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Clips from The League (2009) - The Usual Bet (S01E01)

"Hello, gentlemen. And welcome to the playoffs."
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"I was in love with another woman, Shiva."
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"What's that?"
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"It's really sweet to be here with you, alone. Without the baby."
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"Um..."
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"No, I think it's natural to..."
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"- You think so? - I believe so."
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"I have Meegan's assets here..."
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"I do apologize. I realize I'm a little bit tardy. I wanted to get somewhat organized."
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"- I hope you're taking this seriously. - I am."
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"- He doesn't hold my life. He holds my stuff. - Yeah, your stuff."
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"- Chicks want stuff. - I don't need stuff."
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"- Mm-hm. - Let's do it, buddy."
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"Ooh, confidence, swagger."
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"- Heh. - I called you and you didn't answer."
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"If she's hot, he takes a picture of her and mass texts it to all his friends."
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"No, I wish I could buy my way out, but it's not gonna happen."
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"It smells like hot garbage."
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"Don't even worry about it."
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"- You have horrible gut instincts. - I don't have horrible instincts."
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"- Go with Peyton. - I don't want to."
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"- Fine. Please, hold my lip gloss. - No, I can't hold your lip gloss."
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""That's an interesting point." Boom, I'm there."
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"Uh, anything I can help out with?"
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"...say something witty, so he knows I was here."
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"I gotta say it's a little awkward seeing you here after the mediation."
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"Hi, table for two please?"
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"How about...? What's this? Can we get some of this?"
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""Oh, girl, no, don't disrespect me.""
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"I think maybe we're getting soup."
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"Hey, he's getting tea."
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"Oh, now, that's my beef and broccoli."
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"Now he's throwing it in our face."
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"- You're not leaving are you? - You know, I was just..."
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"- Sounds like... - Giant prick."
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"Let's win, let's win, let's win."
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"Phew. Yikes, toughie."
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"- Time. - Let's go, let's go."
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"Mr. Eckhart, I will have my decision by the end of the week."
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"It was fine. I just washed my hands."
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"Call my lips girly one more time, I will take this chopstick and shove it in your pee hole."
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"You're being very mean. Thank you."
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"One second."
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"Oh, Dr. Octopus here?"
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"- And Philly, first and goal at the six. - Oh, brother."
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"I know all the sleepers."
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"Yeah. Hold my purse, Kevin."
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"- Wow. Jenny, nice work. - Whoo!"
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"Hey, what are you doing? I need that."
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"...due to the fact that I technically did not really run my team."
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"No?"
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"- Hey, you're naked. - Yeah."
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"By the way, can you believe Andre actually won?"
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"- Ready for bed? - Indeed, I am."
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"You look like that actress from The Hand That Rocks the Cradle."
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"Yeah. Oh, come on, come on."
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"Come on. No, no, no."
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"That was amazing."
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"You're so dirty. But that's what I love about..."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you guys were there."
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"Game one, very exciting."
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"We've got Ruxin versus Andre, making a rare appearance in the playoffs."
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"- Good on you, kid. - You know it. I'm ready."
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"...taking on Kevin. Or actually, should I say Jenny?"
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"No. I'm gonna make my decisions this year."
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"So the three out-of-town idiots have already shat the bed, of course."
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"Taco, looks like your dial-up connection finally caught up with you."
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"- Come on, Internet. - Are you even getting this?"
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"There's a reason that Meegan and I have gotten a divorce."
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"Our high-school valedictorian has become my trophy wife."
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"And I don't think she's going anywhere any time soon, guys."
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"Oh, you naughty little minx."
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"Okay."
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"All right, sweetie, I'll be gentle."
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"- That's not necessary. - It's okay. You can watch."
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"Oh, Shiva."
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"Okay, enough. Out."
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"See you on the gridiron, boys."
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"Mm-hm. I think it's good. It's good we get a little break."
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"He gets a little break from us. He learns to be on his own."
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"Yeah, but is it important to have a break right now?"
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"You know, at this age, I feel like we should be with him all the time."
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"Oh, my God, we were talking about our son and you were staring at another woman."
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"I was just seeing if she would be a good nanny."
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"I looked over at you and you were just down her cleavage."
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"No. First of all, I couldn't see down her cleavage from this angle."
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"Second, I was looking at her because I look at everyone..."
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"...because I, as you know, am a keen observer of the human experience."
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"Right? I'm like a Ken Burns documentary."
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"If anything, I was checking her out to see how you stacked up."
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"And let me tell you, you just won. This is like the final four, okay?"
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"So you just passed through that bracket and now you're playing Syracuse."
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"Which is that surprisingly fit 40-year-old a couple booths back."
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"You are a pig."
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"Are we still gonna go to Pinkberry on the way home?"
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"No. You suck."
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"Welcome to mediation."
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"- You understand how this works? - I think so. Yeah."
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"I'd love for you to know so, so I'll tell you quickly."
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"...that she has given me. Her financial statements."
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"We got mostly business stuff in the baggie. Might be an errant thing or two."
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"- And you can make your way. - Sure."
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"I was just chicken scratching it out."
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"Was there...? There was food in this bag at some point?"
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"At some point, there were some food items in the bag."
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"These are just batteries. Are these an asset?"
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"Those are rechargeable. I wouldn't mind having those."
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"Um... I can't count... No way to count that."
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"- Is this...? - No."
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"Just another thing that doesn't need to be in the box."
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"- Was there food also in the shoebox too? - No food."
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"- Where's the food smell? - Some of the receipts might be from..."
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"...a taco bag. - It's also from the box."
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"It's from the box and the bag a bit."
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"Oh, there is only one very specific request that Meegan has made..."
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"...which is she would like the Benjamin Button DVD."
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"I would like to make a statement of goodwill and buy her a new one."
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"Just have it sent over. Just bury the hatchet."
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"- Oh, okay. Oh, that is such a good movie. - Mm."
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