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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Start Spreading the News (S03E03)

"Rabbit, Run?"
BoJack Horseman
"Not much, dyke, what's up with you?"
BoJack Horseman
"Is "dyke" an okay thing to say now?"
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"- Who are you asking? - [Ana] We're hanging up now, goodbye."
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"Wow! BoJack and Todd in the Big Apple."
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"[groans]"
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"You don't need to patronize me."
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"- But, yeah, I can do that important job. - [BoJack] Don't get lost, buddy!"
BoJack Horseman
"Hello? Are you still there?"
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"- Oh, God! - By another company."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, good."
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"- They shot her. - Oh, God!"
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"- Oh, good. - She had to move to Detroit."
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"- Oh, God! - Which I hear is due for a resurgence."
BoJack Horseman
"Can we get to the goddamn point, please?"
BoJack Horseman
"thanks to the runaway success of Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities:"
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"With Chris Hardwick."
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"- So as long as you two stick around... - I'm taking the show off the air."
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, what? Why?!"
BoJack Horseman
"I told the story I wanted to tell."
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"Uh..."
BoJack Horseman
"At long last the public knows what Hollywoo stars and celebrities know"
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"- and what they don't know. - [moaning]"
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"- Did they know things? - [whimpers]"
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"Oh, my ex-wife was right about me."
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"Is this as good as it gets?"
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"Or are we living in the ghost town where once my career did blossom?"
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"- [groans] - What legacy of ruin am I left with?"
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"I do not miss the spotlight's glare,"
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"[sobbing]"
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"[gasps and growls]"
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"But before you fold the omelette,"
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"I'd like the chef to hold the pan up and whisper his or her dreams into it."
BoJack Horseman
"Whisper dreams into omelette."
BoJack Horseman
"You look different. Older. A lot older."
BoJack Horseman
"Thank you, Jill."
BoJack Horseman
"You haven't heard from Cuddlywhiskers recently, have you?"
BoJack Horseman
"Cuddlywhiskers? I haven't talked to him since the show was canceled."
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"I worry about him."
BoJack Horseman
"About six months back, he disappeared,"
BoJack Horseman
"stopped returning my calls."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sure he's fine. I mean, who returns calls?"
BoJack Horseman
"Fine. Listen, about the play..."
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"The Tragedy of Greg KingLear, a theatrical immersion by Jill Pill?"
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"- Right. - That's dead. Over."
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"A thing that happened that happens no longer,"
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"- like a whimper in the wind. - Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"Theater is by its very nature ephemeral. We shout into the void, "Hey, you!""
BoJack Horseman
"And the void says, "Stop shouting at me, please!""
BoJack Horseman
"And we grab the void and we spit in its face, "Sir, I will not.""
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"BoJack Horseman, completely naked and covered in milk."
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"or edgy, or covered in milk."
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"I'm about to be nominated for an Oscar. I'm thinking about my legacy now."
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"That's the whole point, nothing lasts."
BoJack Horseman
"people will still be able to see me in Secretariat."
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"I'll be remembered. If I win an Oscar, I'll be remembered."
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"- I don't know! - Mm-hmm."
BoJack Horseman
"You know what the real tragedy of Greg KingLear is?"
BoJack Horseman
"It's that he's a marionette."
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"but if anything, I'm getting less."
BoJack Horseman
"Is this the best time to be on your phone?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry. Let me just send this one email..."
BoJack Horseman
"What? Why isn't it sending? Judah!"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm taking my business to Gekko Rabitowitz."
BoJack Horseman
"What? No!"
BoJack Horseman
"That was a reference to my work, with which you are clearly not familiar."
BoJack Horseman
"Hello to you, Rasputin."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm drowning, and cats hate drowning."
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"I believe I can take on more responsibility around here."
BoJack Horseman
"- On a provisional basis, of course. - Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"But we're a small agency and we need to think like one."
BoJack Horseman
"we should focus on better gigs for the clients we already have."
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"- What part of Jerry Maguire? - The part where Tom Cruise's agent"
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"Princess Carolyn?!"
BoJack Horseman
"Listen, kid, tough break about the Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities"
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"Whatever, Whatever, Whatever, but what are we gonna do next?"
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"You're the biggest name in TV right now."
BoJack Horseman
"and come up with some TV ideas and make us all billionaires?"
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"My blood pressure's down, my stress is down."
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"- [engine revving] - Oh, what the...?"
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"There's my favorite accountant!"
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"Great news! P.B. Livin' is back..."
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"- No! No! - ...in business!"
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"-Here we go! -Oh, God, no, please."
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"You never told me what it was!"
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"- No! - [engine revving]"
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"[both laughing]"
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"What do you mean, "What's next?" Why does everything have to have a next?"
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"We were told this feature would be pegged to the release of Secretariat."
BoJack Horseman
"It is, but we also want to get to know the real BoJack."
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"- Do we? - If you want the real BoJack,"
BoJack Horseman
"there's a book written about that."
BoJack Horseman
"But that was BoJack before the book came out."
BoJack Horseman
"Should we order alcohol?"
BoJack Horseman
"Heather, could we have a moment of privacy, please?"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ Oh, the sea she be a salty lass With a hi, ho, barrel of rum... ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"Sweetheart, I don't think we need to be drinking tonight."
BoJack Horseman
"You don't need to micromanage everything, okay? I'm not your puppet."
BoJack Horseman
"All right. You clearly have everything under control."
BoJack Horseman
"♪ Raise the mast and raise your glass And banish ye dragons ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"Actually, make it tres. And whatever the lady wants."
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"Well, when the cat's away..."
BoJack Horseman
"Again, a human. I like where you're going with this."
BoJack Horseman
"I gotta tell you, I really loved the movie."
BoJack Horseman
"That "You Are Secretariat" scene? Oh, it made me wet."
BoJack Horseman
"It refers to a feeling of comfort and warmth,"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, okay."
BoJack Horseman
"That's narwhal slang."
BoJack Horseman
"You know, because they have horns."
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"[Todd] When I first came to New York I was young, full of hope."
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""Who is this sad, broken man?""
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"I just came out here to commit suicide."
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"Oh, one final question. Are you more man than horse?"
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"Or are you more horse than man?"
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"Take off your city clothes and let's be animals!"
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"[laughing]"
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"Okay! A manatee and a horse making out with each other."
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"In the old days sailors thought manatees were mermaids."
BoJack Horseman
"Remember that episode of Horsin' Around where Sabrina wanted to be a mermaid?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'm pretty sure that never happened on the show."
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