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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"that guy you never heard of, Len Trexler?"
Archer (2009)
"How can I? I've never heard of him."
Archer (2009)
"You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the ass"
Archer (2009)
"Ah, Ah, it's your loss!"
Archer (2009)
"Don't you dare! At the very least, I insist on a"
Archer (2009)
"Just once, why can't you take..."
Archer (2009)
"- just once? - Ow! I was serious"
Archer (2009)
"- How did you...? - This house is"
Archer (2009)
"and I'm pretty sure I smelled a skeleton."
Archer (2009)
"No, you definitely smelled a skeleton."
Archer (2009)
"...is getting eaten by Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"It just kind of spun by itself!"
Archer (2009)
"- Archer? - Got it."
Archer (2009)
"As you can see, there's nothing illegal going on."
Archer (2009)
"watching you... like a hawk that's been bred with an eagle"
Archer (2009)
"badge."
Archer (2009)
"I want to say "both," but I also don't want you to stop my heart"
Archer (2009)
"- Yes, he is, widdle, little baby! - Wait. The brain chip"
Archer (2009)
"- small. - Said Ripley to the..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, I actually only have one brain chip, so... who's our"
Archer (2009)
"- Flip a coin? - No."
Archer (2009)
"And, yeah, he's a weirdo, but I think Agent"
Archer (2009)
"even Southeast Asia, or... Hey, where's Ron?"
Archer (2009)
"- Never heard of him. - Um..."
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"But maybe we should try to sell out to an"
Archer (2009)
"international cartel. But let me be clear."
Archer (2009)
"You won't be gallivanting around under the pretense of work just"
Archer (2009)
"- Ha! - Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"You shut up! And Krieger?"
Archer (2009)
"Now we just have to see if t were any adverse side effects."
Archer (2009)
"Nah, Cheryl's gone."
Archer (2009)
"goddamn eggs and some Carolina fries, I would personally be"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, I'm definitely a doctor, so... no, I think we're good."
Archer (2009)
"And so, if I could direct your attention to these"
Archer (2009)
"- Wow, really? - Yup."
Archer (2009)
"So, as you can see, we are already down to 125"
Archer (2009)
"Forget pounds! We're doing kilos!"
Archer (2009)
"It is. In the cage in the pantry."
Archer (2009)
"This is Pam we're talking about, the poster child for addictive"
Archer (2009)
"or whatever and suddenly... Grandpa."
Archer (2009)
"Pam, honey, just calm"
Archer (2009)
"- Krieger! - Yeah, I'm on it."
Archer (2009)
"What?! God shit damn it, Archer, what?!"
Archer (2009)
"She'll die if she doesn't quit eating cocaine."
Archer (2009)
"- Why is the FBI here? - Did he show you a warrant?"
Archer (2009)
"- without a warrant. - He..."
Archer (2009)
"- If... - Plus it's daytime."
Archer (2009)
"- Cocaine? - Nope."
Archer (2009)
"- idea? - I do not."
Archer (2009)
"- That's a thing?! - How do you not know"
Archer (2009)
"the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing and a sock!"
Archer (2009)
"- up with you? - I could"
Archer (2009)
"Well, yeah,"
Archer (2009)
"torturing a woman? Hang on, ma'am!"
Archer (2009)
"Said Ripley to the android Bishop."
Archer (2009)
"- much happier he'll be now. Or-- and I'm just"
Archer (2009)
"immunity, testify against them, then you and I go into witness"
Archer (2009)
"- What the shit, Archer?! - Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"Well, in case you'd forgotten, I have an unborn"
Archer (2009)
"- child to think about! - Jesus Christ, Lana,"
Archer (2009)
"France, Lana. Oui, maintenant je sais!"
Archer (2009)
"- chance. But-but, Archer, I..."
Archer (2009)
"Obstructing... a federal agent... is a felony..."
Archer (2009)
"punishable... Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"matter of my putting the deed to my apartment in your name."
Archer (2009)
"bonded courier! Ron?!"
Archer (2009)
"Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- Ow! - ...anything seriously"
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"- I inhaled skeleton! - Because now the coke..."
Archer (2009)
"Jesus Christ, have you people never even heard of"
Archer (2009)
"- get set up in the drug trade. - Well,"
Archer (2009)
"Who's da widdle baby? Who's da widdle baby?"
Archer (2009)
"Cobra whiskey and ladyboys. I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"Yup, yup, yup."
Archer (2009)
"Change the word "cocaine" to "Cookie Puss" and that's how her"
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"cocaine?"
Archer (2009)
"I just need to be sure you're not being held here"
Archer (2009)
"It is absolutely a thing, and do you just not have"
Archer (2009)
"start in the race to freedom giving that swell guy Archer a"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, crap."
Archer (2009)
"Mexico, Colombia, the Orient. I bet it wouldn't be too hard to"
Archer (2009)
"- Agent Holly. - Good, because I'll be"
Archer (2009)
"What?! Come on, that's..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. And little kids eat it?"
Archer (2009)
"- Right? - We're not killing Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"- Wait, what? - Jesus. Oh, come on in."
Archer (2009)
"- with him... - Goutmumps."
Archer (2009)
"- elegant solution. - Krieger."
Archer (2009)
"And, wait, how much is that in pounds?"
Archer (2009)
"Then how did she get it?"
Archer (2009)
"- stage fright? - No way!"
Archer (2009)
"- Gout. - Mumps."
Archer (2009)
"- quite interesting... - What... about... the"
Archer (2009)
"Quick, make the wall spin around again!"
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, get away from the door!"
Archer (2009)
"Mmm, I didn't know it was that good."
Archer (2009)
"It's for your own good, dear."
Archer (2009)
"I'd also waste five precious minutes of my head"
Archer (2009)
"- tit bondage porn. - That's a thing?"
Archer (2009)
"No one here was shot by the Yakuza?"
Archer (2009)
"spitballin' here-- I find Holly first, show him the coke, get"
Archer (2009)
"You know, as in inches? Jesus, .3048 meters."
Archer (2009)
"Well, unless you invite him in."
Archer (2009)
"- ask? - I promise you no one is"
Archer (2009)
"They don't make babies grow up in prison, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"- out of, mithril? - Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my"
Archer (2009)
"I learned it by watching you."
Archer (2009)
"can inject it right through the temple."
Archer (2009)
"- Hmm? Oh! - Goddamn it!"
Archer (2009)
"I probably wasn't going to anyway."
Archer (2009)
"because this nearly microscopic, wittle-bitty guy is my new and"
Archer (2009)
"Len Trexler..."
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"Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"stupid. And so, wait."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, goddamn it! That can't be a thing!"
Archer (2009)
"to decide if we want regular lame Cheryl and a Pam who's not"
Archer (2009)
"What?! No, I can't! And you can't make me!"
Archer (2009)
"- killing her. - Oh."
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