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Clips from American Dad! - A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial (S02E02)

"It's having someone to drink them with."
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"This is the spot. Where's the ship?"
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"- Cool. A real spaceship. - Then again, he is 9."
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"Okay, Henry, gotta go. Thank you. Be good."
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"Okay."
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"Roger, we better get going if you wanna meet your parents at Space Cocoa's."
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"Roger, don't go. I swear I'll change."
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"We'll play all day, and we'll make a fort out of pillows."
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"And I'll never be too busy for you. You're my alien."
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"See? He doesn't care about you."
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"I'm not gonna make a bunch of promises..."
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"...and how every moment's gonna be great."
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"Because you're not my alien."
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"I'm not afraid of you anymore."
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"- Ready to go home? - You bet."
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"Roger, I told you I'm not playing with you."
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"...Please, Kevin, Not in the Face."
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"I can't believe you're still upset. It's been a week."
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"Delicious, refreshing, and totally lacking in pretension."
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"And watching Ricki Lake"
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"...and it's no walk in the... I can't even get through that thought."
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"We didn't steal it. We borrowed it for a higher purpose."
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"Wait. Does this kid know you're an alien?"
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"Whoa, good move. Reese's Piece me."
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"...as Mr. Pibb, I hereby exercise my Pibbidential authority to declare war."
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"Okay, Henry. Take it easy."
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"...and I'm hypoglycemic."
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"- No, it doesn't. - I'll make it up to you."
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"Why does he stay?"
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"...in the pursuit of signatures to save Mr. Pibb for generations to come."
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"No, no, no. That's him."
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"Hello?"
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"Hang on. I'm coming."
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"Oh, for Pete's sake. I'm coming anyway."
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"My alien is dying? Cool."
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"Don't say that. We'll get through this."
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"No, Stan, this is Mr. Pibb."
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"...and taking Steve with you to your home planet."
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"- So? - So?"
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"No, don't."
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"This was actually my last tour anyway."
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"Stan, there is nothing you can do that will ever make me forget this."
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"I love you so much."
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"I'm sorry, Henry."
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"...I'm going for the boob."
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"You can't treat me like this. I'm Mr. Pibb."
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"And if a girl calls and there's a shot at boob..."
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"...and I thought you wouldn't wanna hang out with me anymore."
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"What are we supposed to drink together once you're gone?"
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"...like 20 Hondurans stuffed in a giant shoe."
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"I said I want a rematch!"
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"If only it weren't for the baby."
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"How old are you? What do you know?"
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"All the other men are dead, and the sonar's shot."
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"Mr. Smith, we're from the Mr. Pibb Company."
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"- I'm busy. - No. We're playing Detective Agency."
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"Now I'm not his alien"
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"Relax. Henry won't tell anyone."
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"I'm afraid we cannot allow you to continue making pronouncements..."
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"- It's getting late. - It's that Steve, isn't it?"
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"And the twilight Absolut"
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"...as long as we're drinking them together, we'll be just fine."
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"Whoa, they're here."
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"I'm sick of this baloney."
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"- No. - I said, get in the basket."
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"Thanks, buddy."
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"You're so fat and ugly."
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"He's getting something from this kid he wasn't getting from you."
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"Steve-o, you can't mean that. I'm your alien."
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"But now he's older, breaking free"
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"Yeah. They're discontinuing Mr. Pibb."
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"From now on, I'll be living my life as a woman."
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"I can't wait to get started."
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"...you'd actually try to find me?"
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"Then I only have one question: Do you have our tape of hot jams?"
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"You can't keep us apart. You don't know me."
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"His report cards have improved dramatically."
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"- Don't do it, Roger. - You don't understand. He needs me."
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"Give it up, buttface. He's my alien now."
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"I'll just clean up, then. I know you like a tidy house."
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"This is your fault. I have to teach you a lesson."
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