when I was throwing out the birthday card my father sent me."
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"That Japanese bitch he married probably picked it out."
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"I haven't seen anything this great since those corn skewers shaped like corn."
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"In the meantime, we have to keep this a secret"
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"- Husband. - Major, no!"
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"- Hot water bottle. - You sleep with it!"
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"I'm sorry. The Buzzword was "shotgun.""
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"- Where's that waitress with our check? - I don't know."
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"- That's against the rules! - Who are you, my dad?"
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"I'm tired of being good. Where's that ever gotten me?"
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"At breakfast with a dear friend?"
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"You can stick around if you want,"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh."
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"Oh, man... if they hadn't removed the nipple that grew inside my cheek,"
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"- I promised Sue I'd be home by noon. - Sure, sure."
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"Bob Pogo!"
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"Frank, get me out of here until things calm down!"
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"- Bob, I... - Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"Just relax and meet your destiny."
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"Yes, but of course I have a condom."
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"Latex, my dear?"
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"That's right, we're doing this."
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"Now's not the time for jokes, Frank."
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"I mean it, you could come back to Mohican today and not miss a..."
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"- Are you crazy? - I'm desperate!"
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"The airline is hemorrhaging money, thanks to Scoop,"
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"and he's too vain to admit he made a mistake."
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"But I got a job now where I'm appreciated."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, this high school needs their cigarettes."
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"Okay, no one can hear us in here."
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"He's got four fingers and he still has his baby teeth,"
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"Three hundred bucks total."
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"Now to pay for my transmission."
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"He can't touch us. I made him disappear."
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"Come on, feel the freedom."
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"Okay, but don't look at me."
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"I tinkle on your fort, Jimmy!"
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"My God, Bob, what are you doing?"
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"You know what I mean!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Honey, I'm so sorry."
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"I've known you since the day you were born."
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"I took your mother to the hospital."
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"Ah! Eisenhower."
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"Then fuck you forever!"
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"I'm taking you down with me!"
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"I should've driven over you when I had the chance."
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"Yes, again."
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"And..."
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"Ready for your haircut?"
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"I am ready to enter your crystal cave of wonder!"
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Yeah, I didn't do anything!"
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"It's all right."
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"Maybe we'll just give it a minute or two, let you calm down."
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"- It's not that bad. Let me get it. - Agh!"
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"Aw, shit. Hey, guys."
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"What did it feel like?"
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"Uh, great. Great. Felt really good."
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"Thank God I stashed some beer money."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Jesus, Sue."
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"Just a quick loan, honey."
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"Ow!"
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"You're so weird!"
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"All right, girls. That's enough."
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"Mr. Holtenwasser can tell you a story."
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"Ah, yes!"
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"How many of you have ever had to lie in a latrine, pretending to be dead?"
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"We rehearsed!"
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"Ah! Jesus, you scared me!"
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"You're the one talking to your pants."
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"I'm locked out."
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"I think I lost my key when I threw it at a bird."
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"Thanks."
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"And so in 1952,"
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"Sounds so cool."
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