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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"Holly's right. We do have a lot of"
Archer (2009)
"should take a trip down old Mexico way, maybe Colombia, or"
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"to visit the fleshpots of the world."
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"- This isn't ISIS. - No, I..."
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"And it definitely isn't your semester abroad."
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"Hey, I don't think we need to go into all the..."
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"I think. I mean, it's in there, and she's alive."
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"Uh... Cheryl?"
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"I'm Cherlene now. And if somebody don't fry me six"
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"shocked-- shocked, I tell you-- if by mornin' this place ain't"
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"burnt to the ground."
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"And I'm not a doctor, but..."
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"initial supply of 1,000 kilos of cocaine, we..."
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"Next time, remind me to get shot in the head."
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"Exactly. As in Doctor Who money."
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"How do you stand there and crack wise when this"
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"I only lost 44.092 pounds of it, mother."
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"It's Pam's fault we had to give the Yakuza 100 kilos."
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"And this other five-- spoiler alert-- she ate!"
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"That is it! You're going to rehab."
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"Yeah, is that even necessary?"
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"Oh, yeah?! Just try..."
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"Only thing for a grass, mum."
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"What are you doing? Come on. Tighter."
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"Oh, for the... That's tight enough-- we're not making"
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"You know how strong she is. Might as well be green and"
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"Hey, yeah, sweat it out, like Popeye Doyle."
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"personality. What is wrong with you?"
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"Cyril, can we spare another five pounds of cocaine?"
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"- Malory! - 2.27 kilograms, then!"
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"Who are you, Thomas Corwin Mendenhall?"
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"- Make some more noise. - Just 'cause"
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"- now you're the fat one? - Um, I said we were not"
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"Well, if she won't go to rehab and you won't let her"
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"obituary was going to read anyway."
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"- What the... - I may have a simply"
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"I think that's why the colored maids never felt"
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"safe. They'd be polishing a spittoon"
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"Aha! Yes. And what is on my finger, you"
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"- asking that. - Well, they should"
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"- improved mind control chip. - Improved?"
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"- Never heard of him. - It's way improved,"
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"bus station toilet. But for cocaine."
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"me, missy. You are getting a brain chip,"
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"care if it kills you be..."
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"down!"
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"- Nobody do anything! - Lana..."
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"This is only somewhat like that old Gypsy"
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"- woman said...! - Lana."
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"The last thing you need right now is a big,"
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"And, Krieger, I hope you have a lot more where this came from"
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"- because... - Super."
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"Firm twelve."
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"Hi. Welcome to Nazi Canada!"
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"Then tell him to go piss off-- he can't come inside"
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"If invited in, law enforcement can enter your home"
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"without a warrant. Once inside, under the doctrine"
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"cocaine in the kitchen-- can be lawfully seized as evidence."
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"They can also enter a private residence under any number of"
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"I insist that you leave immediately, as you have entered"
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"- in here, Yoda's dad? - I invited him in."
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"- Woodhouse! - And once you do that,"
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"you know, we are in. Not unlike vampires."
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"Well, I can assure you..."
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"- Shootout? - Noop."
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"Well, I think we'd remember that."
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"- Vasectomy. - Piles."
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"- He's just a little boy. - But whatever is wrong"
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"plain view would lead a reasonable person to suspect"
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"- it. - So we have to"
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"keep him out of the kitchen. All right, fan out!"
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"pose him with Gillette-- whose fault this is!-- make some"
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"- glossy 8x10s... - I'll do it!"
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"- I have a camera! Dibs! - And then I doubt"
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"we'll be hearing from Agent Holly in the future."
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"with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts"
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"Tell that to your cellmate!"
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"- literally? - Seriously, dude, what is"
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"you're disgusting. But, you, I am totally digging"
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"this whole Queen Kong vibe."
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"My God, are they..."
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"- By God, I am coming! - Okay, you three head"
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"Wait, hang on. Um... Goddamn it!"
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"I'm fine. Just get out, leave me alone!"
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"against your... That is a federal offense!"
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"What? A reboot-- that's all it takes?!"
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"for months. What the hell have you been"
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"Does the baby grow up in prison, or...?"
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"Oh. Hello, old friend."
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"Aw, Baby Archer, who's a jeawous baby?"
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"GERD?! Lana, do you have GERD?!"
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"How do you know about"
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"the various possible complications of pregnancy?"
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"- Archer? - Maybe I looked it up."
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"- Why? - I was concerned about"
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"Just making sure you're not into preggo porn."
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"- the Internet, or...? - I have Minitel, okay?"
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"Okay, um, thanks for your concern, and I don't know"
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"- Yeah, right? - They take them away"
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"the minute they're born and send them to an orphanage."
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"No, not the minute they're..."
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"They don't even dry them off!"
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"combination good-bye/thank-you blow job."
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"What do you care? You're never gonna see him"
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"...by up to 20 years imprisonment, if said"
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"- 20 years?! - Lana, look at all"
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"that coke! 20 years is just gonna be the"
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"- is the one obstructing. - Archer!"
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"It costs, like, two grand a day just to keep them alive."
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"- I'm talking about us! - Hmm. I don't know."
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"A hundred bucks? Depends who you ask, Lana."
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"So, can I assume you have a plan?"
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"Yes. I mean, I don't, but you can"
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"assu... Ow! Ow!"
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"- I'm coming! - Said Ripley to... Ow!"
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"- Why are you slowing down?! - Need... got to..."
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"don't take this the wrong way-- because I'm loving being your"
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"Esmeralda-- but you may have a problem."
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"And it sounds like the solution is more cocaine, so turn left up"
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"- supposed to mean?! - Oh, why don't you ask"
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