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Clips from Date Night (2010)

"-go from there. -Okay."
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"We got them."
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"No, Phil, not seriously. What's wrong with him?"
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"Let me see that number."
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"Soft hands."
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"It's a cell phone registered to Thomas Felton."
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"Or, maybe he's a big Jeanne Tripplehorn fan."
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"Well, it's a cell phone, Claire. We don't need a listed address."
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"That is too cool. You are good with your instruments."
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"There we go. Mr. Felton's phone is currently residing at 135 Avenue D."
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"Great. Who likes shirts?"
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"Thanks again, really. -Hey, no. It's the least I can do."
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"I bought a new car a couple of months ago. Maybe the Audi dealer needs a favor now."
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"Mr. Grant, this is the NYPD."
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"We need to ask you a few questions, please."
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"Hey. Hey, yo, yo. I'll be down in a minute."
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"Is that supposed to be me? Or is that, like, Fat Albert or somebody?"
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"-I mean, what was that? -I don't know what that was."
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"-Is there another way out of here? -Please."
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"Down through my garage, okay? There's a service elevator by the office."
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"Hello?"
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"Think. Think. Think."
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"Not really built for city driving."
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"More of a sportster."
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"There we go. Okay."
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"Yeah. Thank God."
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"No, actually, screw Holbrooke."
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"-Excuse me? -Screw Holbrooke! What was that?"
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"Who were you, upstairs? Who was that person?"
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"-What are you talking about? -What am I talking about?"
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"-No, okay, that is not true. -It is true."
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"And I get it, because I lit up, too. He is super hot! And why..."
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"Why do you need muscles on your shoulders like that?"
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"...who doesn't know how to load the dishwasher."
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"-Yeah, let's have a pity party for you. -I am the guy"
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"who needs to work out more."
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"-Who lights up for the husband? -Oh, my God. You're right."
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"-I keep forgetting to light up for you. -Well, that's..."
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"Why do I keep forgetting to do that? Oh, wait! I remember!"
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"It's because every day, I get up, make breakfast, go to work,"
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"come home, clean the house, pick up the kids,"
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"take them to soccer, bring them back from soccer,"
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"cook dinner, clean up that dinner,"
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"which is a fight every night."
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"It's a big surprise to everybody every night that they have to wear pajamas."
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"And then, after I have washed everybody else's food and boogers off of me,"
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"I use whatever energy I have left to physically put myself into our bed"
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"instead of lighting up for you, so..."
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"Yeah, let's pull over. This is a great time to..."
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"Yeah, you know what? We have to... Yes."
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"We have to pull over. I know you work hard, honey."
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"But you know what would make all the hard work 10 times easier?"
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"If you would just trust me enough to handle things once in a while,"
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"but, no, you don't. You have to do it all yourself, your way."
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"You got me screwing up before I even get a chance to come through for you."
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"And, yeah, you know what? Maybe, occasionally,"
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"I might buy the toy made of Chinese lead,"
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"or I might make a sandwich for Ollie"
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"but if you just let me do something for you,"
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"I think that I would surprise you. I really do."
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"I know I'd surprise you."
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"You think I don't hear myself? You think I like sounding like a total bitch?"
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"Do you ever think about leaving me?"
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"No."
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"Really? You never fantasize about leaving me for another man?"
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"No, never. No."
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"Never. No, God, if anything, I fantasize sometimes about being alone."
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"-What does that mean? -I don't know."
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"Just sitting in a quiet air-conditioned room,"
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"sitting down, eating my lunch with no one touching me,"
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"drinking a Diet Sprite, by myself."
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"That sounds awful."
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"Look, I just wanna have one day"
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"that doesn't depend on how everybody else's day goes."
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"It's not like I have some gross sex fantasy or something."
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"I mean, obviously yours is with Holbrooke."
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"And Holbrooke."
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"-Wait, are you serious about Cyndi Lauper? -Yeah, she's hot."
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"Well, it's an interesting choice."
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"and that they were just really excellent roommates."
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"No."
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"No."
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"We say,"
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"-Come on. -Oh, rat."
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"We'll wait."
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"For how long, Phil? The cops that were at Holbrooke's"
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"could be headed over here right now."
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"Okay. Fourth floor. Fourth floor."
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"maybe we can find their flash drive. Come here."
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"What?"
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"Here we go. Okay, ready? One, two, three, go!"
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"It's all you. It's all you."
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"-Okay. -Okay, I got you. I got you."
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"God, what was on your shoe?"
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"I think it's your dried barf, lover."
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"Everything you're doing, I'm doing in heels."
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"You realize, of course,"
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"that this is our second breaking and entering of the evening."
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"We go through that window, we're officially repeat offenders."
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"Better than roommates."
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"They stabbed a chicken nugget with a sharpie."
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"You never, ever, ever close any drawer you ever open. Ever!"
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"-Okay. -Ever!"
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"Don't move."
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"Oh, hi. This is not what it looks like."
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"-Ah! My neck! He punched my neck! -Oh, my God!"
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"-Then start talking, whore! -What the hell are you doing here?"
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"Okay, okay, okay!"
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"Sit down. Move. You, too. Move."
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"Careful."
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"All right."
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"I bet people also call you Tripplehorn."
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"Yes, she is a fine actress."
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"-Who's this? -I'm Whippit."
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"Whippet, like the dog?"
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"No. Like when you suck nitrous out of a whipped cream can."
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"That's a nice piece. What are we gonna do, have a duel at 10 paces?"
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"Hey, zip your face."
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"Zip my face? Are you serious?"
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"-Yeah, he said, Zip your face. -That's your best line?"
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