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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doodle (S06E06)

"Do you know that blond guy..."
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"...who's always on the Exercycle at the health club?"
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"- I don't think so. - No, no, you know."
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"- He's really handsome, with those... - Elaine, I really don't..."
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"...pay much attention to men's faces."
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"- You can't find beauty in a man? - No."
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"I find them repugnant and unappealing."
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"- Hey. - To wit."
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"What?"
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"Elaine and I were discussing whether or not I could admit a man is attractive."
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"Oh, you know, I'll tell you who's an attractive man:"
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"George Will."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, he has a clean look. Scrubbed and shampooed and..."
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"He's smart."
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"No, no, I don't find him all that bright."
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"- So you got any cavities? - Just one."
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"Oh, but get this."
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"- Elaine, you will appreciate this. - What?"
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"...he's got a Penthouse right out on the table."
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"- Penthouse? - Yeah, what is that?"
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"Isn't that sick? I'd be embarrassed to have that in my apartment."
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"- So, what's wrong with that? - He's a doctor."
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"So did you take a look?"
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"Of course. But that's got nothing to do with it."
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"I might even get there a few minutes early."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"...who's always on the Exercycle at the health club?"
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"You know, he's just really handsome?"
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"I... I wouldn't know."
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"You know, just admitting a man is handsome..."
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"All right. Never mind."
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"I'll see you."
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"Hey, you know those shoes that Jimmy had?"
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"I cut a deal with him. We're gonna import a case of them together."
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"- What for? You got a job. - There's a lot of money in this."
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"He's got a proven sales method."
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"Jimmy's got a backer."
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"Jimmy's jumping for dollars."
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"Jimmy and George are gonna get rich."
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"Will you stop with the Jimmys?"
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"- Hey, what is this? - Kung Pao."
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"Hot."
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"Look at me."
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"Look at me."
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"Come on, I'm stretching right in front of you."
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"Hey, a smile."
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"You know..."
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"...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you."
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"- He is? - Oh, yeah."
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"- You're just Jimmy's type. - Oh, really?"
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"Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy doesn't really know anyone."
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"Oh, well, I'd like to get to know him."
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"Jimmy would like to get to know you."
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"You think Jimmy likes Mel TormÈ?"
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"Jimmy loves the Velvet Fog."
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"- Hey, Kramer. - Well, you're looking sharp there, Tim."
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"Yeah, well, I do what I can."
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"- How have you been? - Oh, fine, good, yeah."
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"I've just been occupying myself with some of your reading material."
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"- So, what'll it be? Novocain? - Yes. Yes, indeed."
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"- Why don't we clear a path first. - Let's do that."
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"- You remember Mr. Thirsty. - All right."
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"- You too with these? - Yeah, I'm onboard."
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"So, what did Tim say?"
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"- Looks like he gave you Novocain. - Oh, I'm loaded."
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"Well, he said that, you know..."
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"...it helps his patients relax a little bit."
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"And he's got a new policy:"
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"Adults only."
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"- Adults only? - Yeah."
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"- What the hell is going on over there? - Well, you know, it's great."
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"You know, no kids allowed."
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"You don't have to watch your language."
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"You find the need to use obscenities at the dentist?"
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"When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly."
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"Hey, come on, watch it."
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"You're drooling on the floor. How much Novocain did that guy give you?"
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"I can't hold the water."
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"Jimmy's ready. Jimmy's got some new moves."
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"Jimmy's down."
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"It's pretty bad, man. Your boy's gonna be in traction."
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"Jimmy might have a compound fracture."
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"Jimmy's going into shock."
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"- Why weren't you more careful? - Hey, I'm doing the best I can."
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"Why are you taking it so personally?"
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"Because if he can't jump, there goes my sneaker business."
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"Well, I said I'm sorry."
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"Jimmy's gonna get you, Kramer."
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"Jimmy holds grudges. Let Jimmy go."
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"You know, I can't feel anything."
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"Hey, taxi!"
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"Taxi!"
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"Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead."
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"You got it. He's got it."
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"- Please, go ahead. - No, no, you were here first."
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"No, please, I insist."
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"I'll grab the next one."
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"- Let's share. We share, all right? - Yes, let's. That's a great idea."
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"My name is Arnold Deensfrei."
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"- What is your name? - Cosmo Kramer. It's nice to meet you."
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"Very nice to meet you, Cosmo."
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"Are you heading home?"
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"Yeah, heading home."
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"Good for you."
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"You're really independent."
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"Well, you're not doing too bad yourself."
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"Anyway, Jimmy couldn't be here today..."
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"...so he asked me to fill in for him."
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"And I'm sure that you'll be impressed..."
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"...at what can be accomplished after only a few short days of training."
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"Here we go."
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"The Velvet Fog."
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"- What about the Velvet Fog? - What about the Velvet Fog?"
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"Well, he's singing at a benefit, and I'm gonna be sitting at his table."
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"- I'm going to that. - Yeah, I'm a guest of honor."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, this afternoon I shared a cab with this Deensfrei."
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"Yeah, yeah, Arnold Deensfrei. He runs the AMCA."
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"I know that, but why are you going?"
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