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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Sees a Sunset! (S02E02)

"Bah, I knew it!"
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"huffing."
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"How has your relationship with your mother"
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"Boo-ya! (LAUGHS)"
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"That's our time,"
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"So enough talking."
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"(SINGERS) ♪ Damn it ♪"
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"Without us, we'd probably still be going to the moon."
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"It's amazing."
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"No, I mean, you must be auditioning like crazy."
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"Gaffigan Show craft service table."
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"Titus, you've got to get out there."
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"of Mahogany starring Dionne Warwick."
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"Kimmy?"
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"Me? What did I do?"
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"Who is that?"
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"It's like you're a professional athlete."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"your people murdered my grandparents."
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"I was hallucinating last night."
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"Wow."
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"Russ, I know your phone is fascinating, but..."
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"Look, Jacqueline, I had fun tonight,"
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"For sleeping or porking."
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"top-notch."
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"I'm not great with women."
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"I'm sorry, I've been burned before."
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"Kimmy, I am so sorry that you got dragged"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Damn it!"
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"I run marathons."
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"Explain this."
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"Like how, Oh, interesting, go on,"
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"and finally a two-week surf camp"
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"So let's fix you."
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"♪ Oh, outside bones, outside bones ♪"
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"You said this was blanks!"
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"Norman, I just had the second worst audition of my life."
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"Third."
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"I forgot about the one that turned out to be a Japanese prank show"
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"Hey, do you have a head shot on you?"
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"Sir, I am sick, and you mention improv?"
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"is ending conversations, so..."
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"Turns out, the way I was handcuffed to it"
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"What a disaster!"
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"I have a plan to stop my therapist from drinking,"
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"Kimmy, where have you been?"
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"Gasp, he must be gay."
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"It's because you're too pretty."
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"Believe me, I get it."
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"So I need you to help me figure out what he wants."
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"or looking for love."
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"I've had many men love me,"
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"That's how it happens."
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"What, you think I'm dressed to talk?"
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"Get my coat!"
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"Wait, also get my coat."
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"but then get in front,"
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"'cause you know where we're going."
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"Cheers."
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"Bitch can't handle eating alone"
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"And lately, she can't even wait until dinner."
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"I'll just have one glass of Sancerre with my shrimp salad."
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"bourbon, burgers, busboys, comma, getting high with."
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"- What time does she... - Oh, boo!"
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"Hello, is hot dog there?"
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"One time, to get white wine,"
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"Can't be stopped?"
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"Whom. And it's already too late."
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"I'm sending you back to the night."
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"We'll see about that."
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"ON LAW & ORDER: Drifter Incineration Squad."
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"He's been acting for 50 years,"
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"And my lease is up"
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"I do. You're against them."
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"I'm calling from the Medical Examiner's Office."
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"Please hold."
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"♪ Your teeth are your skeleton escaping ♪"
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"You're on with Titus."
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"Wait, what are you saying?"
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"If you'd like to pay your respects,"
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"(MIKEY) What happened?"
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"No, Verizon cannot turn homeless people into walking cell phone towers."
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"Yeah, listen, pal, the next call I make"
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"so just try... Hello?"
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"Did they just shut my service off?"
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"Off to lunch, are we?"
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"Kimmy, what are you doing here?"
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"Oh, right, the bunker, the crank,"
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"If you don't drink today, she loses,"
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"Oh, this is just making me want to drink more."
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"You use alcohol to make the bad stuff go away,"
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"just by keeping my brain too busy to think."
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"Among the techniques I used:"
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"staring contest!"
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"I win. I win."
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"I win."
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"Mm, your beard is so damp."
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"Okay, just let me use your damn phone!"
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"God."
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"There it is."
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"It's neat."
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"but when I was a kid, I had a terrible stutter,"
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"whether it's lab animals"
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"or the one woman who works at Goldman Sachs"
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"I can be loud and abrasive, and my breath..."
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"Now, we've all worked with Norman."
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"His improv classmates who yes-anded his final words:"
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"but that doesn't matter."
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"and in that way, he lives forever."
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"(AMAZING GRACE PLAYING)"
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"(WATER SPLASHES)"
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"I can't remember the last time I rode the subway."
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"Thank you for trying to stop that horrible break-dancing panhandler."
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"I'm just around the corner from your hotel."
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"My name's Russ. Pleased to meet you."
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"What did you say about our homes?"
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"Oh, all right."
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"You sleep on an air bed?"
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