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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doodle (S06E06)

"What you do? You don't do anything."
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"Well, apparently I do something..."
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"...because I'm sitting at the head table with Mr. Mel TormÈ."
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"What are those?"
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"Wait a second. Were you wearing those shoes in the cab?"
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"Yeah, yeah. Right after I left the Y."
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"- Don't you see what happened? - What?"
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"He couldn't talk, he's wearing these shoes, he's drooling."
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"What?"
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"He thinks you're mentally challenged."
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"Well..."
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"...you know. - What happens when you show up?"
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"He'll see that you're not."
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"- Not necessarily, because... - I know, I know."
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"It's good."
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"She's over at Dr. Seisman's office."
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"Yeah, we find it fun to swap now and then."
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"Now, you just take some deep breaths and try to relax."
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"Oh, man!"
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"It's George."
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"Oh, Sports Wholesalers, yeah, yeah. Thanks for calling me back."
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"No, I still got the shoes. Still got shoes, lots of them."
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"Yeah, this is beautiful athletic gear."
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"I'm sorry, I gotta call you right back. Yeah. All right."
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"- Mr. Wilhelm. - So, George..."
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"...have you heard anything about the missing equipment?"
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"No, no. Not a thing."
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"You know, George, there's nothing I hate more than a liar."
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"Well, there's no room for someone like that in this organization."
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"You look a little warm."
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"It's the chicken."
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"You're a terrible liar, George. Look at you. You're a wreck."
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"- You're sweating bullets. - It's the Kung Pao."
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"Maybe you were still under the gas."
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"Maybe you were hallucinating you were coming out of the gas..."
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"...but still under the gas. - I don't think so."
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"I think they were getting dressed."
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"And not only that, my shirt was out."
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"- Your shirt was out? - I think so."
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"- Well, what kind of shirt was it? - You know, like a tennis shirt."
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"- Well, were you tucked? - I think I was tucked."
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"All right, say you were. What do you think could have happened?"
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"I don't know. But I was spitting out and rinsing like there was no tomorrow."
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"Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?"
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"- What are you getting? - I don't think I'm hungry."
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"Okay, so you were violated by two people..."
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"...while you were under the gas. So what?"
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"You're single."
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"I'm damaged goods now."
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"You ever call that guy from the health club?"
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"Oh, yeah, Jimmy."
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"Jimmy?"
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"- That's the guy? - Yeah."
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"I can't believe you're going out with him."
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"- Why? - I don't know, he's so strange."
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"How so?"
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"Didn't you notice he refers to himself in the third person?"
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"Jimmy can dunk. Jimmy's new in town."
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"No, wait a minute. That's not him."
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"That's Jimmy."
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"That's the way he talks."
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"Jimmy's gonna put the moves on Elaine."
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"So I have to go see Steinbrenner later."
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"Wilhelm told him I was responsible for stealing all the merchandise."
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"Why?"
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"Because when he questioned me, I was sweating from the Kung Pao."
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"I don't know how you could eat that spicy chicken."
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"George likes spicy chicken."
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"What's that?"
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"I like spicy chicken."
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"- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did."
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"- George likes spicy chicken. - You're turning into Jimmy."
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"George is getting upset."
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"So, what did you want to see Jimmy about?"
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"Well, Jimmy, about tonight."
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"There's been a little misunderstanding."
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"Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings."
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"Yeah, well, what happened was..."
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"Jimmy and misunderstandings kind of clash."
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"- It's very unusual. - Well, Jimmy's very unusual."
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"Well, anyway, see, when I made the date, I thought that Jimmy..."
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"Hey, look, Hank's got a new boyfriend."
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"Jimmy's not threatened by Hank's sexuality."
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"Jimmy's happy for Hank."
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"Elaine once tried to convert one..."
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"...but Elaine's not gonna go through that again."
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"I'm gonna go and try and find some candy."
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"- You want some? - Yeah."
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"- Elaine got a new dress. - Jimmy likes it."
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"There's no candy around here. Hey, Jimmy."
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"Well, look who's here."
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"That guy took the bread out of Jimmy's mouth."
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"Jimmy's out of work because of you."
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"Get your hands off Jimmy!"
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"Jimmy's gonna get you, Kramer!"
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"Hands off Jimmy! Don't touch Jimmy!"
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"Yeah, I... Is my lip swollen?"
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"Guy's got a problem."
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"No, no, I've been living alone a long time now."
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"Well, I think that's the tops."
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"Yes, George, come in, come in."
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"I've been your biggest supporter..."
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"- No, why would I? I own it. - Right."
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"Why would George steal from the Yankees?"
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"- He wouldn't. - Of course not."
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"I don't know what the hell is going on here."
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"- Sir? - Nothing."
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"Well, I was thinking it's time for George's lunch."
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"Yes, it is. All right. Let's see, what do I have today?"
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"And she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard."
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"You could put that mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me."
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"Now I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end."
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"It's almost a dessert dessert."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"- Where's my Mr. Goodbar? - Yeah, here you are."
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"Oh, here, here. Listen."
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"I'd like to tell you about an experience I recently had."
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"As an avid reader, I've always wondered..."
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"...decided to have a little fun with one of our patients."
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"Of course, none of our patients had any idea exactly what we were up to."
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