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Clips from Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

"Who gets what, and who gets who?"
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"You'll find out on America's Funniest Divorce Videos."
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"We gonna make you laugh. We gonna make you cry."
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"Nail your ass! Nail your ass!"
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"Just a come-on from those gals on Seventh Avenue"
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"In here."
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"-Yes? Donovan, is everything all right? -Yeah, the production meeting was put off,"
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"Well, he... Oh, God."
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"I have been for over a year now, man, and I needed someone to talk to."
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"You whore!"
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"Oh, what are you looking at?"
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"She said she took the kids to Tahoe?"
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"she's left the state, and she's in breach."
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"we have pictures of his wife with the oral surgeon."
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"-It was his gun. -And we'll get it back for you."
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"wasn't it, in fact, he who was sleeping with the pool man?"
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"It’s imperative that I meet with Oliver Olerud before we proceed any further,"
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"-Gardeners. -Gardeners. Got a man who waxes my jet."
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"Naturally, we'll try to impeach."
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"Let me ask you something. Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Henry the Eighth."
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"I’m gonna nail your ass."
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"Come to papa. Come on."
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"This is going to be my passport to wealth, independence and freedom."
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"The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves."
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"but, listen, I’m about to close a deal to develop some mini-malls."
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"I’m sure Freddy's just too modest to tell you he used to clerk for Clarence Thomas."
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"-What's so goddamn funny? -Please, let me handle this."
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"All right. So much for the icebreakers. What are you after, Freddy?"
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"-Kershner was in Kentucky! -All right, Freddy."
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"Freddy! Fine. We'll eat the pastry."
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"-But you don't think so. -How do you know?"
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"-Can't I be curious? -About what?"
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"What's his problem?"
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"Any telltale signs of indiscretion on the part of Ms. Rexroth?"
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"You, on the other hand, could be disbarred"
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"-Counsel argues. -You appear."
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"So it's your sworn testimony that you have loved Rex Rexroth"
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"Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy."
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"Does anyone have any bones? Bones? Dog candies?"
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"Right."
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"Is this a legal argument. What's good for the gander?"
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"You got to play your tape, Freddy."
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"Objection, Your Honor!"
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"-l just love trains! I love trains! -lf you please, sir!"
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"Yeah. It’s a catch-22."
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"Maybe I should just tear it all down, build a cottage."
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"Well, thanks, Sarah, but I can't sleep on your couch forever."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Massey, but I felt certain you'd want to know."
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"Any relation to John D. Doyle of Doyle Oil?"
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"I was painted a harlot."
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"for any reason,"
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"the Massey prenup has never been penetrated."
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"Does that mean you won't be charging us for the hour?"
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"A romantic divorce attorney."
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"I don't know."
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"The old man? More than anybody. He's a legend."
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"Chow Sing, bring that barbecue sauce over here, little buddy."
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"To lawyers, anyway."
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"have dinner with me."
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"-You're gonna win. -Excuse me?"
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"I can always tell, going to Vegas, who's gonna win."
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"I saw an ad in the paper,"
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"Made me sick to my stomach. No-fault divorce."
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"Freddy."
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"I had lunch with Freddy Bender yesterday."
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"My God, is that her?"
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"I’m fascinated by that creature. Richer than me, huh?"
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"-Nailing Your Spouse's Assets. -Excuse me?"
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"My speech."
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"I said I wouldn't whilst I wasn't, which implies no promise once I am."
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"Hello? Marylyn?"
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"-Marylyn! -Her ulcer."
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"The music is Simon & Garfunkel. And this is the Massey prenup."
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"Are you two here to get married or to bullshit?"
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"In the world of matrimonial law, there are..."
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"I stand before you naked,"
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"vulnerable,"
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"Or do we fan this precious flame,"
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"The choice is, of course, each of ours."
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"I intend to devote myself to pro bono work in East Los Angeles"
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"Of course, I can't offer you the same kind of financial remuneration"
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"So Marylyn married a soap actor."
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"So she's... She's poor."
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"-Marylyn? -Oh, hello, Miles."
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"This woman has humbled,"
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"This firm deals in perception."
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"It’s just..."
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"And sometimes, Counselor, we obey the law."
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"Rex had a massive coronary in the middle of a business meeting."
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"Hi, it's Miles Smith... Mr. Smith calling to say,"
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"-lf he's on his way there... -Oh, no! Marylyn!"
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"Hello?"
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"-It’s imperative that you leave the house. -Hello, Miles."
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"I forgot that I left the gas main on, which leaks!"
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"Wheezy Joe?"
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"It’s hard to believe that when you walk out that door today,"
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"My client is prepared to consider a reconciliation."
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"Freddy!"
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"-Did you hear something? -Only the patter of little lawyers' feet."
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"They never really cared for each other."
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"What are, for you, the parameters of the possible?"
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"-I’m the professional. -Oh. Okay."
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"My client proposes a 30-day cooling-off period."
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"Oh, Mr. Massey, you have no idea."
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"But that doesn't really concern me."
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"Thank you."
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"Puffy."
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"Were there any other specifications?"
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"What the hell's wrong with you?"
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"Thank you for coming to this celebration"
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"-This here is for you, baby. -Brilliant!"
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"Well, I admire your loyalty."
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"-You're looking well, Marylyn. -Hello, Miles."
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"No, no, no, no, no. No. This is all wrong."
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"Yes."
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"But, Counselor, this is not one of those times."
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"Not unless you pay extra."
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"All the livelong day"
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"Marvin said that Rex's will was four years old. Never redrafted it."
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"This is what I want."
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