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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Start Spreading the News (S03E03)

"What do you want?"
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"that would change your mind?"
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"No. Diane, not everything is about you."
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"Okay, walk me through it again?"
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"I don't have time! It's already three hours later here!"
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"I'm lost again!"
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"Too bad Todd's not here."
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"No! Nobody's done anything."
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"[sighs]"
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"You don't need to know anything else. It's been taken care of."
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"- What is my story? - I'll tell you."
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"An Oscar won't make you happy forever, it won't solve all your problems."
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"Secretariat's a state of mind."
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"Why, I look around and I see a whole room full of Secretariats."
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"And you are Secretariat."
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"And you... are Secretariat."
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"I always knew I was more than just a dumb TV actor."
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"that TV show..."
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"it wasn't me."
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"This movie is me."
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"And I can't tell you how great it feels to finally be doing"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- ♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪"
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"♪ BoJack the Horseman Don't act like you don't know ♪"
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"♪ BoJack ♪"
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"[BoJack] It's a dream come true."
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"[woman] You've been trying to get this movie made for 20 years."
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"Did you ever think you'd be sitting here, talking about Secretariat?"
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"Sitting here? In this hotel room?"
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"[clears throat]"
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"Dream come true."
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"[woman] How long you in New York for?"
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"Just a couple days of fun interviews,"
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"then it's off to Chicago for more fun interviews,"
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"Darling, you're doing marvelously, I am so proud of you."
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"Maybe fewer jokes about how these interviews"
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"- make you want to blow your brains out? - Right. Sorry."
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"- Are you Finnish? - No, we are just getting started."
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"Walked right into that one."
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"answering the same questions over and over again."
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"Great answers, you're divine. I'm in love with you."
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"One small adjustment. I don't think sarcasm is going to read."
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"Just write a script for me, so I don't have to think for myself."
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"and control your mouth like a Muppet if it would win you an Oscar."
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"I'm just the publicist you hired to help win you an Oscar."
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"I don't know. You'd have to ask Tobey Maguire."
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"[man 2] People still see you as the guy from that sucky show from the '90s."
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"so the show could make more money than it cost to produce."
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"Great job today. It could not have gone better."
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"My only note would be stop defending Horsin' Around."
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"Why? Millions of people loved it!"
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"We need to use these next few months to define your story."
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"When people see you they need to think Oscar winner,"
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"not dumb asshole from an old TV show that nobody cares about."
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"Okay, I hear what you're saying,"
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"but we can both agree Horsin' Around was a good show, right?"
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"I think you are so smart and attractive, so I'm not going to mince words."
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"Horsin' Around was a piece of shit."
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"I told you to wear lipstick and underpants, Teresa."
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"I put everything bill-related in one folder."
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"- Thank you, Judah. - You also wanted me to remind you"
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"- to call Mr. Peanutbutter. - Yeah."
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"Uh, when's our call with BoJack and Spanakopita?"
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"Remember Octomom?"
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"What? You know who was good at stallin'"
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"was Joseph Stalin. [chuckles]"
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"He also had a city named after him. Isn't that right, Princess Carolyn,"
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"How was your first big day at the press junket?"
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"[sighs] Endless. It was like the second act of a Judd Apatow movie."
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"He was exquisite."
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"The movie's tracking really well on social."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Oh, I have no idea. I assumed you would know."
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"But I keep tweeting things and they keep getting retweeted,"
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"so we're doing something right."
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"Yesterday I dropped my phone in the bathroom"
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"which made BoJack's Instagram post a picture of the floor,"
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"- [Ana] Great. - I am exhausted."
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"Being a movie star is the hardest job."
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"I pulled some strings at Manatee Fair and set up an interview tomorrow night."
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"BoJack is not ready for a magazine feature."
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"I didn't realize you were an authority on deal size."
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"[Princess Carolyn] Listen, Moussaka..."
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"Ladies, please. There's plenty of BoJack to go around."
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"and still have time for Princess Carolyn's bullshit thing tomorrow night."
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"Now, pajamas."
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"- Whaa! - [gasping]"
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"- Todd?! - What is going on over there?"
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"No big deal. Movie stars do it all the time."
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"[sniffing] Hipsters? Urine?"
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"- Am I in Minneapolis? - What? No, you're in New York."
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"Follow-up: why are you in New York?"
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"Beats me. Sometimes I just am places."
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"[moaning] I can't get to sleep. Oh, God."
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"Follow me, citizens."
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"There are no sad times in our cave of possibilities."
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"[sighs and snores]"
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"[grunting]"
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"- [beeping] - Huh."
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"all over my important movie star clothes."
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"- Ohh... - I didn't mean that."
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"Oh, fish! Guys, hold on, I have to make a quick call."
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"- What? You're already on a call. - Sorry."
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"- Hello? - [Princess Carolyn] It's your agent!"
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"I think I'm already in it."
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"- BoJack Horseman, is that you?! - Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"Spujb! Classic BoJack."
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"I'd love to, buddy, but I'm kinda in New York right now."
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"[Peanutbutter] New York City?! They make such great salsa."
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"I'm here too, honey. Have a great meeting!"
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"- [Diane] No. I'm just on-- - Why wouldn't you tell me?"
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"I just... I feel safer when I know that I know where you are."
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"...your feelings have value,"
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"but I'm not in New York, I'm just on the conference call."
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"- Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter, I'm in New York! - What?!"
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"[Todd] As Carrie from Sex and the City might say..."
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"[chuckling] That is going to lead to some wackiness. You mark my words."
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"Would you guys literally mark my words? I do want to refer back to this later on."
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"[Peanutbutter] Got to go. It's always "Rabbit, Run" with this guy."
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"Right?"
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