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Clips from Date Night (2010)

"-That's your best tough-guy line? -You heard me. Zip your face."
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"I have no idea how to respond to that."
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"-F you! -F you, man! What are you doing here?"
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"Okay. Okay! What do you want?"
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"What?"
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"-What are you talking about? -We didn't miss anything, you dumbass."
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"We saw the two goons casing the place out, so we took off."
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"What are you, the reservation police or something?"
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"-Yeah. What's it to you? -Yeah."
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"And now they think that we're you."
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"You... You just took our reservation? Who does that?"
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"Yeah. What kind of people are you?"
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"-Who cares? It's not a big deal! -Oh, my God! Come on!"
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"I stole your number from the reservation list."
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"-That's smart. -Thank you."
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"No. I didn't use the home number. I used the cell phone."
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"Oh."
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"Wow, that's brilliant."
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"This is about how I'm an asshole all the time, huh?"
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"-Yeah! -How I can't do anything right?"
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"-The wrong nipple clamps. -Well..."
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"You know, and then you come home, and you don't even look at me."
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"I have to, like, beg you to have sex with me, like it's a gift!"
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"And forget about the anal!"
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"-Forget about the anal! -It's forgotten."
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"I am sorry if I am a little tired after working all night"
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"to just come home and jump on you and give you a free lap dance."
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"It made me feel good about myself!"
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"But, no, you had to go and get all greedy and start stealing"
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"-everything from everyone! -Okay, okay, that's enough!"
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"Excuse me for dreaming!"
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"Like I want to spend the rest of my life selling stolen wheelchairs!"
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"I feel like you're losing control of the room, Phil."
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"What about my dreams? -Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey."
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"-But what about me? -Stop arguing. Stop arguing."
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"Stop it. Shut it. Shut... Everybody, shut the holes."
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"-Just shut the hole. -Quiet. Just be quiet."
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"Listen, listen. These goons are after us"
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"So you're gonna go to them and you're gonna tell them"
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"that you are the Tripplehorns."
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"-Wait a second, bitch. -Don't call me a bitch, whore!"
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"Are you telling me that these goons are tracking you right now?"
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"Have you not heard a word I said, whore?"
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"- Hey! Hey! - Let's go, let's go, let's go!"
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"-Only the essentials. Stop what you're doing."
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"Bobby De Niro. Heat. Classic!"
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"Okay. Okay. No way. No, no, no, no. No!"
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"All right. No, no, no. Nobody's going anywhere."
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"Hold on. Stop. Stop! Nobody's going anywhere!"
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"Pay attention! Pay attention to me!"
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"Okay, here's what we're gonna do. You are gonna go get the flash drive,"
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"give it to him yourself."
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"maybe leaving isn't such a good idea. This is our home."
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"This is your home. This is your home."
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"I love you."
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"I love you. -I love you, too."
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"Miletto?"
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"Joe Miletto. The guy that you're blackmailing."
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"You two are far from home, aren't you?"
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"-What's that supposed to mean? -Y'all have a good night."
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"Let's go."
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"-Did you see how he was tonguing her? Yeah, I did."
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"You wanna put some clothes on so we can talk?"
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"No, I'm good."
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"What do you think Taste meant when he said we're a long way from home?"
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"Honey, his name is Taste. I wouldn't read too much into it."
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"Oh, my God! Go!"
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"Come on! One way! One freaking way!"
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"-One freaking way! I'm sorry!"
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"-It's always been one way! -I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
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"-Just hold on! -What are you doing?"
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"-Ever heard of a one-way? -Okay. Okay, hold on."
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"No! Stop! Whoa, don't!"
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"Okay, we need to get you off of us."
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"We've got to go, Phil. We've gotta go right now!"
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"Put yourjunk in reverse, asshole!"
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"-You put yourjunk in reverse! -You put yourjunk in reverse!"
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"No..."
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"-Phil! Phil! -Oh, God."
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"Car! Car!"
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"Just take it! This guy won't lay off the brakes."
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"You are tripping! Who do you think you are, huh?"
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"Got them!"
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"Oh, God! Why do these guys wanna kill us so badly?"
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"Hey. Hey! Do you have a computer or a BlackBerry?"
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"-Something I could read a document on? -I got a Kindle."
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"-Give it to me. Give it. Give it. -It was a gift. Don't break it."
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"Oh, my God, that's Crenshaw. That's the DA."
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"-Claire, we have to get off the street! -Why?"
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"-Wait... -Now!"
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"-I thought I had a plan. -I love you, Phil,"
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"but your plans are the worst!"
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"when my life is not at stake, okay?"
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"Husband, when I hit the horn, you brake."
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"Well done, y'all! That's how I do it, baby!"
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"Dude, right here! Now pull over, and get your Dr. Phil..."
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"-Damn it. Brakes are gone. -That is some bullshit!"
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"-I'm out. Be cool. Peace! -All right. See you later."
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"Blow me!"
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"Phil!"
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"Phil!"
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"Come! Come on!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"-Are you okay? -I'm cold."
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"Oh, no."
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"Come on."
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"I am dying to hear what the hell happened."
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"And then the two perps you let go walked into the bar."
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"-What, the Fosters? -The Fosters?"
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"we approach them trying to help you out,"
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"the next thing I know they're shooting at us."
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"-It's weird. -That's odd."
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"Is it weird and odd? It's extremely dangerous, is what it is."
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"Thank you so much."
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"You're welcome."
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"If you want, we can stay on and help you find them."
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"That's really nice of you, but I got this."
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"-We got you, though. -Say your prayers."
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"So what was on that computer sticky thing, anyway?"
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"-Just some ledgers and pictures. -Pictures of what?"
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