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Clips from Date Night (2010)

"This broom and I, we don't break our promises."
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"That usually means we're not gonna... You know."
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"Oh! Oh, no, we could... We could still fool around."
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"No, I... No, I would love to. Let me just"
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"get the lights."
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"Okay, you know what? No. It's..."
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"Honey, I'm totally fine if we don't."
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"No, I just... I would..."
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"No, I would love to. Let me just get my head around it, 'cause..."
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"Okay. We don't..."
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"Honey, it's fine. Seriously."
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"No, it's totally cool if we don't."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Because those potato skins made me kind of gassy."
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"-Let's use a rain check. -Okay."
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"-Or we could just keep it uh-town? -What?"
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"-'Cause I could rally... -Nah, I'm good."
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"Blood trickled down her leg to the ground,"
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"leaving one bright red spot of life amidst unending emptiness."
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"-Thanks for reading aloud, Phil. -It's okay."
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"This part really spoke to me. I mean, to walk 20 miles for water,"
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"and then to suddenly discover that you're menstruating?"
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"-Oh, my God. I could not stop crying. -Me, too."
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"Me, too, but figuratively."
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"No. No, literally."
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"Quite sad."
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"-Quite sad? -Mmm."
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"What he means is it's really very moving."
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"Yeah."
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"You have no idea what it is like"
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"to be a teenage girl having your first period"
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"That is true."
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"-Hey, Phil, can I get a hand in the garage? -Yes, please. Yes. Thank you."
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"Okay. Excuse me, ladies."
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"-Do you have your period now? -Yeah."
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"You should really read this."
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"It's about a girl getting her period in the desert."
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"-Not me. Not anymore. -What... What do you mean?"
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"Haley and I are splitting."
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"-But you guys are happy. -No, Phil, we're not."
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"No, Phil, we're really not."
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"Brad, okay, well, why are we here, then, in your house,"
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"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, what happened? I mean..."
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"I thought everything was fine. Really."
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"The next thing I know, Haley starts getting more and more distant,"
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"and eventually she tells me, and I'm quoting here,"
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"I'm... I'm strangling in the noose of sameness."
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"So, at first, I was pissed. I really was."
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"But then I realized, I know what she's talking about, okay."
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"We're just cemented in these roles together,"
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"and there's no breaking out of it."
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"It's like that Asian dude"
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"-in Sixteen Candles, Long Dik Dog. -Long Duk Dong."
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"-Long Duk Dong. That dude. -Gedde Watanabe."
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"No matter how hard he tries, he can't play a doctor."
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"Right? And that's us!"
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"this routine, and it's..."
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"I mean, we're not even a couple anymore. We're just, like..."
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"We're just excellent roommates."
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"The most excellent roommates."
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"And I'm betting you she's gonna change her mind."
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"Seriously, I have never been happier."
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"When was the last time you and Phil actually danced together?"
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"I don't know. Our wedding?"
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"Okay, well, I wanna dance every night."
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"And I wanna take my top off,"
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"and I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time"
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"'cause I can."
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"Three guys at once? That's a nightmare."
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"That is, literally, a recurring stress dream that I have."
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"I can only think of jobs for two."
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"He just sort of went on auto-pilot."
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"I feel like we know each other too well."
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"I know everything about him. I know that croutons make him gag."
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"It's the same conversations, the same schedule."
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"Having sex in the same position twice a week."
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"You guys were having sex twice a week?"
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"Yeah, it was that rare."
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"You are a lot like Nasrin, Claire."
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"Why are we talking about me? You're the one going crazy."
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"Because you are like Nasrin. Because you are ashamed"
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"-of how vibrant you are. -Oh, come on..."
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"You deserve to feel sexy, Claire."
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"And you should be able to dance again."
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"And you need to walk among the birds."
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"Okay, maybe not three-guys-at-once vibrant,"
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"but that is gross. That's..."
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"Walk among the birds."
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"Get that bird away from me."
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"To make you understand my pain"
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"Bombs are falling everywhere"
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"No one really ever wins"
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"Hey, Katy. -Hi."
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"-Guys. -Hi."
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"-What'd you learn in school today? Nothing."
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"-Whose move? Honey, do you wanna change?"
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"-It's stupid. I'm gonna... -No, it isn't. No. You look great."
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"I'm going to change, and I'm going to take a shower."
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"-We don't wanna miss the movie. -How about no movie?"
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"-We don't have to do that. -Yes, we do. Come on."
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"I'll be down in 10 minutes."
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"Claw? It's impossible to get in. And the city's so far."
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"No, it's not that far. Don't you tell all your prospective clients"
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"-the city's only 20 minutes away? -Yeah, I'm lying to them. It's an hour."
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"we'll be there before 7:00, get a table no problem."
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"Yes? Yes."
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"-Say yes. Yes? Yes! -Yes!"
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"Yes! Great. We're gonna do it. We're doing it!"
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"In 1 mile, make a right onto Route 17."
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"No way, lady."
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"Honey, please just do what the nice British woman says."
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"It's because it's a woman's voice."
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"If that thing had John Madden's voice, you would listen to it."
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"Mmm-mmm. No. No. Trust me."
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"Take a left at the next thing."
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"I am going to get us there quickly, efficiently and with great panache."
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"Well, it wasn't much of a shortcut."
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"It's gonna be great."
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"Hi. Excuse me, hi. I'm so sorry to bother you."
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"This is so embarrassing, but we just moved here from Wichita."
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