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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doodle (S06E06)

"Then they have that little 1-foot-high mirror."
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"Yeah, I've seen these things. What, do they..?"
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"Jimmy..."
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"- What? You took a shower. - It wouldn't take."
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"You need your strength."
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"They took a pitching machine, a batting cage, the infield tarp..."
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"Now, we have reason to believe it's an inside job."
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"They get all emotional, they sway. It's embarrassing."
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"I'm sitting in Tim Whatley's waiting room..."
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"I mean, it's supposed to be, like, a sterile environment."
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"Well, I'll tell you, I'm looking forward to my appointment on Thursday."
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"Hey, listen, do either of you guys know that blond guy..."
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"...doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual."
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"It doesn't help."
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"- Yeah? What's that? - He jumps."
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"We made contact."
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"All right. One more stretch and then go talk to him."
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"Jimmy's been watching you."
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"Well, he said I gotta cut out the Skittles."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Hey, Jimmy."
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"- Go, Jimmy. - Check Jimmy out."
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"Well, okay. That's the guy. He's organizing the dinner."
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"Well, because we hit it off, and he was very impressed with what I do."
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"Oh, these are my vertical-leap training shoes."
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"Cheryl, would you ready the nitrous oxide, please."
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"Where is Jennifer today?"
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"- Are you feeling all right, George? - Yeah, fine."
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"George likes his chicken spicy."
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"- You don't tuck those in. - Sometimes I tuck, sometimes I don't."
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"Join the club."
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"Jimmy will see you later."
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"That's the guy who gave me Jimmy's number."
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"No, no, you said, George likes spicy chicken."
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"You know, I've never heard anyone talk the way you do."
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"- What kind? - I don't care."
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"- Hey, Jimmy. - Hi, Elaine."
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"- Jimmy wants a piece of Kramer! - Come on, now."
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"Let go of Jimmy!"
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"You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner?"
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"...and I was disappointed to hear you've been pilfering equipment."
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"George would never do anything like that."
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"Exactly."
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"Oh, darn it. It's ham and cheese again."
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"...I wanna dedicate this song to a very courageous young man."
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"Hey, got the new Penthouse."
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"Dear Penthouse:"
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"I'm a dentist, and one afternoon, my hygienist and I..."
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"Buying shoes is a challenge. Ever see someone put on new shoes?"
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"They turn into a zombie as they start walking around the store."
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"Yeah, these are pretty good."
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"What is that about? So I can see what cats will think of my shoes?"
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"Bum passed out on the curb, Hey, what do you think of these?"
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"I just got them. I've seen them from that angle myself."
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"That guy was amazing. He could dunk. And he was my height."
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"- What was his name again? - Jimmy."
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"- Jimmy. Right. - I don't know how you could forget."
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"He kept referring to himself in the third person."
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"Jimmy's under the boards. Jimmy's in the open."
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"Jimmy makes the shot."
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"You're just mad because we beat you."
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"Jerry, it's my fault. I couldn't make a shot."
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"These losses stay with me. They fester, Jerry."
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"No, this is gonna plague me."
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"Hey, Jimmy."
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"- Great game. - Oh, yeah."
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"Jimmy played pretty good."
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"Hey, you know, I felt like we had a synergy out there."
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"- We were really helping each other. - What do you got there?"
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"- These? - Yeah."
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"These are Jimmy's training shoes."
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"- They make your legs stronger? - Oh, yeah."
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"Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these."
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"...was like you."
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"- They're plyometric. - Plyometric?"
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"Yeah, they isolate the muscles. The muscle has to grow or die."
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"- Where do you get them? - Jimmy sells them."
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"- You sell them? - Oh, yeah."
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"But Jimmy's all out right now."
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"Moving to Manhattan set Jimmy back a bit."
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"Let me give you my card. It's got my home number."
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"- I want to buy a pair next shipment. - All right."
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"All right, Jimmy, good talking to you."
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"- Here you go. - Jimmy will see you around."
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"Oh, Tuesday. Damn it, I shouldn't have worked out today."
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"Mr. Wilhelm called a big meeting. I'm gonna be sweating through it."
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"Ten minutes from now, I'll be sweating. I can feel it."
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"- I'm a human heat pump. - You ought to take cold showers."
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"Cold showers?"
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"- They're for psychotics. - Well, I take them."
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"They give me a whoosh."
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"- All right. I'll see you guys later. - All right."
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"- So, what, you heading home? - No. Got a dental appointment."
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"- Tim Whatley? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, I got a checkup Thursday. - How do you like that."
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"You really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the dentist."
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"I think that's eat 24 hours before surgery."
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"Oh, no, you gotta eat before surgery."
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"I've called this meeting because we have a problem."
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"For the last few months..."
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"...someone has been stealing equipment from the club."
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"Bases, batting helmets, doughnuts."
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"But two nights ago, they pulled a big one."
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"...and all of Mr. Steinbrenner's vitamins."
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"So if anybody here knows anything about it..."
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"...I recommend strongly that you come forward."
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"Dr. Whatley's running a little late."
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"Take a seat, I'll call you when he's ready."
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"All right."
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"Oh, okay. Right. Thanks, Mr. Pitt."
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"Okay. Goodbye."
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"Hey, you wanna go see the Velvet Fog?"
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"The Velvet Fog?"
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"Yeah, Mel TormÈ. That's his nickname."
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"What the hell is a velvet fog?"
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"- Do you wanna go or not? - Well, where is it?"
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"He's performing at this AMCA benefit."
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"- AMCA? - Able Mentally Challenged Adults."
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"I can't watch a man sing a song."
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"What, are you crazy?"
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"Well, what am I gonna do for a date?"
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