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Clips from Cheers - Give Me a Ring Sometime (S01E01)

flight 481 to Barbados.

"flight 481 to Barbados."

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They did? Are you sure?

"They did? Are you sure?"

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Bartenders' intuition.

"Bartenders' intuition."

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A shame such an astute observer of human nature is stuck behind a bar.

"A shame such an astute observer of human nature is stuck behind a bar."

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That's what I think.

"That's what I think."

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and enlighten me as to what my future holds?

"and enlighten me as to what my future holds?"

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Sam.

"Sam."

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Shut up for a second, will you?

"Shut up for a second, will you?"

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I need...

"I need..."

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I need two vodka gimlets, one straight up, one blended, rocks,

"I need two vodka gimlets, one straight up, one blended, rocks,"

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Chivas rocks, soda, a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,

"Chivas rocks, soda, a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,"

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What makes you think I would ever work in a place like this?

"What makes you think I would ever work in a place like this?"

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I need a waitress. You need a job.

"I need a waitress. You need a job."

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You like the people here. You think they like you.

"You like the people here. You think they like you."

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And the phrase "magnificent pagan beast" has never left your mind.

"And the phrase "magnificent pagan beast" has never left your mind."

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I do need a job. And I'll find one.

"I do need a job. And I'll find one."

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And you can bet that it won't be waiting tables.

"And you can bet that it won't be waiting tables."

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What are you qualified to do?

"What are you qualified to do?"

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Nothing.

"Nothing."

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But somewhere, there is a job that I'm perfect for,

"But somewhere, there is a job that I'm perfect for,"

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that's perfect for me.

"that's perfect for me."

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I'll find it. And when I do, I'll know it.

"I'll find it. And when I do, I'll know it."

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Chivas rocks, soda, a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,

"Chivas rocks, soda, a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,"

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a white wine spritzer with a twist,

"a white wine spritzer with a twist,"

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I should tell you, parenthetically,

"I should tell you, parenthetically,"

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that you are the first people that I have ever served.

"that you are the first people that I have ever served."

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If anyone had told me a week ago that I would be doing this,

"If anyone had told me a week ago that I would be doing this,"

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When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face.

"When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face."

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But then it occurred to me,...

"But then it occurred to me,..."

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...here I am, I'm a student.

"...here I am, I'm a student."

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They come here to be with their own kind.

"They come here to be with their own kind."

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That makes you 38.

"That makes you 38."

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Yeah, that's what they say. War is gross.

"Yeah, that's what they say. War is gross."

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This is the thanks we get.

"This is the thanks we get."

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Perhaps we won't have children right away.

"Perhaps we won't have children right away."

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it would break her heart again.

"it would break her heart again."

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I'm Dr Sumner Sloane, Professor of World Literature at the U.

"I'm Dr Sumner Sloane, Professor of World Literature at the U."

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- That's Donne. - I certainly hope so.

"- That's Donne. - I certainly hope so."

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- Excuse me, what's your name? - Sam.

"- Excuse me, what's your name? - Sam."

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They got a first-round pick.

"They got a first-round pick."

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Yeah. Well, I have a right to be.

"Yeah. Well, I have a right to be."

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- He sounds like a cur. - Yeah. Well, he's not all bad.

"- He sounds like a cur. - Yeah. Well, he's not all bad."

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Cheers. Yeah, just a sec. Is there an Ernie Pantusso?

"Cheers. Yeah, just a sec. Is there an Ernie Pantusso?"

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I'd like two draughts and a Scotch on the rocks.

"I'd like two draughts and a Scotch on the rocks."

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The what?

"The what?"

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Diane, that woman is extraordinary.

"Diane, that woman is extraordinary."

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I can't fly to Barbados this confused.

"I can't fly to Barbados this confused."

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- Goodnight, Sam. - Goodnight.

"- Goodnight, Sam. - Goodnight."

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to pick me as his teaching assistant.

"to pick me as his teaching assistant."

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and now I may be losing him.

"and now I may be losing him."

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Yeah. Sure.

"Yeah. Sure."

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Not just in an academic sense, but a student of life.

"Not just in an academic sense, but a student of life."

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Yes, it is.

"Yes, it is."

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Diane, we're about to be married.

"Diane, we're about to be married."

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Married! Congratulations! Let's celebrate with a drink.

"Married! Congratulations! Let's celebrate with a drink."

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Besides, if she saw the dazzling beauty who's about to succeed her,

"Besides, if she saw the dazzling beauty who's about to succeed her,"

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I looked up from my Proust, she had her nose in her Yeats.

"I looked up from my Proust, she had her nose in her Yeats."

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A gunslinger at quarterback? No. A linebacker they get.

"A gunslinger at quarterback? No. A linebacker they get."

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- Sumner... - Yes?

"- Sumner... - Yes?"

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One quick one then I really gotta fly.

"One quick one then I really gotta fly."

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Hello. Welcome to Cheers.

"Hello. Welcome to Cheers."

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- How about a kiss? - Maybe. I'll play it by ear.

"- How about a kiss? - Maybe. I'll play it by ear."

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Where is police? We have lost our luggage.

"Where is police? We have lost our luggage."

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Blasphemy.

"Blasphemy."

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Night, Sam. Thanks for letting me bend your ear.

"Night, Sam. Thanks for letting me bend your ear."

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one Old Bushmill lrish decaf, hold the sugar.

"one Old Bushmill lrish decaf, hold the sugar."

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- Let's go to Barbados. - Let's go to Barbados.

"- Let's go to Barbados. - Let's go to Barbados."

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You must get real tired of hearing people cry in their beer.

"You must get real tired of hearing people cry in their beer."

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I'll be back before you know it with your wedding ring.

"I'll be back before you know it with your wedding ring."

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Anything he did, it was great.

"Anything he did, it was great."

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Alien. Buckets.

"Alien. Buckets."

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- The human body. - Consequently, they sweat more.

"- The human body. - Consequently, they sweat more."

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You're a beautiful child.

"You're a beautiful child."

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Well, yeah, one more quick one. Thanks.

"Well, yeah, one more quick one. Thanks."

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That goof is probably gonna be on a beach tomorrow,

"That goof is probably gonna be on a beach tomorrow,"

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Diane's been my teaching assistant for two years.

"Diane's been my teaching assistant for two years."

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Yeah, me, too.

"Yeah, me, too."

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- Afternoon, everybody. - Norm!

"- Afternoon, everybody. - Norm!"

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Finest young lady I ever met. My head is killing me.

"Finest young lady I ever met. My head is killing me."

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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I forgot to change the reservations again.

"I forgot to change the reservations again."

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Well, why not bring your remarkable powers to bear

"Well, why not bring your remarkable powers to bear"

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a white wine spritzer, an Old Bushmill Irish decaf, no sugar.

"a white wine spritzer, an Old Bushmill Irish decaf, no sugar."

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Two vodka gimlets, one straight up, one blended, rocks,

"Two vodka gimlets, one straight up, one blended, rocks,"

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Carla, what am I making?

"Carla, what am I making?"

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