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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Into the Woods (S03E03)

I added it because I care about you.

"I added it because I care about you."

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Look in your pocket.

"Look in your pocket."

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Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.

"Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this."

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to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

"to trick my best friend into eating his fiber."

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All right, bar digested. Mission go.

"All right, bar digested. Mission go."

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Hey, there, sorry for dropping in.

"Hey, there, sorry for dropping in."

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So I smash through the window, feet first.

"So I smash through the window, feet first."

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And the best part is, there was nothing on my cheek.

"And the best part is, there was nothing on my cheek."

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You're a weird detail to throw in there.

"You're a weird detail to throw in there."

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You busted through a window for no reason?

"You busted through a window for no reason?"

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It was a sealed window on the fifth floor.

"It was a sealed window on the fifth floor."

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You could have just gone in the door with Charles.

"You could have just gone in the door with Charles."

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Who cares about one broken window?

"Who cares about one broken window?"

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I do!

"I do!"

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I get one hour a week to myself on Sundays.

"I get one hour a week to myself on Sundays."

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and watch sports bloopers.

"and watch sports bloopers."

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Sports bloopers?

"Sports bloopers?"

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No!

"No!"

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It's not a blooper if you meant to do it!

"It's not a blooper if you meant to do it!"

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This is a debacle.

"This is a debacle."

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What are we gonna do, Jake?

"What are we gonna do, Jake?"

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into a straight-up "bacle."

"into a straight-up "bacle.""

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Okay, well, great to see you.

"Okay, well, great to see you."

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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Your shoulders tightened when he said "baby."

"Your shoulders tightened when he said "baby.""

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Your nostrils flared when I asked

"Your nostrils flared when I asked"

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what was going on with the two of you.

"what was going on with the two of you."

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suggests you let him choose the restaurant.

"suggests you let him choose the restaurant."

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Listen, I know I probably shouldn't get involved,

"Listen, I know I probably shouldn't get involved,"

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that says, "We're done."

"that says, "We're done.""

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Clear. Accurate.

"Clear. Accurate."

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But do you feel like it's enough?

"But do you feel like it's enough?"

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happier than I was on my wedding night.

"happier than I was on my wedding night."

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Well, that's not how I would have put it,

"Well, that's not how I would have put it,"

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but I know you were mad at me for ruining blooper time,

"but I know you were mad at me for ruining blooper time,"

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That's not helpful.

"That's not helpful."

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Okay. Hey, thanks, man.

"Okay. Hey, thanks, man."

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I appreciate it.

"I appreciate it."

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So this weekend, Charles and I

"So this weekend, Charles and I"

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are taking you to the great outdoors

"are taking you to the great outdoors"

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All he does is talk about his wife

"All he does is talk about his wife"

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It's just the three of us.

"It's just the three of us."

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Those woods are full of ticks.

"Those woods are full of ticks."

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It's gonna be fun.

"It's gonna be fun."

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What's that supposed to mean?

"What's that supposed to mean?"

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anaplasmosis, tularemia, Rocky Mountain spotted fever.

"anaplasmosis, tularemia, Rocky Mountain spotted fever."

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Ooh, fun Terry. He sounds fun.

"Ooh, fun Terry. He sounds fun."

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No, thank you for being amazing

"No, thank you for being amazing"

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Yes, thank you for asking.

"Yes, thank you for asking."

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I did not feel like doing this work right now.

"I did not feel like doing this work right now."

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This clip and I went all around the world together...

"This clip and I went all around the world together..."

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the Shire, Sweet Valley High, Terabithia.

"the Shire, Sweet Valley High, Terabithia."

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to "She's All That" you?

"to "She's All That" you?"

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But if it's about helping out a friend, then yes.

"But if it's about helping out a friend, then yes."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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But if we're gonna do this,

"But if we're gonna do this,"

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and then build you back up piece by piece.

"and then build you back up piece by piece."

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You got to leave Brooklyn to get that.

"You got to leave Brooklyn to get that."

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I probably could have done without the countries of origin,

"I probably could have done without the countries of origin,"

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- Yeah. - What else do you have planned?

"- Yeah. - What else do you have planned?"

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I'm talking poker. I'm talking Frisbee.

"I'm talking poker. I'm talking Frisbee."

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but that's my fault for throwing to you.

"but that's my fault for throwing to you."

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Welcome to Stink Puddle Manor.

"Welcome to Stink Puddle Manor."

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Just out of curiosity, why would you

"Just out of curiosity, why would you"

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Another great story, eh?

"Another great story, eh?"

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It was kind of like an emotional scar

"It was kind of like an emotional scar"

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Except during sinkhole season.

"Except during sinkhole season."

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Right. Yeah.

"Right. Yeah."

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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."

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I told Kevin about how I approved

"I told Kevin about how I approved"

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So you're gonna leave him?

"So you're gonna leave him?"

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A long, drawn-out breakup is just gonna end

"A long, drawn-out breakup is just gonna end"

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- Do you know that site? - No.

"- Do you know that site? - No."

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Well, apparently, it's less painful

"Well, apparently, it's less painful"

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I am sad.

"I am sad."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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Watch and learn, losers.

"Watch and learn, losers."

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- Yeah. - Back to the cabin?

"- Yeah. - Back to the cabin?"

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- Yeah. - Yeah.

"- Yeah. - Yeah."

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Before we get into your pitch,

"Before we get into your pitch,"

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I love it. Amazing.

"I love it. Amazing."

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What's your opener?

"What's your opener?"

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and my product will make a real difference.

"and my product will make a real difference."

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It is the Shoulder Nova.

"It is the Shoulder Nova."

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My only note is, make it 1000% more captivating.

"My only note is, make it 1000% more captivating."

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Here's what I'm thinking.

"Here's what I'm thinking."

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Mm-kay? You can take a seat.

"Mm-kay? You can take a seat."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Desperately.

"Desperately."

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I got to say, the Chinese

"I got to say, the Chinese"

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They certainly do.

"They certainly do."

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Ugh, it's bad. Gets you drunk, though.

"Ugh, it's bad. Gets you drunk, though."

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They're eating a fox corpse in the outhouse.

"They're eating a fox corpse in the outhouse."

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Speaking of which, I'm getting hungry.

"Speaking of which, I'm getting hungry."

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Yes, of course. Dinner.

"Yes, of course. Dinner."

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Did you not pack any food?

"Did you not pack any food?"

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Oh, it is not fresh.

"Oh, it is not fresh."

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We stopped three times on the way up here

"We stopped three times on the way up here"

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to buy fireworks, and you never thought to get groceries?

"to buy fireworks, and you never thought to get groceries?"

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The fireworks.

"The fireworks."

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It'll be okay, guys. No need to worry.

"It'll be okay, guys. No need to worry."

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I was voted Mr. Fungus.

"I was voted Mr. Fungus."

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See, Sarge, everything's going to work out,

"See, Sarge, everything's going to work out,"

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I'm starting to get worried, Jake.

"I'm starting to get worried, Jake."

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Right, Fun Terry?

"Right, Fun Terry?"

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That's the worst Terry.

"That's the worst Terry."

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Yes, I brought all of those things.

"Yes, I brought all of those things."

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It's called a cell phone.

"It's called a cell phone."

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Map. Flashlight. Compass.

"Map. Flashlight. Compass."

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An app that makes me sound like T-Pain.

"An app that makes me sound like T-Pain."

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How did the breakup go?

"How did the breakup go?"

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I'm just so confused.

"I'm just so confused."

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So sad.

"So sad."

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I climbed back in, and we talked about emotions

"I climbed back in, and we talked about emotions"

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for 20 minutes.

"for 20 minutes."

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- Dear God. - I know.

"- Dear God. - I know."

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Well done, Diaz.

"Well done, Diaz."

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it was incredibly meaningful to me,

"it was incredibly meaningful to me,"

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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All right, don't be so melodramatic.

"All right, don't be so melodramatic."

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