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Clips from Veep - Tears (S01E01)

"-POTUS took a golf day. -Do you know who he's playing golf with?"
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"SELINA: 'Cause of that smiling Secret Service guy, Amy,"
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"Yeah, but it was so much more depressing coming out of you."
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"into a congressional investigative hearing"
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"-Why? Because of me? -No."
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"Ma'am, that is a lingering image to try to overcome, I'll tell you."
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"Let me be very clear with you about something, okay, Roger?"
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"-Yeah, yeah. -Okay. Sorry."
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"Danny Chung."
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"The thing about Ohio is the weather is completely schizophrenic."
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"Don't endorse."
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"(BLOWING NOSE LOUDLY)"
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"-The ones who don't grab. -Oh."
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much."
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"That’s right. That’s you. Come on up here."
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"Amy, you pretended to have a miscarriage for me."
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"Bye, Sue."
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"And you don't have the clearance."
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"-What? -Approve."
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"and then start running them over and crush their skulls with my campaign bus."
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"And then that small thing actually dies itself."
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"Okay, thanks for the input."
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"So I appreciate the delicate situation here."
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"Then we've just got to tweak the tear nipple."
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"Must be very hurtful for you, too, with all the gossip going around."
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"I mean, you get tired"
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"and have as much fun with it as they can."
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"Okay, endorse. Endorse. Endorse."
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"-Mmm-mm. -No. That's a blessing."
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"I'm the puppet master. I'm Pinocchio."
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"-Uh, yeah, he was. -Five-year-olds get that."
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"I just signed for an auto lease. If I could get six months..."
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"I just issued a press release announcing my promotion."
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"The press claims that you intentionally cried in order to divert attention away from the fact"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Just relax."
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