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Clips from Community - Introduction to Film (S01E01)

"[britta clears throat]"
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"[clears throat louder]"
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"- so, abed, how's film class?"
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"- good."
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"- yeah? did you go to class today?"
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"Well, britta's paying for those classes."
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"- i was shooting my movie."
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"- yeah, but your movie's for class."
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"- my movie's more important. - well, ooh la la."
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"- someone order seven lattes?"
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"- i got that. - no, you don't got it."
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"I got it, abed. i got everything."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"I know you're not stupid. are you doing this on purpose?"
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"Why won't you answer me?"
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"- 'cause this is the scene where you leave."
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"- you better believe it."
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"- britta."
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"- what do you think, dad?"
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"- i think you are really weird, abed."
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"And i think the wrong person just left."
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"- perfect. that's a wrap."
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"- hey. - hey."
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"You don't really have tickets for ravi shankar, do you?"
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"Because it's time to communicate."
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"- it's not the two of you that need to talk."
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"- hey, wait a minute, where's weezer?"
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"- they're coming."
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"All right, now, the only reason"
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"Why this whole mess got started"
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"Is because both of you wanted the best for abed."
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"And i think the lesson we can all take away from this"
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"Whatever they want and leave each other out of it."
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"- is that your take? let me give you mine."
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"Got all up in my stuff because you wanted to be cowboys"
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"And then you turned chicken when you found out"
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"It will take more than speeches and guided missiles."
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"- what iraq metaphor?"
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"I am talking about your speeches"
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"And her guided-- - got it!"
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"The point is is that britta is sorry, right?"
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"- wrong. - crap."
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"- abed may not be a great filmmaker,"
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"But that doesn't mean that he wants to make falafel."
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"You need to let him make his own decisions."
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"- make his own decisions?"
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"Have you met abed? you know who he is?"
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"- guys. - yes."
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"- i'm finished."
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"Britta, jeff, dad."
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"Dad."
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"[presses key]"
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"[noisemaker tooting]"
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"[baby crying]"
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"- how's it going, buddy?"
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"- i don't want to be your father."
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"[baby crying]"
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"I think you are weird, abed."
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"- okay, look, i need to talk to you about abed."
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"- he's not normal."
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"[man screams]"
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"- what is wrong with you?"
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"All i want to do is take care of you."
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"Why will you not answer me?"
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"[horse neighs]"
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"[heart monitor beeping]"
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"[flatline]"
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"And i think the wrong person just left."
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"- it's not exactly citizen kane."
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"- [crying]"
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"- i feel a little out of the loop here."
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"- that feeling is called the joy of freedom."
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"- my son is hard to understand."
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"Then i pay for the class."
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"- [whispering] i made this all happen."
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"- did you do all of that to me on purpose?"
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"That's not a very nice way to treat your friends."
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"- well, britta, it isn't called friend business,"
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"It's called show business."
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"- he's smoking."
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"- honey, let him leave the nest."
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"- get your hand off my knee. - sorry."
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"- [clamorous sneeze]"
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"- god--god bless you. god bless you."
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"- thank you."
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"- for someone who doesn't like getting involved,"
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"- you owe me."
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"That cannot be comfortable for you."
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"- hey, um, you should kiss me right now."
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"- [laughs] "a" plus, winger."
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"I know a life-changing kiss when i see one."
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"Wowee! ha ha! [laughing]"
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"- yeah. fooled you."
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"Throw it away! [laughs]"
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"For those of you who are new,"
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"The motto of this class: carpe diem."
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""seize the day!""
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"You want an "a"?"
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"Throw them away."
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"- would you please use the buttons?"
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"- so your dad has your whole life planned out for you?"
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"You know, there's books. there's meals."
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"Look at all this cash."
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"- [high-pitched sneeze]"
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"When you intentionally tangled yourself in his life."
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"All i want to do is take care of you."
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"It's more expensive,"
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"That was really fun."
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"- [high-pitched sneeze]"
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"- abed. - yeah."
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"* i can't count the reasons i should stay *"
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"- day seized! - we're even."
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"Before the deadline."
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"That negatively stereotypes arabs."
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"- it's showtime."
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