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Clips from Date Night (2010)

"What the hell is going on up here?"
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"Excuse me, sir, we're trying to do a rooftop thing."
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"-Could you just give us a minute? -Frank?"
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"No! I can't give you a minute. This is my rooftop, toots!"
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"It's okay, Claire. We were expecting him."
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"-What? Oh, my God! I am so lost. -They were just about to leave, Joe."
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"You know, they got a guy on the outside that has the flash drive."
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"Yeah, the flash drive. There's no play here."
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"You've seen the flash drive?"
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"Oh, don't worry, though. We won't say a word about the pictures."
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"Just shut your mouth."
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"-What pictures? -Nothing."
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"Oh, wow! I kind of pulled a boner here. Sorry."
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"Have them in your back pocket for a rainy day."
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"No. No, it's okay! When he says vagina, he means your face."
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"were the city contracts that I flowed your way."
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"All this time, I've been keeping the cops off your ass,"
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"-and you're stashing dirty pictures of me? -Really dirty, gross pictures."
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"You'd be in jail if it wasn't for me. So watch your tone, Mr. District Attorney!"
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"so my wife and I will bid you adieu."
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"No, no, no, no, no. No one's moving,"
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"'cause it'd be a lot easier if someone ended up dying now!"
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"Oh, God, he turned the gun sideways, Phil. It's a kill shot!"
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"-Put it down. I will destroy you, boy."
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"-Take the shot. -Shoot me, I will shoot you back."
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"Everybody's hopped up!"
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"-Just count them down. -No, that doesn't work with grownups."
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"Trust me."
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"My kids are gonna have me up in 90 minutes, so this shit ends now!"
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"-One! -I think she's serious."
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"-Two! -She's kidding, right?"
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"Three!"
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"Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air!"
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"Counting them down, works every time."
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"Told you I could surprise you."
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"Good to see you again, Detective."
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"-You have something for me? -Yes. Yes, I do."
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"I think there is enough evidence on this wire"
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"to put those two away for quite some time."
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"Thank you."
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"Mr. Miletto. Mr. District Attorney."
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"I'm pretty sure prostitution,"
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"and a few other goodies I'm sure I'll find on this."
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"Get them out of here."
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"You don't wanna be doing this. I'll put you in a box."
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"So, you two need a ride?"
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"Oh, yes, please. Our kids must be freaking out."
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"No, no. We sent a squad car out there an hour ago."
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"-Thanks. -Thank you."
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"I know that I'm, like, really bad at this stuff,"
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"Mmm. Well, it was like that book from book club."
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"so that she can flee the town, go out in the desert"
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"-What? -You read it."
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"-You read the book. -Of course."
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"-Yeah. I read all of them. -Why?"
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"'Cause it matters to you."
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"I don't like those books. I don't like them."
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"No."
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"What, tonight? No. It was very dangerous."
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"No, not tonight. Us."
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"I'd do it again."
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"I'd choose you every time."
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"Your love, lifting me higher"
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"Than I've ever been lifted before"
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"Quench my desire"
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"You know your love"
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"And act ion!"
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"-Big mistake. This is all a big mistake. -Two..."
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"Oh..."
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"Don't call me a bitch, whore."
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"You're telling me..."
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"Have you not heard a word I said, whore?"
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"Just a minute. I'm having the sex."
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"And action!"
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"Just a minute. I'm having the sex."
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"No, it's okay. When he says vagina, he means your face."
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"You are the father of at least one of my children,"
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"And get in there and butter that pole."
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"Work that pole like a Russian immigrant."
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"I'm gonna go home now and bleach my mustache."
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"I said your love"
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"Higher and higher"
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"Keep my love going higher and higher"
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"I don't know if you remember us,"
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"Bonso ir, we were in here earlier,"
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"eating with our good friend Sam-I-Am."
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"You mean Will.i.am?"
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"Is that what you call him?"
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"Yeah, no, no, no, no."
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"Did you hear how she pronounced his name?"
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"It's ridiculous!"
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"Oh, is that what you call him? No..."
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"Did you hear how she pronounced his name?"
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"-Terrible. Terrible. Ah. -How pedestrian."
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"He thinks he left his phone."
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"So we were just going to go and have a check for his phone."
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"Yes, he left his telly on the table."
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"His telephone..."
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"They're all revved up and ready to go"
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"Ah, thanks for getting it started for me."
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"Isn't it date night?"
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"Yeah. Sleep for a year. No."
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"Really? The broom promises?"
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"I literally could not stop crying."
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"Sometimes you do stuff you don't wanna do."
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"What?"
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"That's... Him. He can't play..."
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"Yes. Rare is why I was surprised."
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"Dream of ways"
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"Clouds of sulfur in the air"
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"Fantastic. I... I'm going to change."
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"I'm all over this. Captain Phil Foster's shortcut."
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"I'm going to veterinary school up at Columbia."
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"And the tow company won't release our property"
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"But do you have any tables open?"
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"I didn't... I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"and introduce us to the Little Mermaid."
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"Oh, no, wait, isn't it bad luck to toast with an empty glass?"
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"I don't think that's a thing."
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"Mmm."
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