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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Frat Aliens (S02E02)

"Either way, I don't care."
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"- It's cool. We're all good. - Hell, yeah."
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"- Hey, buddy. - You were home the whole time?"
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"He don't ever leave the house. He's one of them shut-offs."
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"- No, Meatwad, don't! - What?"
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"But don't worry. I'm not gonna tell anybody how cheap you are."
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"- Ever again. - Damn, that thing is bright."
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"It better be bright. The dude guaranteed me you can see it from space."
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"Suck on that, padre. You messed with the wrong frat."
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"- No, we traded turns, remember? - No."
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"Carl, if you wouldn't mind..."
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"Hang on, let me think."
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"Typically, that means you're somehow connected."
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"So then you don't mind if I talk to her?"
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"My dad's totally rich. We own this dealership. What sorority are you in?"
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"and holding his muscles 'cause his arms are wrapped around you..."
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"and just live there forever?"
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"Dude and the "P," come on. I got the munchies."
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"- Hang on. What's your name, babe? - I'm Shake."
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"- Come here. - What you doing? Don't kiss me!"
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"Lap it up, ass head, or you're never getting in."
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"Dude, forget it. She was sporting some major LB's."
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"It's like a moped. Fun to ride until your friends see you."
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"Stop doing that. Don't knock on this window."
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"How about we have a panty raid?"
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"Is he still out there?"
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"I ain't gonna find out. That old boy tried to kiss me."
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"I ain't no bi-curious. I'm a man's man."
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"- What? - Wake up, frat boy."
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"It's 1:00 p. m."
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"- Did William Holden come to the party? - No."
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"- You got Holden Caulfield in there? - No, we don't do that here."
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"You stuck it in that laser because you thought it was some girl's breast."
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"- Are you serious? - Yeah, I am."
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"- Did I feel her up, dude? - It was a laser."
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"Yo, D.P., this GDI wants to know what I'm doing."
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"- This is your ID? - What are you, a cop?"
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"Okay, then what's your real name?"
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"- Or Big D.P. - Dude's a player!"
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"Because you're my dude, pal!"
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"- Your buddy here is giving me a rash. - He usually doesn't drink this much."
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"- I out party you. - Shake, will you sit down?"
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"Dude. And I almost said "throw up," but I didn't."
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"- This is beer number two for him, right? - I hold boobs all day, too."
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"Okay, that's enough. AII I need is his name."
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"- I feel floaty. - We're connecting with the satellite now."
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"Wait till you see this. This is so awesome."
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"Had to do it on the inside or my dad would kill me."
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"Call me Skeeter. You're blowing my rep, lady. In the house."
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"I have your frat brother here, and he needs to be picked up now."
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"- Is that a problem, or... - Well, it's like..."
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"You're cool, right?"
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"Maybe, you know, sort of, like..."
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"I'll work at my dad's dealership. My dad owns this dealership."
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"You don't. I'll just strap you to the nose cone."
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"Convertible. Awesome. Wait, hang on."
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"Did you see a little naked dude out in the street anywhere?"
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"- When he wakes up, make him drink. - D.P., where are you going?"
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"That's a sweet ride."
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"I thought you said you don't like to eat..."
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"- crazy. - This makes me really crazy!"
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"Give me some fries, boy."
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"Unless this is Mom, in which case, Happy Mother's Day."
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"I just happened to check the pH levels in your pool..."
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"and they are incredibly high. Not good."
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"Fix it or I'm getting a lawyer. Okay, bye."
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"- It's a shut-up. - Yeah, it's a shut-up."
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"I never thought you'd screen with me."
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"I was just lighting the grill, waiting for you guys to come over..."
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"- You're acting strange. - No, I'm not."
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"- Yes, you are. - Come on. Race over here."
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"- Last one in is a rotten egg. - Shake's a rotten egg!"
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"- Keep coming. You're so close. - Yeah, come on."
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"- Okay. - No, Meatwad, stop!"
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"Carl, top shelf."
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"Not the high-end model, but it works for you and your income bracket."
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"Yeah, come closer, Shake man. You won't tell anybody anything."
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"D.P., that dude totally cut you off, man. Flip him some birdage, bigtime!"
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"- He knows. Yeah, you! - There's no one in there, dude."
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"- Well, my dad totally owns a dealership. - What's that over there?"
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"- Sweet. Floor it, dude. - What do you think I've been doing?"
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"I thought we was gonna take turns on this."
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"How come I'm still in the hole and you're still..."
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"Is that The Jeffersons?"
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"- and a turn to be named later. - I'll tell you this."
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"could you please turn your security grid the... off..."
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"No."
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"Are you begging me instead..."
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"Do you know who his dad is? He's totally rich."
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"He will totally hook you up, dude. We're drunk."
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"I've never seen them before in my life."
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"Her? Yeah, knock yourself out. She's a regular ho bag."
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"What's up, little lady?"
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"- She burned you, dude! - So you couldn't get into a sorority?"
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"- I'm a man, all right? - This is beat. Total sausage party."
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"What else is open, besides your mouth when you're kissing on some gay dude..."
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"But, God, you just want to bury yourself in his chest..."
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"You want to take me to your dorm room for a drink or something?"
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"- It's cool. I got rubbers. What? - No, get away!"
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"I said, drink all of it, ass head!"
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"- Okay, good. Throw on up there and then... - Cool. See you tomorrow."
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"You know what that means, don't you?"
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"Somebody's a little bi-curious."
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"Not anymore. I've planted the seed of doubt!"
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"You don't say that. I'm a man!"
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"And if y'all need me, I'm gonna be in the garage."
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"- Where's my chewing tobacco? - Just like a woman."
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"I hate to do this, but I'm gonna have to ask you to get off my lawn."
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"- Wake and bake, dude. Are you Holden? - No."
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"- What is this? - This is New Jersey."
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"- Planet Earth? - Yeah, where's my bro?"
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"- He left you here. - How did my probe..."
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"- Man, look at my probe. - Yeah, I know."
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"- The party probe. - Brother."
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"Okay, it's time for you to go."
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"Seriously? You don't want to play hacky sack?"
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"- No, I don't. - D.P. What's up?"
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"You were so wasted last night. It was sick."
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"- You know it, bro. - Here you go, dude."
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"- Breakfast of champions. - Sweet. Want to shotgun?"
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