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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - The Flight of the Valkyrie (S01E01)

"Of course, old boy."
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"Picked them up already."
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"No calisthenics, which mean flabby bodies,"
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"which means flabby minds, which means a flabby camp."
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"Flabby."
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"which means Jerry knows he's got us in a box,"
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"Bad show."
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"Do you realize, since this camp was opened,"
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"there has not been one escape?"
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"Not one."
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"Terribly."
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"It is the duty of every prisoner of war"
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"to make the utmost effort to escape"
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"I myself have made 11 attempts."
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"Caught every time."
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"Definitely, old boy."
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"So, let's get digging, chaps."
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"Long arms, dig like badgers, those types."
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"Let's see."
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"Uh-huh, very good, we'll give you a try."
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"What's your name, Corporal?"
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"Uh, Newkirk, sir."
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"We'll take you."
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"Well, actually sir, me mother's more Welsh."
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"Coal miners! The very best."
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"We'll start digging this morning."
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"Colonel, before you begin,"
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"let me put a hypothetical case to you."
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"that specialized in helping other people out of Germany."
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"Other people? What other people?"
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"Suppose a German who had lots of information"
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"But that would be spying."
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"You could say that, yes."
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"In that case, which would be"
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"definitely bad form for prisoners of war,"
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"I would hand over any information I had"
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"to the German camp commander."
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"You would?"
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"Do you happen to know of any such operation?"
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"No, Colonel..."
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"Right turn, double march!"
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"Bad show?"
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"( riveting )"
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"No, no, Colonel."
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"Not even of you will I believe it. No."
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"Simple operation, really."
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"We're all Air Force men."
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"We saw the plane crash."
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"We merely went out and got the parts."
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"Along with Lieutenant Harris."
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"He's going to fly you out of here."
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"How you got it in, I can almost believe,"
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"because it is here."
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"But how you will get it out"
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"and me in it, no."
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"But what?"
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"It keeps us on our toes."
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"When we figure it out, you'll be the first to know."
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"It is impossible."
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"And somehow, I think it will happen."
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"A fantastic operation."
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"Well, actually, I'm not in charge."
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"That would be Colonel Crittendon."
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"Who is that? Where is he?"
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"At the moment he's digging."
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"An escape tunnel?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Good man. I hope he makes it."
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"The whole thing's mad."
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"Kind of primitive"
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"alongside of the tunnels we've got."
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"We could be at this for months."
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"You know, it's enough to drive a man to escape."
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"I have to bite me tongue to keep from telling him."
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"Colonel Hogan would bite more than your tongue."
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"Well, maybe we'll have a cave-in."
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"CRITTENDON: Newkirk!"
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"Ow!"
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"Better watch your head."
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"Oh, thanks, Carter."
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"Come on. Give me a bucket."
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"Yeah, here you go."
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"Thanks."
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"I don't know how those gophers do it, you know?"
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"It's one long thing, up and down."
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"Newkirk!"
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"Listen."
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"Digging?"
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"Sounds like it."
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"Is it one of them?"
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"Worse-- I think it's one of us."
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"What do we do, Colonel?"
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"We've got to stop him."
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"Absolutely."
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"All right. Hold it, hold it."
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"What you've got to realize"
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"He's still in command."
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"We can't go against the Articles of War."
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"I mean, once discipline breaks down,"
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"we're no better than a mob."
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"Hello?"
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"However, accidents will happen."
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"Peculiar thing, Hogan."
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"I can't remember a thing about the cave-in."
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"Not a thing... until these chaps had me out and above ground."
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"The whole tunnel caved in."
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"Had to give it up, I'm afraid."
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"Yeah, objectively, the project's a total loss."
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"or think I remember..."
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"but that's a bit thick."
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"Delusions? I've heard of that in cave-ins."
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"You have?"
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"Definite medical phenomena..."
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"like the man dying of thirst in the desert"
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"keeps seeing mirages of water holes."
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"Exactly."
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"You know what was in it?"
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"An airplane."
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"How did you know?"
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"Symbol of freedom for a flier."
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