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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Kidnaps Gretchen! (S02E02)

but there's no need for a revenge killing.

"but there's no need for a revenge killing."

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No, no, no, it's just a date.

"No, no, no, it's just a date."

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We're going on a date tonight.

"We're going on a date tonight."

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cat collector.

"cat collector."

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Mets fan,

"Mets fan,"

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Kim-estic worker,

"Kim-estic worker,"

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Now where are we gonna store this oven door?

"Now where are we gonna store this oven door?"

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In the oven.

"In the oven."

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Or are there no doors?

"Or are there no doors?"

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Those guys are so freaking gay!

"Those guys are so freaking gay!"

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do you most identify with?

"do you most identify with?"

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Now walk a little for me.

"Now walk a little for me."

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Hey, thanks for all the help.

"Hey, thanks for all the help."

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Ah, come on.

"Ah, come on."

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they got things like...

"they got things like..."

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It's real important.

"It's real important."

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Welcome to Innerwaves,

"Welcome to Innerwaves,"

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Today thousands of spiritual voyagers

"Today thousands of spiritual voyagers"

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who are actually lizard people or lotion people.

"who are actually lizard people or lotion people."

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Now Innerwaves sets sail

"Now Innerwaves sets sail"

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Without the founder, I'd be lost.

"Without the founder, I'd be lost."

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Thanks to Cosmetology, my life has purpose,

"Thanks to Cosmetology, my life has purpose,"

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How could she do this?

"How could she do this?"

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Keep watching.

"Keep watching."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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You're already figuring out how to get rid of him?

"You're already figuring out how to get rid of him?"

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You know how I roll.

"You know how I roll."

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Well, I don't want to do your dirty work, Titus.

"Well, I don't want to do your dirty work, Titus."

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that bridge-and-tunnel tadpole.

"that bridge-and-tunnel tadpole."

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I'm just one man.

"I'm just one man."

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You're the boss, sign.

"You're the boss, sign."

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Kimmy?

"Kimmy?"

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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And your breath is much better.

"And your breath is much better."

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The boat's halfway to Mercury by now.

"The boat's halfway to Mercury by now."

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first I got a job at the Apple Store.

"first I got a job at the Apple Store."

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You know who loves that place?

"You know who loves that place?"

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It was white and clean, and we all dressed the same.

"It was white and clean, and we all dressed the same."

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Oh, definitely.

"Oh, definitely."

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The reverend was a psycho liar who claimed he came up

"The reverend was a psycho liar who claimed he came up"

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believe in yourself.

"believe in yourself."

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And I'll prove it to you.

"And I'll prove it to you."

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We're gonna have a Choose Your Own Adventure.

"We're gonna have a Choose Your Own Adventure."

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Come on up, Jay.

"Come on up, Jay."

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This is a total sausage fest.

"This is a total sausage fest."

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I've been reading up on the lifestyle,

"I've been reading up on the lifestyle,"

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Well, I think I might be a otter,

"Well, I think I might be a otter,"

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Oh, yeah, I can do that. I'm in construction.

"Oh, yeah, I can do that. I'm in construction."

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If you let us in, he'll fix the trapeze,

"If you let us in, he'll fix the trapeze,"

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and we all want the trapeze back.

"and we all want the trapeze back."

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You're in charge.

"You're in charge."

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great!

"great!"

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Don't think! What do you want?

"Don't think! What do you want?"

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What do you want?

"What do you want?"

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Now what?

"Now what?"

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that once lived in a drug dealer's house?

"that once lived in a drug dealer's house?"

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No, he didn't.

"No, he didn't."

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That's your decision, and I support you.

"That's your decision, and I support you."

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All you.

"All you."

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Oh, that sounds harmless.

"Oh, that sounds harmless."

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Did I just watch you do drugs with a junkyard Elmo?

"Did I just watch you do drugs with a junkyard Elmo?"

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Let's go to Red Hook with these morpets

"Let's go to Red Hook with these morpets"

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Oh, no!

"Oh, no!"

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Should we make like Queen Elizabeth and dub this a night?

"Should we make like Queen Elizabeth and dub this a night?"

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Hey, hey, this is not meat from rodeo.

"Hey, hey, this is not meat from rodeo."

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It's all just fur and sweaters and hair and fur and hair.

"It's all just fur and sweaters and hair and fur and hair."

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I just...

"I just..."

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Hey, did you ever see The Lion King?

"Hey, did you ever see The Lion King?"

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play, T-shirt, and sleeping bag ever.

"play, T-shirt, and sleeping bag ever."

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I'm seeing something special here.

"I'm seeing something special here."

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caring for one another,

"caring for one another,"

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I am sleek and graceful.

"I am sleek and graceful."

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And I once went to a Halloween party

"And I once went to a Halloween party"

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Morning, honkey.

"Morning, honkey."

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Whoa.

"Whoa."

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One, two, three.

"One, two, three."

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to these senseless shorty fires burning on the dance floor?

"to these senseless shorty fires burning on the dance floor?"

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It's all very confusing,

"It's all very confusing,"

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I heard your door open at 2:00 in the morning.

"I heard your door open at 2:00 in the morning."

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I knew this one was different.

"I knew this one was different."

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I've watched the parade of men in and out of your door

"I've watched the parade of men in and out of your door"

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Well, you should thank me. Most people pay good money for parades.

"Well, you should thank me. Most people pay good money for parades."

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some really important stuff.

"some really important stuff."

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A Dutch passport.

"A Dutch passport."

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Titus...

"Titus..."

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you can't hide in there forever.

"you can't hide in there forever."

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It's Mikey.

"It's Mikey."

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Mikey who?

"Mikey who?"

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That kid from the cereal commercial?

"That kid from the cereal commercial?"

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I hate brunch.

"I hate brunch."

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Lion King Mikey.

"Lion King Mikey."

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to use the bathroom?

"to use the bathroom?"

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When in Rome.

"When in Rome."

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Lil' Lisa was right about you.

"Lil' Lisa was right about you."

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Oh, my gosh.

"Oh, my gosh."

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Pepsi Cola flip.

"Pepsi Cola flip."

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Yes, Gretchen.

"Yes, Gretchen."

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And now Little Caesar's pizza pizza pizza side aerial.

"And now Little Caesar's pizza pizza pizza side aerial."

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Now never have period, huh?

"Now never have period, huh?"

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Go make babies!

"Go make babies!"

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So you've never made your own choices?

"So you've never made your own choices?"

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I'll just hitchhike to Mesa, Arizona,

"I'll just hitchhike to Mesa, Arizona,"

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and find the Founder at the comedy club he manages.

"and find the Founder at the comedy club he manages."

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There are those of us who lead and those who follow.

"There are those of us who lead and those who follow."

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and also sell their hair.

"and also sell their hair."

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Go on.

"Go on."

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had this, like, chemical attraction.

"had this, like, chemical attraction."

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if you know what I mean.

"if you know what I mean."

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I know, right now, he's cocoon goo,

"I know, right now, he's cocoon goo,"

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I got my own stuff to deal with.

"I got my own stuff to deal with."

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Bye, Mikey.

"Bye, Mikey."

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Let me just get one last taste of that hot ass.

"Let me just get one last taste of that hot ass."

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Don't give them your shirt.

"Don't give them your shirt."

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You're not going back to Cosmetology.

"You're not going back to Cosmetology."

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But I can't live in the real world.

"But I can't live in the real world."

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I know, but I found a different cult,

"I know, but I found a different cult,"

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one that's perfect for you.

"one that's perfect for you."

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Shut up and let me hear the leader.

"Shut up and let me hear the leader."

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The sheeps must follow.

"The sheeps must follow."

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Dumb sheeps.

"Dumb sheeps."

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