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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"Yeah, plus skeletons?"
Archer (2009)
"So, just so we're clear, you want us to"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, rim job."
Archer (2009)
"rotator cuff. Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Hunting women to force them to have surgery against their will."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, well enough to know you're down here wondering"
Archer (2009)
"I know. I was kidding, stupid."
Archer (2009)
"- Like drugs. - Hmm?"
Archer (2009)
"Agent Holly is the prime target, but..."
Archer (2009)
"who can forget? It's baby this, baby that."
Archer (2009)
"to reboot the CPU in Ray's spine so he can walk again."
Archer (2009)
"- you'd be surp... Oh! - We're not drug dealers,"
Archer (2009)
"Do you hear me?! Open this door!"
Archer (2009)
"- back around. Archer... - Why do I have to go"
Archer (2009)
"you. Blow me!"
Archer (2009)
"She's going and that's final, and..."
Archer (2009)
"- minutes late... - No, sir."
Archer (2009)
"of "plain view," anything illegal-- say, a truckload of"
Archer (2009)
"- Good morning. - No, sir, good day."
Archer (2009)
"- What was wrong with "phrasing"?! - Nothing!"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Krieger, Cyril, get in there, and we'll spin you"
Archer (2009)
"Be that as it may, why are you here?"
Archer (2009)
"- Wait, they're not? - No... they... are..."
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"- having their shit together. - Anyway, as you can"
Archer (2009)
"the planet except for us, Liberia and Burma."
Archer (2009)
"Give me that!"
Archer (2009)
"- go right to the cops! - What?!"
Archer (2009)
"And, sir, I'm afraid your breakfast will be four minutes late."
Archer (2009)
"- So, what do you suggest we do? - We throw her"
Archer (2009)
"- cocaine cake?! - Oh, please."
Archer (2009)
"- Noop! - But you could be"
Archer (2009)
"- lettuce! - Now, you listen to"
Archer (2009)
"But it's exactly what you deserve."
Archer (2009)
"From the FBI."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, dummy, we had a ton of cocaine."
Archer (2009)
"Case law regarding search-and-seizure is actually"
Archer (2009)
"What is it with you people making tit bondage"
Archer (2009)
"- Tittenfreude, huh? - Ooh, ja."
Archer (2009)
"Or you could pose him with Woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"- Cheryl's singing career? - Maybe you."
Archer (2009)
"How could we not?"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit, yogurt is amazing! Why have I never tried yogurt?!"
Archer (2009)
"hypertension, preeclampsia, Braxton-Hicks contractions,"
Archer (2009)
"which I think may have just happened to said agent's-- ow!--"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Are we not saying"
Archer (2009)
"I'm going to the kitchen to make sure he doesn't"
Archer (2009)
"This is the FBI!"
Archer (2009)
""phrasing" anymore? Which, that's fine, whatever,"
Archer (2009)
"leaving? They can't compel a husband and"
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, do you think a chip could cure someone of"
Archer (2009)
"- Scooby-Doo? - Oh, come on!"
Archer (2009)
"gonna overdose on cocaine and die, or potentially famous"
Archer (2009)
"- international connections. - So, I'm thinking I"
Archer (2009)
"protection and spend the rest of our miserable lives on the run,"
Archer (2009)
"- No, I... - Uh, edema,"
Archer (2009)
"Turns out it's actually not the best."
Archer (2009)
"- Yes. - Between the FBI and a"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, cut it... Ow! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"me. What the...?"
Archer (2009)
"And what is that"
Archer (2009)
"I trust the brain-chip implant was a success?"
Archer (2009)
"visual aids... you will see that from our"
Archer (2009)
"- No, I meant pounds... - Sterling!"
Archer (2009)
"- not... cocks! - Okay! Jesus, you people."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, Ron, next time, get shot in the head."
Archer (2009)
"- is all your fault? - My fault?"
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"I think she's in a pretty good place."
Archer (2009)
"- How long would that take? - I don't know."
Archer (2009)
"a party. With an enormous cake!"
Archer (2009)
"So what's all this about a solution?"
Archer (2009)
"there are secret passages everywhere."
Archer (2009)
"Who the hell is Len Trexler?"
Archer (2009)
"and then you're going on the Grand Old Opera, and I don't"
Archer (2009)
"Somebody do something!"
Archer (2009)
"- Um, never mind. - Archer, I s..."
Archer (2009)
"But lunch is still a firm twelve."
Archer (2009)
"Eh?"
Archer (2009)
"exigent circumstances, like providing emergency assistance"
Archer (2009)
"Then what's his problem?"
Archer (2009)
"- Goutmumps? - Progeria!"
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"...admissible as evidence but only if he sees"
Archer (2009)
"- the different kinds of porn? - Because I have sex"
Archer (2009)
"I'm a federal agent, and I'm coming!"
Archer (2009)
"- upstairs... - Hang on."
Archer (2009)
"- waiting for?! - Yeah, but think how"
Archer (2009)
"So if I were you, I'd run out that door while I still had a"
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"- again. - I can't."
Archer (2009)
"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- ton of cocaine. - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"about that rim jo... Ow! Seriously, please stop hitting"
Archer (2009)
"to produce some sort of... eagle-eyed superhawk... with a"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, let it go. Jesus."
Archer (2009)
"It's good because it's cocaine!"
Archer (2009)
"kilos of cocaine, which was worth about $6 million, so..."
Archer (2009)
"How have you never tried yogurt?"
Archer (2009)
"- tranquilize a federal agent. - Do you have a better"
Archer (2009)
"if witness protection ever sends people to the Virgin Islands."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, I swear to God, if you tell me lunch is four"
Archer (2009)
"to an occupant, say, if they heard someone screaming..."
Archer (2009)
"God. That's so freakin' unsafe."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling, shut up. Cyril, continue."
Archer (2009)
"- Couple of weeks? - Try couple of never."
Archer (2009)
"And who's gonna die if you don't get rich managing"
Archer (2009)
"walk, and now I can't, and ain't nobody loves ol' Ray no more."
Archer (2009)
"Right? This place is like a Habitrail--"
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"- Open this door! - Well, not now..."
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