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Clips from Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

"Yes, I do, Father Scott."
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"And do you, Marylyn Rexroth, take Howard to be your shipmate and companion"
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"I do."
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"Then, by the power vested in me by the State of California,"
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"I now pronounce you man and wife."
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"What do you think?"
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"-Spoons? -Berry spoons."
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"-Everybody has spoons. -And nobody needs berry spoons."
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"-Everybody eats berries. -Who are you, Pollyanna?"
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"- Hey, everybody! Folks! Hey, y'all! - Where'd you see them at?"
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"A Martha Stewart catalog right next to the silver napkin rings?"
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"I need your attention for a minute. -Stadium-seat ass-warmers?"
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"Now, I know it's not common practice"
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"for the groom to give his bride a gift on their wedding day."
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"But ever since I met Marylyn there, I can't seem to quit givin' her things."
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"There you go."
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"Put that thing on my neck now."
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"And this here deed that I’m fixin' to perform."
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"Well, honey, let me just..."
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"You see this?"
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"This is for you, darling. This here is for you."
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"This here is for you, baby. Every last little speck of it."
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"I trust you!"
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"-What is it? I really love you."
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"-Ladies and gentlemen... -It’s the prenup!"
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"- I trust her! - Brilliant!"
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"You look so beautiful."
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"Ladies, if you'll excuse us. We have to talk."
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"In a month or so, once I’ve established that I’ve tried to make the marriage work."
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"-May I offer my services? -Oh, thanks."
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"But, no. No, I’m retaining Freddy Bender."
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"Poor Freddy. He was awfully blue after my last divorce."
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"I guess without the prenup, it's something that even Freddy could manage."
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"No. No, nothing doing until the ink is dry on the settlement."
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"this'll be nothing short of a complete and total annihilation."
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"I always win."
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"and all of a sudden, the rules of the moral universe don't apply."
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"He tells me that Marylyn Rexroth-Doyle is now richer than Croesus."
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"Ah, yes, but is she richer than Mrs. Croesus?"
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"Well, she deserves every penny. And now she's single again."
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"No, you should stay away from her, Miles."
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"-l should've known you'd be here. -Be here?"
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"-I’m the keynote speaker. -How nice for you."
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"Oh!"
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"At this point, I would think you're probably the only person"
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"-that I can't teach anything to. -Really?"
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"-l believe I have the right to collect. -On?"
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"Noted. Let me rephrase."
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"I would be delighted, honored really, if you'd..."
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"-Howard! -Howard!"
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"Howard!"
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"-You named him after your ex. -I’m sentimental."
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"Yes. Thank you. I’ll take care of it."
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"Marylyn, this is a moment to savor."
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"Yes, we were adversaries, but we were also professionals."
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"So let us raise a glass to friendship."
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"To victory."
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"So how does it feel?"
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"-Sorry? -Victory. Independence."
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"Oh."
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"-Well, frankly, Miles... -It’s not everything you'd hoped for?"
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"I know the feeling."
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"Independence. Two-edged sword."
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"Sarah Battista-O'Flanagan-Sorkin?"
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"The O'Flanagan settlement?"
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"-Ah. -Hmm."
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"Anyway, three fine settlements."
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"More money than she could ever hope to spend."
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"-Yes. -Her vaunted independence."
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"Don't tell me. She sits around the house,"
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"afraid to see people, afraid to put her portfolio into play."
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"And only a peptic ulcer to keep her warm at night."
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"There's a certain point when you've achieved your goals."
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"You realize that you're still not satisfied."
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"You know, I’m not really hungry."
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"Eighteen hundred billable hours."
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"Twelve hundred twenty-one motions to void."
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"A hundred and twenty-nine thousand"
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"Sarah Sorkin just died!"
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"-Perforated. Infection. -Yes."
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"-Miles? -Yes, Marylyn?"
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"She was alone."
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"She'd been dead for two days before her Pilates instructor found her."
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"Marylyn, listen to me. No arguments. No discussions."
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"I’ll have Wrigley meet us at the Wee Kirk o' the Heather."
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"The vows are from an Arapaho dawn-greeting ceremony."
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"-You the two getting married? -Mr. MacKinnon here will be officiating."
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"-Sorry. Short notice. -Pen."
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"Marylyn, you're welcome to examine this."
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"-As you know, it's ironclad. -We tried to reach Freddy Bender."
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"We tried to reach Freddy Bender to have him here for your protection,"
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"-but we couldn't find him. -I couldn't get him."
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"So you can't hope to benefit from the marriage?"
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"Not in any way."
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"As if a lead veil had been drawn across it."
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"-Do you still want to marry me? -More than ever."
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"Are you renting kilts?"
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"Do you, Miles Longfellow Massey"
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"of Massey, Myerson, Sloan and Gurolnick, LLP,"
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"take Marylyn Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle to be your lawful wedded wife?"
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"I do. Yes. I do. I do."
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"Let me finish. Jesus, have you never been married before?"
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"To have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?"
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"I do."
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"And do you, Marylyn Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle,"
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"take Miles Longfellow Massey to be your lawful wedded husband,"
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"to have and to hold, to love and to cherish, till death do you part?"
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"-l do. -l now pronounce you man and wife."
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"I’ll take care of you later."
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"Darling, you're exposed."
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"I hereby declare the 12th Congress"
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"of the National Organization of Matrimonial Attorneys Nationwide open."
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"it is a privileged to call to the podium our keynote speaker."
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"a man whose name is synonymous with bitter disputes and big awards,"
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"Thank you, Branco."
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"In the world of..."
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"Friends,"
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"I wish to talk to you today not about technical matters of law."
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"Because today, for the first time in my life,"
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"and in love."
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