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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb (S01E01)

""oh, no, my wiener fell off and broke."
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"I don't need it.""
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"(laughing)"
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"I'm not that broken sausage."
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"(sniffling)"
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"Don't cry, junior."
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"I want to lose my virginity so my daddy will love me."
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"Listen, my dad goes to this place."
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"Sometimes he has me wait in the car,"
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"I'm telling you,"
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"It was like a live internet."
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"Will they take my virginity?"
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"For $35, they'll take anything"
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"And give you herpes."
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"My dad loves herpes!"
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"(snoring)"
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"(exhaling squeakily)"
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"(snoring)"
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"I hope I'm her first, too."
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"Hey, fellas."
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"Deviled egg, anyone?"
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"You want to marinate 'em in your folds or eat 'em as is?"
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"I can't get out there."
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"Somebody done stole my rascal."
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"Probably some bla--"
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"I'll come and help you."
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"Hey, I brought these eggs for junior."
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"Where is he? He said he was coming over here."
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"I haven't seen him."
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"The rascal's gone."
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"And the money's missing from the whore jar."
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"I bet ernie took it."
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"Ernie! Where the hell are you?"
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"(snaps fingers) wait a minute."
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"If cleveland junior's not here and ernie's not here,"
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"And the rascal's gone..."
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"And money designated"
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"Specifically for prostitutes is missing..."
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"Then cleveland jr. Must have overhead us making fun of him."
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"And take the money to the whorehouse"
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"To lose their virginities and regain your respect."
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"She's right."
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"Good job, mystery bunch."
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"Portal!"
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"Yep. That's my kendra."
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"Hey, velvet. Hey, mabel."
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"Hey, xianhanxinganwa."
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"You whores seen a couple of kids snooping around here?"
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"Are you looking for the guy that's about this wide,"
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"Oh, he up with one-arm mavis."
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"Oh. Well, he's in good hand."
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"Oh, no. Not two-virgine marlene."
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"He's got a 50-50 chance of getting gonorrhea."
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"Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish."
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"How many pieces do you... Dad!"
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"Junior! Ugh!"
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"Come on. We're getting out of here."
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"So you won't be ashamed of me anymore."
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"I'm not ashamed of you."
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"Well, I was, but that wasn't right. I see that now."
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"Oh, junior, this isn't how I wanted you"
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"To experience your first time."
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"I thought maybe it'd be in the back of your car,"
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"Or behind the bleachers, or in the woods on a pile of leaves"
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"With a blanket tossed on top,"
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"With a girl who has to get up every few minutes to throw up."
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"The point is, it should be a beautiful thing,"
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"And it will be-- when you're ready."
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"So, you're not ashamed of me?"
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"No."
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"Cleveland jr., will you do me the honor"
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"Real?"
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"For 40 bucks."
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"You know what?"
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"Aside from the fact that I'm a happily married man"
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"And that this is my son,"
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"There's no way that he and I could do that"
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"Without crossing drumsticks."
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"So, thank you, ma'am, but no thanks."
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"(inspirational song playing)"
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"(song ends, applause)"
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"Well, aren't we a regular fred astaire"
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"And fred astaire, jr.?"
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"Thanks, dad. I'll get us some purity punch."
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"Where did you learn to dance so well?"
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"You looked great out there."
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"(giggling) excuse me."
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"Back off."
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"You know I think it's sweet"
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"That you gave your virginity to your dad."
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"I saw a lady with two virgines yesterday."
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"I like you."
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"Oh, hey."
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"Dad, guess what?"
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"I just got kissed on the lips."
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"It was that girl right there."
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"Maybe I should stay in charge"
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"Of my virginity after all."
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"Say, when did you lose your virginity, dad?"
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"When I was nine."
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"* and I am proud to be *"
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"George: Thank you!"
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"It's time for the kiss cam,"
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"Oh, the pageantry!"
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"And the best part is, the reverend says"
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"Isn't that why you took us"
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"Put your arms down, fool."
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"But I'll kick your ass if you do that again."
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"Lester and I will take it from here."
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"(upbeat, catchy song plays)"
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"(coughing)"
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"Oh, it was bad."
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"Because the other one might have blood in it."
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"I'm out."
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"* b-I-g c-l-e-v-e *"
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"They end up having some pretty neat hobbies."
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"(growls)"
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"I'll be right in."
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"So I ask who here will be saved"
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"My dad thinks I look hot. Do you?"
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