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Clips from Date Night (2010)

"Of services rendered at one of Joe Miletto's clubs."
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"but somehow together, that is the filthiest thing I've ever heard."
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"District Attorney Crenshaw."
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"but they were blackmailing the DA."
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"because the computer sticky thing is at the bottom of the East River,"
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"-so walk me through this again. -Hon..."
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"Honey, if I'm gonna get whacked off,"
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"I at least deserve to understand why it's happening."
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"I think we are."
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"Okay. Let me... Okay, let me break it down for you, all righty?"
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"That guy over there. Let's just say that guy is Crenshaw."
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"He should be busting people like Joe Miletto."
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"He's a gangster. He's a bad guy. He's very bad."
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"But Crenshaw can't bust Miletto,"
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"Oh, boy, I hope she's really a hooker. That would be amazing."
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"Now, Miletto makes a flash drive implicating Crenshaw."
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"Right, they steal it so they can blackmail the DA."
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"So, those two cops don't work for Miletto. They work for Crenshaw."
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"-Right. -Oh, my God, Phil, I totally got this."
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"Yes, honey, it has everything to do with Crenshaw."
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"We have to find a way to get to Crenshaw."
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"And we're the Tripplehorns."
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"Hells yes, we are."
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"We're gonna need some help."
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"Oh, whacked off! Oh! Oh, God."
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"Hi."
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"Is that my tracksuit?"
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"which is now parked over by the East River,"
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"and is probably in need of significant repair,"
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"I would like to add that super old gun that I stole from your hallway,"
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"which, incidentally, was not very useful."
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"It just went..."
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"But that's not the reason we're here."
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"As impossible as this may be to believe, Holbrooke,"
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"There were cars, then we... They got hooked, and..."
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"One of them was your car. Anyway..."
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"I've had an interesting night myself."
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"And I'm really tired, so as nice as it was to see you again, Claire,"
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"how about you two go knock on somebody else's door, okay?"
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"-No... -No, no, no. No. Here's the thing."
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"I was just hoping that we would have one night"
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"where we could, you know, feel like new."
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"And I've got a plan. I've got a way to do that."
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"I'm not very good with plans generally, but I've got one."
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"And I need help."
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"and your girlfriend is so hot it's like looking through a shimmering jet engine,"
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"that understands exactly what I'm going through right now."
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"So, please, Holbrooke, will you let us come in?"
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"Will you let us explain to you what we want?"
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"And will you, for the love of God,"
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"-Come on in. -Thank you."
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"Here it is. Remember the plan? -Barely."
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"You're her pimp?"
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"-Really? -Yeah, dummy, he's my pimp."
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"So can I go inside and start my shift,"
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"or do I have to call Joey Miletto and tell him that his bellboy made me late?"
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"Hey, I'm a man on the bottom. You into that?"
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"I'm sorry. I... Oh, my God!"
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"You look awesome!"
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"Why is it so bright out here? It's supposed to be dark and seedy."
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"I had to put it on backwards and spin it."
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"I think I lost a nipple."
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"No, you look great!"
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"-For reals? -Yeah, for reals."
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"It's the only one long enough to cover my C-section scar."
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"I want you to buy that."
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"Oh, my."
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"Honey, listen to me. You are a beautiful, strong woman."
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"and pop that coochie."
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"-So we can go home. -Let's go pop it."
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"I'm here for Crenshaw."
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"Look up, please."
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"Well, well, well. Somebody caught the pervert's eye."
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"-No, no, no, no. I can't do this. -Yeah, you can,"
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"There he is, over there in the sunglasses."
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"He has his broom with him."
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"Oh, that's gross. Why does he need that?"
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"Probably a lot of messes he makes in here."
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"-Phil! Ew! -I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry."
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"-Picks us, yes. Picks us for what? Carlton, move aside."
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"Move aside."
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"I like your look, honey. Very Wild West saloon chick."
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"And you brought your androgynous friend."
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"I don't know! I don't know!"
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"It's very sexy."
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"Whoo!"
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"Why don't you two show me what you got?"
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"So get on up there."
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"You know what? We're not actually some..."
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"Hey... Okay."
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"We're not into dancing so much. We would ratherjust talk to you"
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"I don't come here to talk. You either leave or you start dancing."
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"Right where I want to be"
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"Baby, baby!"
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"Don't let love play the fool with me"
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"What?"
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"I feel it when you try and keel in"
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"-No, no, no. No! No, no, no. Okay... -Come on."
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"Now we're really gonna make it happen."
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"-Oh, yeah! -Here we go."
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"-Whoo! -It is getting dank and musky."
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"Oh, you got me, baby!"
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"If you promise to surrender"
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"I wanna do that."
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"You two, come over here."
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"$100,000."
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"Huh? That's a little steep, isn't it?"
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"I don't know any woman that's worth that kind of money."
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"Oh, you guys keep showing up!"
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"Why don't we take a walk and talk about things privately?"
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"This is part of the plan, right?"
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"I got to go back in the subway for a refresher."
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"Move."
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"Let's make this simple, okay? You give me the flash drive,"
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"or Collins is going to break both your wife's arms."
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"I put the flash drive someplace no one is ever going to find it."
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"But if our associate, Mr. Holbrooke Grant,"
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"doesn't hear from us every hour on the hour until we're safe,"
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"then he will release the contents of that drive."
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"Holbrooke's for real."
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