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Clips from Bad Santa (2003)

"Now it's 8:00. Merry Christmas."
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"God damn it!"
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"That's it."
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"Hold it for me."
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"God damn it!"
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"- Yeah. - Gin, I got the info on that Arizona plate."
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"Let me get some of that. Yeah, that's it."
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"- Guess where he is. - Give it to me."
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"- Who are you? - Your name Roger Merman?"
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"- Yes. But... - You doing three to six for embezzlement?"
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"Uh, well, many accounting questions are not cut-and-dried."
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"Thank you for your time. God bless."
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"- Clean... - Oh."
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"- No. Nothing. I mean shit. - Yeah."
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"- Nothing. - No bad habits, either."
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"Hell, I wouldn't want to."
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"Yeah, just looking."
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"- Wedgie. - Yeah."
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"Santa..."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"No, actually, don't tell me. I don’t want to know. What do you want?"
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"I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink."
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"- He made it all better? - No, he kicked my ass. You know why?"
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"'Cause you went to the bathroom on Mommy's dishes?"
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"No. It's because he was a mean, drunk son of a bitch."
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"Put the cigarettes away, you asshole. This ain’t no fucking bar."
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"All right, next."
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"And on Christmas Eve, you’re going to rob this store blind."
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"What’d say we go somewhere private."
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"The store changes, your name changes. But you always get away clean."
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"... by me."
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"So this is how it's gonna be."
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"I got this. I got this!"
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"45%."
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"Half."
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"- I can get another midget, too. - Yeah, where?"
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"Because you got no discipline. You got zero fuckin' initiative."
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"Sweet Jews for Jesus."
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"I pissed myself."
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"What the fuck do you think you doing? You son of a bitch!"
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"Hey, hey, hey. Hey, come on, come on."
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"So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand, hmm?"
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"I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!"
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"Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?"
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"Santa."
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"Fucking little prick!"
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"Oh, God damn it, I forgot about that."
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"She does look kind of still, doesn't she?"
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"Oh, Granny."
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"- Hello, little boy. - Hello. Santa..."
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"Thanks."
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"Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister."
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"Good night, sweetie."
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"That was so sweet. He's a really sweet kid, isn't he?"
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"What?"
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"Just a little tired."
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"- You scared the holy shit out of me. - Think I did good?"
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"What do you care what I think, huh?"
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"'Cause last year and the year before that, you didn't bring me any presents."
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"I'm sorry. The van stalled. Will you give us a jump, please?"
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"I appreciate it."
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"All right, small fry, help yourself."
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"Thanks."
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"- Is he dead? - No."
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"Lovely child."
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"All right, hold it steady."
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"Oh, yeah, shit, let's do it."
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"Oh, Christ."
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"Good night."
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"- Merry Christmas, Willie. - Up your ass."
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"Oh, shit."
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"- Remember Andy Pitz? - Andy Pitzorella? Yeah."
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"Fuck."
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"Shit."
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"Terza."
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"34C."
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"Oh, shit. Which one did he say?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Store dick's dead."
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"Willie, this has been a long time coming."
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"You gotta be able to rely, Willie."
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"For Christ sakes, it's Christmas."
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"Goodbye, Willie."
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"- Where did you come from? - Shit, that fucking kid."
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"although there was blood on the present you gave me,"
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"which didn't keep me from enjoying it."
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"I hope it's the right size."
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"Anyways, I told the cops you had no one to take the fuck care of you,"
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"in one year and three months."
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"she seems to like you and your house and Jacuzzi."
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"As for my little helper, I'm sorry to have to tell you"
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"I hope your dad doesn't go sucking shit from them like I did."
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"Now the cops know I wrote it, which is gonna keep my ass out of jail."
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"which is new in my experience."
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"So I’ll see you when I come over to fuck Mrs Santa’s sister in the Jacuzzi."
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"Anyway, see you soon."
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"Hey, can I get another drink down here?"
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"Oh, my. What a darling photo. Are you certain you only want the single?"
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"Additional photos come in handy as gifts for Grandma and Grandpa"
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"- So, what do you want, little girl? - A drum set."
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"Well, I'm very happy for you."
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"You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic."
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"You want to see some magic? Here. Let's watch you disappear."
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"Watch the bladder, kid. Santa's got to pee. What do you want?"
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"- A new bike. - A new bike. Wow. That's a new one. Excellent."
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"Attention, shoppers. The store will be closing in five minutes."
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"- Is that it? - Yeah, that's the last one."
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"Thank the fuck Christ."
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"Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. You pissed yourself."
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"Aw, Jesus."
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"- Good night. Merry Christmas. - Good night."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Happy holidays."
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"- What are you doing man, Solo? - I’d get back to you.."
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"- Hey, hey, hey. - I’m fucking leave here."
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"Relax. These pants are awful baggy."
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"You wouldn’t be trying to steal nothing, would you?"
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"You’re an asshole, you know that?"
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