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Clips from Seinfeld - The Visa (S04E04)

"I punched his lights out."
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"Wow, this is incredible."
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"Leave me alone! You can't do this to me."
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"- Yeah, so... - Hank Bauer, he's screaming:"
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"- So, what did you do? - Well, I got the hell out of there."
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"Yeah, the immigration guy said his visa was expired."
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"Poor Babu. Everything was going so well for him."
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"He had an apartment, he had a job."
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"I will, Babu! I will help you, Babu! Don't worry!"
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"Then Hank Bauer, you know, he's chasing me around."
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"He trips over third base and knocks over Clete Boyer."
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"What?"
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"- Well, this is interesting. - What is it?"
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"They must have put it in my mailbox by mistake."
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"If you'd given me my mail last week, this never would have happened."
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"You should have come to my house to pick it up."
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"See, I told you I wasn't funny all the time."
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"Hey, George, look, I'm not funny now."
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"No, and you weren't funny last night. You got us both so depressed..."
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"...she asked me to drive her home after dinner."
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"I need to get in touch with Cheryl. Babu needs a lawyer. His visa expired."
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"Why her? There's a million lawyers."
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"All right, but no funny business. Same deal as last night."
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"- Will you stop it already. - Jerry, please."
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"How long is this gonna go on?"
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"After consummation."
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"I have a friend in the immigration department who owes me a big favour."
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"You're very lucky."
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"That's wonderful news. Thank you."
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"Well, with so many people in the world deprived and unhappy..."
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"I think that's curdled."
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"Do you ever laugh?"
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"- What do you do? - I'm a comedian."
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"Oh, let me get that."
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"You've been so helpful."
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"Yeah, I'll just pay for this."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Listen, gosh, I wanted to thank you so much..."
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"...for convincing Ping to drop the case."
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"After we met, you were all so nice, I just couldn't go through with it."
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"Between you and me, you would have paid through the nose."
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"- You're kidding. - No, I'm not."
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"- You remember Elaine. - Yes, yes, of course."
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"- Nice to meet you. - So nice of you both to come."
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"- Oh, Babu. - No, you're both very kind. Very kind."
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"- Oh, well, you know, we try. - We do what we can."
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"...the problem is, I never got my renewal form in the mail."
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"- I was expecting it. - Yes. See, here's the thing, Babu."
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"...I was away for a couple of weeks doing comedy shows."
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"The comedy shows, you're very funny man."
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"Well, Elaine, here, was picking up my mail while I was away..."
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"...because that little box can get very full."
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"Yes. TV Guide, magazines, everything. I would have picked up your mail."
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"- Your box is right next to mine. - I don't want to bother you."
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"No bother. You get me job. You get me apartment, you very good man."
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"Well, yesterday, after they took you away..."
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"...accidentally put your visa-renewal in my mailbox."
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"- Come again? - I've been home for a week..."
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"...even though I asked her repeatedly for it."
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"- Not technically. - I kill you!"
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"- Babu. - No Babu."
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"No Babu. You're bad man. You're very bad man."
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"You're very lazy, bad man."
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"Babu, I'm gonna fix everything."
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"I have a lawyer who knows someone in immigration."
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"They'll straighten the thing out. The wheels are in motion."
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"I'm very attracted to him."
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"- He's never said anything funny. - He can't not be funny."
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"Dark and disturbed?"
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"His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal."
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"I convinced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier."
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"I mean, you can't find sickness like that anywhere."
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"Nobody is sicker than me. Nobody."
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"- I gotta go. - Well, should I call you later?"
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"- Yeah? - George."
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"- Come on up. - Babu."
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"- Well, where's Babu? - He is in Pakistan!"
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"- Who are you? - I am his brother."
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"He knew a lawyer. It was all going to be fixed."
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"Then where is Babu? What happened to Babu?"
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"Too fruity."
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"- She didn't help him? - No."
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"- Oh, boy - What do you mean, Oh, boy?"
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"Well, last night she told me that she liked you."
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"So I had to tell her the truth."
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"You told her the truth? You got Babu deported!"
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"What do you mean I got? You didn't give him his visa application."
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"Well, I had to. I had to apologize."
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"I mean, I punched Mickey Mantle, my idol."
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"It was eating me up inside!"
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"Go ahead, Mickey, hit me."
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"I'm begging you, Mickey. Please, hit me. Come on, hit me."
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"Well, the four of them, they picked me up by my pants..."
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"Oh, Ping. Hi."
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"Cheryl call me last night. Lawsuit back on."
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"She call you and your friends big liars."
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"You think she nice girl?"
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"Wait till you see her in court. She's a shark!"
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"They call her The Terminator."
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"She never lose a case, and now you make her mad."
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"So his friend had the mail, but she did not give it to him."
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"Then he came to visit me..."
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"But there was no motion. There was nothing."
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"And so they sent me back here."
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"What are you going to do?"
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"I'm going to save up every rupee..."
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"...I will get back to America, and when I do..."
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"I cannot forget him."
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"He haunts me."
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"...if they can't stay in their lane, don't signal, can't parallel park..."
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"...if they're sneezing, if they're stuffed up, if they're clogged..."
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"...if they have bad penmanship, don't return calls, if they have dandruff..."
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"...food between their teeth, if they have bad credit, if they have no credit...."
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"...missed a spot shaving. In other words..."
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"...any dysfunctional, defective slob..."
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"To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country."
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"We're all throwing the dice, playing the game..."
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"...moving pieces around the board, but if there's a problem..."
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"I think one of the fun things for them is to say objection."
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"Objection! Objection, Your Honour."
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