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Clips from Rudo y Cursi (2008)

"A while back, some wanker told me"
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"was scored when the head flew between two trees."
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"Know the difference between a banana loader and a donkey?"
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"Fucking A, Rudo!"
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"if it doesn't support a group effort."
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"Don't play dumb. Where is it?"
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"I want my blender!"
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"Big deal, ask my mom to borrow hers."
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"It's called quality time."
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"Same place as always."
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"Don't talk like that to my wife and mom, Arnulfo! Apologize!"
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"To pick fruit?"
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"All wetbacks make minimum wage, dickhead!"
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"but Beto's right."
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"We'd give it to my mom."
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"to ever be together"
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"Hey, asshole!"
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"You're wasted."
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"That little wand conductors use. I'm a talent scout."
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"-Really. -What's up?"
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"Boot? You keep spares in your boots?"
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"-There's a mechanic in El Naranjo. -Yeah."
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"Quiet, mate, I can't hear..."
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"What do you think, sir? How's my singing?"
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"I see."
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"Dirt fields are a paradox."
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"The poorest places are where you'll find the diamond in the rough."
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"Flawless, pure. Miraculous."
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"Hey, did you see it?"
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"Like I said, I scout and represent soccer talent."
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"-You're not in the music biz? -Not music. Soccer."
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"Of course we have."
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"I found him in a little town in Chile. Now he's a star."
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"-True, true. -Yes."
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"The other? Hard to say. Soccer is fickle."
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"That one."
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"Tally ho, lads."
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"Coming! I'm already mobile. Don't be late. Ciao, champ."
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"Sounds charming for Osiris and myself. Cheerio, Tato."
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"Especially between brothers."
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"But you're foreman at a banana ranch, Beto. Not a soccer player."
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"Don't call him that!"
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"Take care, Son. You'll send us something back, right?"
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"You'll do well, Tato. You'll see."
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"It's cool."
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"-Now who's left behind, faggot! -Up yours!"
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"-Screw you! Kiss my ass! -What? I can't hear you!"
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"This humble abode is mine. You'll stay here for a while."
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"He left me this."
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"Let's focus only on soccer."
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"Get some rest,"
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"I'm in for 25"
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"I miss the blowjobs your mama used to give me, asshole."
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"-So what's up? Anybody in? -I'm out."
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"No, but I've got a pan to fry your balls on!"
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"All of life is a gamble,"
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"Don't forget, talent is ageless."
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"If you make the team, I'll help your singing career."
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"Stop prancing around and play, you wanker!"
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"Goal!"
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"Goal!"
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"The lad's got style."
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"You can talk about the miracle, but never reveal its source."
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"He'll be a starter!"
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"Depends on him. He's going places. You go hassle management."
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"To give me kisses and caresses"
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"Tato, pass me the soap. It fell over there."
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"But you said the fruit would bruise."
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"Not if you run with the right technique!"
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"All you loaders are a bunch of faggots!"
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"Forget about your retarded brother."
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"Number 14, Tato Verdusco."
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"There he is!"
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"Toña, you take her."
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"It's like quicksand, the longer you stay,"
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"then not being able to make love,"
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"but having to watch 22 cretins and three bobbies have their way with her"
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"Rudo! Main office! Phone call!"
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"You're not supposed to take calls here. Let this be the last time."
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"Hello."
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"If they ask for me, honey, you've got to let them through."
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"Yeah? Great. But I'm going back home."
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"She's Maya Vega, right? From the TV game shows?"
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"Soon. You're the guest of honor."
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"Now what, Beto?"
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"-Right now? -Yeah, someone's got to do it..."
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"Nothing personal, but goalkeepers always remind me of ravens,"
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"They're allowed the forbidden, they use their hands to block goals"
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"They're catastrophic."
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"Afternoon, miss."
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"There's an old saying,"
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"Tosser, knobhead... Jackass."
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"-My cut comes straight from you. -Done. Always a pleasure, Obdulio."
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"Come and make me, pussy!"
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"Fricking newbie, now you're screwed. Shaving cream and razors!"
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"Let's shave his balls!"
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"No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
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"The owners pay by the game. You need to be star goalkeeper."
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"Now it's just you and your brother."
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"Shrimp? Inside?"
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"-What's up? -What's up?"
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"I was worried! Nobody knew anything!"
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"Soon as I get paid so you can come join me here."
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"Nothing much. She says hi."
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"Look, just pour in boiling water"
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"and throw it in."
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"Watch your back!"
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"Hey, Coach."
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"Félix! You're in for Rudo!"
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"Let's win this, men!"
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"Why drag me along?"
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"This isn't what you promised!"
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"I'm not even on the bench!"
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"But I don't make money unless I play."
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"Bugger me! They're sending him in! Tato's going in!"
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"I'll put 100 on the white."
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"There's no white. Red or green."
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"And the bastard listened!"
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"So what! It's not done. Not with a ball breaker like Obdulio."
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"To hell with him, then. You know best."
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