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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb (S01E01)

"No, he got humiliated at church by his son"
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"Pledging his virginity to him."
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"(all laugh)"
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"I'm, I'm sorry. I-I had to tell them."
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"Lester: Well, if it ain't the virgin father."
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"And him."
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"Hey, cleveland, brokeback mountain,"
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"That's your son."
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"(all laugh)"
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"And-and him."
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"How come security didn't stop you on the way in?"
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"We took a break so we could laugh at your gay son."
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"Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute, tim."
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"Church was your idea."
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"You're the one who said jesus hates sex."
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"What, are you nuts?"
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"Jesus wants to keep the females pure, not the males."
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"You-you think he died so that men don't have sex?"
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"That-that's the stupidest thing I ever heard."
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"Hey, hey, everybody, I'm jesus"
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"And I'm gonna die a painful death"
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"So none of you dudes get laid."
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"Yeah, yeah, like, like, I'm gonna pray to this guy."
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"(all laughing)"
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"You want my cherry, dad?"
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"Sure."
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"Junior, a boy's virginity is a terrible burden,"
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"And it must be cast off on any girl who will take it."
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"But the reverend says premarital sex will make"
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"Your genitals and your soul burn."
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"Oh, boys don't get most of the bad diseases."
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"And if you get herpes, who cares?"
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"80% of food preparers in this country have herpes."
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"Daddy, do you want me to get herpes?"
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"I want you to at least try."
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"I guess I'll have to scare some sense into you."
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"Junior, if you don't give up your pledge,"
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"(robotic beeping)"
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"Behold the terrible, ugly consequences of male virginity!"
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"Oh, cool. Is that worf?"
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"I apologize for that confusing example."
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"I forgot that virgins have so much free time on their hands,"
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"(creaking)"
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"Junior, go play with your action figures."
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"Remembering, of course,"
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"Roberta, will you please leave us alone?"
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"Don't hurt him, cleveland!"
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"Ah, not the grill, yo."
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"You seem to have a certain way with the ladies."
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"Federline, will you help me?"
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"Aw, blap! You flipped the script!"
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"Script flip! Ooh-ooh!"
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"I don't-- what?"
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"Script flip."
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"And it's gonna cost you."
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"What do you want?"
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"I want to be able to bring my brown sugar home at 1:00 am."
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"Not no 10:30 pm, yo."
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"Midnight. Take it or leave it."
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"Ho-ho-hold up, pops."
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"Ain't nobody getting off this whip"
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"Without dropping some freestyle."
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"You know what I'm sayin'."
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"(beatboxing)"
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"Oh, I don't if I could possibly..."
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"* a crazy (bleep) named cleveland *"
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"* this is my left hand and this is my (bleep) hand *"
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"* I'm spittin' more wisdom than morgan freeman *"
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"* they call me hot brown and the c. Bizzle *"
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"* I don't mind the rain if the rain is just a drizzle *"
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"* wizzle, wazzle, woozle, way *"
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"* razzle, dazzle, doozle, day *"
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"* relatively std-free *"
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"* dropped loretta *"
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"* now I'm doing much betta *"
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"* like upgrading to an escalade from jetta *"
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"* yo, hey, donna, I wanna get on ya *"
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"* and I'm kind of hungry, so make some lasagna *"
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"* he's like a big, fat urkel *"
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"* and when he's in the nude, he's like a big, fat circle *"
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"* did I do that? *"
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"* yeah, you're big and fat *"
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"* drinking melted butter for a midnight snack *"
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"* you're two feet tall with a three-foot afro *"
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"* and my daughter roberta *"
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"* I don't mean to hurt ya *"
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"* than a mattress named serta *"
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"* y'all done best consider me *"
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"* you can't get rid of me *"
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"* come and take a big old (bleep) *"
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"* my flow is the noise, white boys do my voice *"
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"* and my rhymes are even harder than sophie's choice. *"
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"Peace!"
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"(thunder rumbles)"
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"Damn."
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"Nick, nack, paddy wack, crack-a-lack, jack!"
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"All right, so your pops want me to put you up on game, right?"
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"You see them shorties?"
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"Go up and twist your fingers all up, like, "westside!""
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"And be like, "what up, hos?""
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"Then make them give you $40."
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"Yeah, so what happened with the fly honeys?"
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"And then I explained what happens to whores."
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"And that made them sad,"
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"But I told them how they could be saved,"
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"Like I was with the purity pledge,"
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"And then they gave me $22."
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"Hey, cleveland."
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"The birdcage? That's your son."
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"(laughing)"
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"(cleveland chuckling sadly)"
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"No, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Rebecca gayheart, that's your son."
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"(all laughing)"
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"Hey, lester, give me a hot sausage."
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"(chuckles)"
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"That is what she didn't say"
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"When she was with your son."
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"(all laughing)"
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"Okay, okay. I got one."
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