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Clips from Date Night (2010)

"-Gone. -Everything we own is in there."
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"Everything. -Wallets, ATM cards, all of it."
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"unless we pay them a $15 processing fee."
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"And there it is. Yeah, we maybe from New Jersey,"
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"but we're not rubes."
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"-Excuse me? -We know you're scamming us."
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"With the sob story and the really specific amount of money..."
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"I'm gonna give you $5 even though I know it's a scam."
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"They had no idea who they were dealing with."
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"-Hi, how are you? -Name, please."
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"We actually don't have a reservation."
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"Yeah, we're scooper-duper busy."
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"I figured as much. We were hoping to get here earlier,"
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"actually get a table."
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"-You didn't quite make it, did you? -Nope."
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"is people make reservations, like, a month in advance."
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"And so now it's a Friday, at 7:30, on the bustling island of Manhattan, so..."
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"and we were hoping that tonight would be sort of special."
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"-How sweet. -Thanks."
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"might be an integral part of that experience."
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"So, just asking you if maybe you have any tables available?"
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna have to ask you to wait at the bar,"
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"-Thank you. -Mank you!"
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"You know what? I have a feeling we're gonna get a table."
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"Thank you. You're very kind."
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"-You want a drink? -Yes, please."
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"-No, no. Just give it some time. -Tripplehorn, party of two?"
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"I know. And so do I. But it's just not in the cards, right?"
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"-Tripplehorn, party of two? -So let's just head back."
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"-Look around. This place isn't us. -Tripplehorn, party of two? Tripplehorn?"
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"-It's fine. Really. -No."
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"No, it's not."
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"Us. Us!"
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"Great. This way."
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"-What are you doing, Phil? -Trust me. It's fine."
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"And here we are."
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"-May I take your coat? -Yes. Thank you."
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"-Look at this table. -Honey, I..."
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"The Tripplehorns are a no-show. Who are we hurting?"
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"Or I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices."
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"Hey. Here's to a great night."
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"Mmm. I would trade Charlotte for a lifetime supply of risotto."
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"What does that even mean?"
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"I just thought it'd be cool."
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"-Not Ollie, but Charlotte, yes. -I understand. No, I understand."
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"Oh. Hey, what's the story?"
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"and she is getting drunk enough to get through what's gonna happen later."
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"'Cause he likes to do weird stuff. He's gonna call her by his mom's name."
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"Okay, yeah. Back here. What's the story?"
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"If I knew anything about Will.i.am, I'd be really psyched right now."
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"Oh! You know what? Okay. Give me your phone."
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"-What? -I'm... Give me your phone."
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"Do it. Do it."
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"This is gonna embarrass you so much."
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"Did you get it? Did you get it?"
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"-Oh, no! Oh, wow! -Did you get it? What?"
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"You are a freak. I can't believe you'd actually do it."
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"Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Tripplehorn?"
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"-Oh. Yes? -Oh, well."
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"Hello. Yes, we are the Tripplehorn. Horns."
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"-Oh, boy. -Who, might I ask, are you,"
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"We just wanted to have a few words with you, if that's okay."
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"-And what is this about? -I think you know."
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"Okay. But can I have the rest of my risotto wrapped?"
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"Get up. Now."
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"Get up. Now."
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"Okay. All right."
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"-Yeah, I think you need to move. Now. -Just..."
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"-Okay. -We'll follow you."
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"We are leaving by choice. Leaving by choice right now."
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"We didn't hurt anyone, right?"
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"If I were you, I wouldn't say another word, you thieving bitch."
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"-Excuse me, I don't like that. -Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Let's just dial it down a little bit, guys..."
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"-Get... Hey, my wallet! Oh, my God."
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"-I'm starting to get... Stop it! -Give me my phone! Get away from me!"
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"Okay, I am getting seriously pissed off."
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"This is going way beyond a negative review in Zagat."
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"Now I'm gonna have to pick that risotto up off the ground to eat it."
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"I wanna talk to your boss right now!"
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"I think we both know that's not gonna happen, Mr. Tripplehorn,"
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"or should I say,"
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"Ransom note?"
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"Listen, we are just a regular, boring couple from New Jersey."
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"-Let's just get this done. -Get what done? What do you want?"
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"-We don't actually. We really don't. -No, we don't."
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"We want the flash drive!"
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"All right, all right, all right! Okay, I'm sorry."
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"This is just a big, big, goofy misunderstanding."
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"-We don't have a flash drive, I assure you. -No."
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"You were sitting at the table."
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"-No, no, no, no. -Okay, let me... Okay. Let me explain."
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"My husband, very sweetly, but delusionally,"
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"thought that we could make it here early enough to get a table."
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"because he won't listen to the lady in the car,"
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"-so they were very rude to us. -They were so rude! That one guy..."
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"-he was, like, Us! Us! -Us! Us! That's..."
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"- And so we took it. - Just going for it."
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"And then we had a great time."
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"I'm not gonna lie to you. We had a great time."
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"-So good. -So good."
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"-But then you came over... -We had this rice thing..."
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"But my husband gets these plans in his head,"
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"-and it becomes, like, a thing. -I'm an idiot sometimes."
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"I also believe you go by the alias Tripplehorn"
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"And now you're just too scared shitless to admit it."
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"So I will give you three seconds to give us back the flash drive!"
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"What... Okay. The three seconds game?"
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"-She invented that thing. -That's not scary."
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"...two..."
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"Hey! God! No! He turned it sideways. Kill shot!"
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"-Kitchen! Kitchen people! -That's a kill shot! God!"
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"All right! All right! All right! I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!"
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"-He's gonna kill us both! What? -I've got the flash drive."
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"-Thought so. -Where is it?"
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"-Move! -Okay!"
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"Oh, God. Oh, my God, Phil."
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"We're going to a second location."
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"Oh, we're getting in a car. That's always bad."
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"Yeah, 'cause we left the door unlocked."
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