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Clips from Date Night (2010)

"He's the ex-military guy we questioned tonight."
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"-He doesn't know? -Know what?"
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"You said that what was on that drive"
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"Looks like you guys have some things to resolve,"
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"How about you?"
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"-Come on, cop! -Bring it closer."
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"-Put it down! -It's gonna be okay."
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"No, it's not! This is so not okay!"
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"This is a bad plan, Phil! This is a bad plan!"
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"Put it down!"
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"I have got this!"
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"-Count to three. -What?"
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"That doesn't work with people with guns."
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"Fosters!"
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"Keep your mouth shut!"
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"A helicopter and a SWAT team are part of the plan?"
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"Thank you so much for all of your help. Dispose of this trash."
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"-They're fast asleep at the sitter's. -Oh, thank God."
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"Just a boring married couple from New Jersey."
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"So how about that ride?"
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"Okay, no stealing reservations this time. Behave."
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"I am not sure, but I think this is the best pancake I've ever had in my life."
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"but how did you even begin to come up with that whole plan?"
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"Nasrin baits her brother and her stepfather into fighting each other"
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"and menstruate in peace."
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"What? Do I have something?"
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"I'd do it again, you know."
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"You, me, the kids, all of it."
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"Take that back."
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"One more. -Just a minute..."
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"I said your love"
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"-Zip it, Skippy. -Zip your vagina."
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"and you are going to get in there and work that pole till it's a nub."
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"That's amazing, Jeremy,"
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"but I'm gonna go home now and look at my vagina with a hand mirror."
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"Hello. Hello, good evening."
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"We were here earlier with William."
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"Hey ho! Let's go"
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"-I love you! -How do you have so many knees?"
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"Charlotte, sweetie, I'll make you breakfast in just a sec."
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"Ah! I'm up. I'm up."
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"I'm up. Oh, boy!"
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"-Charlotte, get off the chair. -No way!"
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"-Charlotte, I'm going to count to three. -No, Mom!"
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"-Mom! -...three."
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"-Did you one-two-three her? -It works every time."
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"I'll start on the lunches if you want."
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"What they want, l don't know"
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"They're going through a tight wind"
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"-Sure you don't want me to finish up? -No, I got it."
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"You know, Ollie won't eat it if the jelly bleeds over,"
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"so it's just easier if I do it."
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"Wait. Come here. Crooked."
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"-Okay. -Okay."
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"Oh, that plaster is really cracking. We gotta get that leak fixed."
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"-Have you... -Yeah, he's coming on Tuesday."
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"-What about the spider nests? -Called the guy."
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"-All right, bye. -Bye."
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"-Shut up. -Shut up!"
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"-Shut up! Shut up! -Yeah, right?"
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"-I'm not gonna shut up. See that?"
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"You're making my lady excited, you!"
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"-I like you!"
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"I'm glad you're happy."
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"-I know. -We're going kiteboarding in Spain."
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"-Guys? Guys? How sexy is that?"
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"Guys, you know what would be even sexier than that?"
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"Is starting a Roth IRA."
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"Oh, my God. When we're there, we could, like, do it on the beach,"
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"like, 20 times."
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"-You would, too, wouldn't you? -Well, food for thought."
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"- Twenty times with her? Yeah? - Jinx."
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"As you can see, the floors are all pickled oak."
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"This house was originally listed at $1.8 million,"
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"but now it's $320,000."
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"-So do I. -Good call."
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"Better to wait it out."
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"Hello, my peeps."
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"The Fosters, I love them."
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"-Dad, come play Legos with me. -Yes, yes, I will."
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"But I am going to lapse into a mini coma for just a second,"
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"Yeah. Wait, you guys still need me to baby-sit, right?"
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"Yes, date night. Of course."
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"Thank you for coming, Katy, so we can go on date night."
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"Are you two okay?"
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"Sure. No. Listen, honey, if you're too tired..."
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"No! It'll be fun, right? We should go."
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"We should go. Should we go? Right? We should go. We should go."
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"How're the potato skins and salmon treating you, Fosters?"
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"-Just great, Mike. Thanks so much. -Very good. Thanks."
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"Hey, on Sunday, Ollie's friend Haden has a birthday party."
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"Bowling, bouncy house, face painting?"
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"You know what? I'll just get it. It'll be easier."
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"Okay."
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"Mine's actually more dry."
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"Hey."
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"What's the story?"
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"Third date."
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"First one was okay. Second one was bad."
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"She's giving him one more chance to prove that he's not boring."
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"And he is not succeeding."
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"I like to eat potatoes, they're delicious,"
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"but I don't actually ever put them in my mouth."
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"Boy. Look at these two lovebirds."
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"Nope. He has a ring on. They both do."
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"Mmm-mmm. No. Married? They're not married."
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"That is a... That's an I'm stupid move."
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"-Showing off is what it is. -How do you even talk to someone"
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"sitting on the same side of the booth? You're, like, craning your neck,"
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"Hey. How are you? I'm fine."
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"Those are definitely wedding rings, though."
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"Come on. This is a family place."
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"Any coffee or dessert for you guys tonight?"
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"-Hey. What? -Coffee or dessert?"
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"that if I rested my head on this table right now..."
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"-I think just the check, Mike. Thanks. -Thank you."
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"...where earlier today,"
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"-Hey. -Hey. Just gonna catch the sports."
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"I made this city a promise to sweep its streets clean."
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"And let me tell you something, folks."
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