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Clips from NewsRadio - Halloween (S03E03)

"wealth."
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"It'll begin very soon."
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"because I was just pre-approved for a new credit card."
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"Do-- Oh, please, please! Do Matthew. It's amazing."
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"Aw, you're a cat person, aren't you?"
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"Such a cat person."
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"Uh...they're cute, silly names."
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"Oh, no, that-- No. I'm sorry."
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"Matthew, you're just not receptive to this woman's gifts."
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"Observe, skeptics."
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"You just might learn something."
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"All right, sweet spirit..."
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"Hm...all right."
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"Ah...on March 8th...2032,"
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"at 4:20 p.m., you will die."
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"You see?"
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"Come again?"
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"March 8th, 2032, at 4:20 p.m."
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"That's when you'll die."
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"No, I mean die as in death."
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"Pretty specific, huh?"
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"Ha!"
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"Wow."
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"Wow. Wow."
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"He thinks that we're too cool for school."
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"Maybe so, Joe, maybe so."
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"Right, Dave?"
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"The point is, we deserve to go to this stupid party,"
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"and if that means putting on a dumb costume and dressing up,"
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"you're missing the point of Halloween."
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"LISA: Which is what? Sitting in the corner,"
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"making fun of all the dorks wearing costumes."
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"In high school we all liked sitting at the cool table"
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"in the cafeteria, right?"
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"That's right. Yeah."
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"Everybody here got to sit at the cool table?"
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"But now it's time to move beyond cool."
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"Beyond cool."
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"Who's the coolest person in the office?"
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"Mm-hm? You know you're cool"
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"Yeah. And isn't coolness something"
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"that comes from the inside,"
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"regardless of what's going on outside?"
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"Again, yeah. Okay."
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"You're so cool, you're not afraid to put on a costume--"
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"Thank you."
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"So that means you'd be willing to put on a costume--"
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"Okay, let me ask you another question:"
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"who's the most uptight person in the office?"
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"But tonight, Mr. Uptight here is gonna out-cool you all."
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"Tonight, Dave is going to put on the stupidest,"
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"most outrageous, dorkiest costume you have ever seen,"
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"because he is so cool, he doesn't care"
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"if anybody thinks he's a dork."
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"[MURMURS OF APPROVAL] LISA: Yeah."
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"Now, are you gonna let King Dork outdo you?"
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"Let's go get some costumes. Let's do it."
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"We did it."
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"Not gonna rush out and get a costume, Bill?"
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"No, I didn't hear. What's wrong?"
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"36 years to live."
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"The psychic said I'm gonna die one week after my 82nd birthday."
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"Well, if there's anything I can do"
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"Could you get me a cup of coffee?"
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"Is that a fact? Yes."
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"ALL: Dorks! Dorks! Dorks! Uh-huh."
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"but, uh, good job."
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"Well, it was-- It was Lisa, mainly."
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"to wear the most outrageous costume in recorded history,"
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"I mean, i-if that's not leadership by example,"
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"Yeah!"
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"It's gonna be wild!"
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"Totally outrageous, yeah."
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"Goddamn!"
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"Uh, guys. Guys. Guys?"
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"Dorks... Dorks, dorks,"
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"JIMMY: Hey!"
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"Okay, let me-- Let me guess."
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"Uh, alien autopsy coroner."
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"Uh...little devil."
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"Gay construction worker."
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"So-- So, what are you, Jimmy?"
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"Huh, me? Oh, I'm-- I'm one of those dead guys"
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"Great. Hey, where's-- Where's Dave?"
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"Oh, come on-- Where's his leadership by example"
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"I was talking about, Lisa?"
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"DAVE: Oh, so am I."
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"Go ahead, have a good laugh."
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"You're wearing my dress."
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"Yes."
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"If you ever wanna work parties,"
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"I know a guy who could hook you up."
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"Thanks, no."
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"He's wearing my dress."
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"I never realized you had such long, slender legs."
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"Okay, let's go in, everybody."
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"was a load of crap, huh?"
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"Nope, I've just come to accept my imminent death."
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"And to be honest,"
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"Really? Yes, she's wonderful."
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"that there's a lot more to life than fear."
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"Oh, wow. Could we meet her? But of course."
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"Everyone...meet Dorothy."
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"I am wearing your dress."
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"We have established the fact that I am wearing your dress."
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"You're wearing my dress."
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"Well, I--"
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"I'm a guy."
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"I'm a mime."
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"It's how much life you have in you."
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"I've got a rod in my hip that acts up."
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"[CHUCKLING] Oh, nonsense."
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"Maestro, if you please!"
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"How old is she, anyway?"
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"Rough estimate."
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"Really, really old."
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"Bill, she's old enough to be your grandmother."
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"Look, would you wait up?"
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"All right."
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